Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach and Mayes

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Mo beats Eden to the livestream and immediately abdicates his newfound crown.

Zach joins a few butter martinis deep with public park conundrum.

Most dangerous animal encounters & preferred magic spell casting technique.

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Eden, Zach and Mayes

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Mayes is living in the year 2008 again after seeing Girltalk perform.

We select our preferred Panda Mart fragrances for men and women.

Zach has been over served Pedro Pascal content and takes a stand.

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Eden, Katie, Mo, Mayes and Papa Mayes

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Live tech support as Papa Mayes connects his new airpod maxes.

Would you rather call off your fully paid for wedding or get divorced in less than a year?

The definitive mailbag pizza style rankings.

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Eden, Zach and Mayes

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Lightning hit the Gas Plant, so we're podding shorthanded today.

The Bear has been renewed for Season 5, and we must once again investigate TV shows that insist on sticking around for too long.

First celebrity crushes, choosing three fingers to lose to fireworks and a terrifying stuffed crust pizza from Australia.

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Eden, Zach, Mo and Mayes

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Ballers, Playmakers & Sleep Scores

Zach returns with another edition of Coffee Shop Chronicles

Does a warrant work for a vampire cop? What is acceptable food to eat while driving?

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Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo, Mayes and Papa Mayes

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Papa Mayes joins from his summer vacation to break down meeting Zach and Eden in person, and provide his insight on his son's wedding.

Best Mods to a BLT. Which world quadrant has the best food?

What happened to commercial jingles?

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Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo and Mayes

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A discussion about AI leads to a quick Mountainhead review, which seamlessly transitions into talking about Mo's dad's pantry.

Do you think your favorite movie or tv show has already been made?

Dill or No Dill on collectible popcorn buckets.

Patreon Exclusive: Embarrassing purchases & Dave the Diver

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Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo and Mayes

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After a prolonged back and forth, Mayes prys a dad joke from Papa Mayes.

We investigate everyone's stripper name and whether they would get along with their clone.

Parallel parking, too many tacos and putting in effort on the first date.

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Eden, Zach, Katie and Mayes

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Eden returns from Taiwan with a startling Bubble Tea development.

Would have you have a pre first date video chat?

Would you rather be on Wipe Out, American Ninja Warrior, American Gladiators or Most Extreme Elimination Challenge?

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Zach, Katie, Emily & Mayes

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Taking a break from our obsessions with Karen Read and Captain Jeff Productions to get together and answer some pressing listener questions.

How do you feel about Mother's Day posts for pet parents?

Ranking squash, zucchini, eggplant and cucumber to find the best hog shaped vegetable.

Would you ever buy an extra ticket for a concert or show and figure out who's going with you later?

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