Emily, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes.

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TV is back in a big way, Katie's all in on Love Is Blind: Minneapolis and Mayes wants to check in to the White Lotus Thailand

Would you rather be fast with Ostrich Legs or smart with a Baboon Butt on your head?

Do you take your first dates to the same place? Would you rather take a date to a place you know or a new place?

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Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes.

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Ohio has introduced a new law that seems difficult to enforce.

Would you go to Jurassic Park if it opened in real life?

Backing into a parking spot in a parking lot.

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Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo, Emily & Mayes.

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Urinetown: Romeo & Juliet but with Pee. Irish Goodbyes. Shrimps vs Prawns.

Progresso made Soup Drops hard candy, and nothing will ever be the same.

Eden's extremely detailed skincare routine.

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Eden, Mo, Emily, Mayes & Colin Casserd.

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While Mo walked Luca, a man tried to kiss his dog. Is dog kissing a 2 Americas situation?

Dill or No Dill on Jovny the Vlasic Stork Mascot.

When it comes to immortality, would you rather be the same age forever like a vampire, or restart your lifecycle like a jellyfish?

If your friend goes through a break up, how long do you give them to be sad and pathetic before you get tired of it?

Building the ideal five ingredient sandwich.

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Eden, Zach, Mo & Mayes

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We revisit Mayes' previous statement that chicken and eggs should not be consumed at the same time, except in OYAKODON!

Bonks Jr. asks if we would rather have our hands or feet swapped, and which TV or Movie universe we would like to live in.

Is there anything you would stand in a two hour line for? What trade you learn for a career?

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Eden, Zach, Mo, Katie & Mayes

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Papa Mayes returns wielding his giant custom made cleaver to review Wicked, tell embarassing Mayes tales and ask "How do you feel about Animal Orgies?"

Zach spent a day at Universal Studios, Eden endures an internet improvement saga and Mo successfully cleaned out his dad's freezer.

If you could only use one utensil to cook and eat, what are you choosing? How long does a couch last?

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Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes

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Encountering Energy Vampires in real life. Hybrid Animals & Animal Reincarnation.

What ratio of cat to human to square footage makes you a crazy cat lady?

Squid Game 2 + Taylor Sheridan + Severance + Shrinking

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Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, & Mayes

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Where would a Giraffe wear a bow tie? Which type of Santa hat would Batman have?

Who is the best cook that you know? Would you rather have World Record sized hands or feet?

Do you want your mind transferred to an android or uploaded to a virtual world?

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Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Mayes & Paul Boehl

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Mayes survived the canceled Tsunami. Fee Fi Fo Fum Go Get Yourself a Cup of Coffee.

Is standing in a parking spot to save it allowed?

What's scarier, a horse or a bear?

There's a columbian hit woman who looks like Aubrey Plaza.

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Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo & Mayes

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What is the worst pasta for mac and cheese?

Zach got cock blocked in Palm Springs.

If you could replace ketchup and mustard on every table, what two condiments would you choose?

The gang describes their worst falls, and everyone has had one.

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