Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach and Mayes

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Heated Rivalry is too steamy to watch in public.

A comprehensive examination of useful kitchen gadgets.

What is the least interesting Spotify Wrapped style recap?

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Emily, Mo, Zach and Mayes

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How complicated is it to move into a new apartment in SF vs LA?

The existence of Yellowstone frozen dinners lets us imagine what tv show or movie branded foods we would want to buy.

What Cinephobe character would you want at your Thanksgiving?

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Eden, Mo, Katie and Mayes

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We stake our claim as the premiere Security Deposit podcast while Zach is busy watching two Ukrainian guys move his stuff.

Would you sleep with a cop to get your friend out of jail?

Ham cocktails, nacho cheese on your pie and restaurants performing cultural appropriation.

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Eden, Mo, Emily, Zach, Katie and Mayes

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Stunningly, Zach is frustrated by something in a new segment called ‘You Know What’s Bullshit?’

During our long hiatus, we piled up a preponderance of Dill or No Dill scenarios to review.

Do you leave butter out? Do you wait for your oven to preheat?

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Eden, Mo, Zach and Mayes

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Stop me if you've heard this before: Zach got pissed off at the coffee shop.

What is the dream restaurant you would open if money was no object?

What kitchen item would you say you are in a job interview?

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Katie, Mo, Zach and Mayes

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Customer support gaslighting. Love is Blind musings.

We text 'Hola Cindy' to a random phone contact.

What is the worst A-List celebrity look-a-like?

Patreon Exclusive: Movie sequels we wish existed

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Eden, Mo, Zach, Katie and Mayes

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Mayes updates the neighborhood chronicles with a plumbing revelation from a massage parlor.

Eden's fantasy basketball strategies.

Leonardo DiCaprio - acts great or great actor?

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Eden, Mo, Zach, Katie and Mayes

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Zach longs for the days of the Sussman era and getting scammed.

Anything goes at the airport. Biscuit rankings. Self checkout protocol.

Where would you put a third arm?

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Eden, Mo, Zach, Katie and Mayes

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Do you feel more qualified than some of your friends for their jobs?

If basketball was invented tomorrow, would it become popular?

Why does Paul Boehl only have one pair of underwear?

All those questions answered, and so much more.

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Eden, Mo, Colin and Mayes

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We develop and cast the Pablo Torre mini series, fast tracking it for a prestige Emmy run next summer.

Who would be the most fashionable animal? Is a pickle cooked?

How early do you arrive for an important video call meeting?

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