Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo, Mayes & Papa Mayes

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Jay King goes shopping and has trouble locating and identifying various basic foods.

Mike White is edging you, and if you don't like, you can get out of his bed.

The laziest dinner you make and pizza on a waffle.

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Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes

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Jaden Smith wears literal Pearls of Wisdom and might build you a bed.

Righteous Gemstones hang dong + White Lotus Season Finale anticipation.

What is the most crucial component of the pizza?

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Eden, Zach, Mo, & Mayes

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Whatever your morning routine is, it's not as unhinged as Ashton Hall's.

Would you buy a murder house? How much of a discount would you need?

The Studio is a new show that has us drinking the Kool-Aid.

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Zach is going to give his hair a 'reconstruction', prompting hair stylist stories.

White Lotus & Severance talk, horrible country song titles, BBQ

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Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes.

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We celebrate Pi Day with our favorite pies, including the satellite branch of icebox pies.

After colonizing butter, we wonder what historical event the gang would time travel to.

Do you sleep in silence? Would you like to be 17 again?

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Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes.

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We take a harrowing journey down Francine’s Pizza Jungle menu from 1957, when a large pizza cost a maximum of $1.90.

Zach questions how necessary parmesan cheese is to garnish pasta, Katie unveils a powerful mullet she used to have and Eden thinks we're teaching history all wrong.

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Emily's trip to a market featuring a variety of exotic snacks, particularly Pringles, divided the group.

What song is played on loop in hell? When does a pizza stop being a pizza? Do friendship pheromones lead to Train Crumpets? We're here to answer the important questions as always.

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Emily, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes.

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TV is back in a big way, Katie's all in on Love Is Blind: Minneapolis and Mayes wants to check in to the White Lotus Thailand

Would you rather be fast with Ostrich Legs or smart with a Baboon Butt on your head?

Do you take your first dates to the same place? Would you rather take a date to a place you know or a new place?

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Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes.

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Ohio has introduced a new law that seems difficult to enforce.

Would you go to Jurassic Park if it opened in real life?

Backing into a parking spot in a parking lot.

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Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo, Emily & Mayes.

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Urinetown: Romeo & Juliet but with Pee. Irish Goodbyes. Shrimps vs Prawns.

Progresso made Soup Drops hard candy, and nothing will ever be the same.

Eden's extremely detailed skincare routine.

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