Knuckleheadz get some help from the almighty MC Lars to rap about everyone's favorite thing: Puppies and Kittens!

I'm Broadway-bound, baby! Well, the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, anyway... and this is the lead-off song to my new show, "AL! The Weird Tribute (and How Daniel Radcliffe Got Mixed Up In This Nonsense)." It's gonna be weird! Oh, and there's a video. :) Words, music, piano, guitars, bass, drums, keyboards, vocals, arrangement, production: SG "Mom": Kendra Shepherd Special appearances: Dr. Demento and "Weird Al" Yankovic

Cover of my favorite Nuclear Bubble Wrap song. It's good. Sofa king good.

Oftentimes, folks possessing passion, righteousness, and a heaping helping of ignorance get confused with those who have common sense and integrity. This can even happen in the world of politics (believe it or not)!

When Loki season 1 was finishing up, things were pointing towards the main villain being a variation of the comics character Kang, and "BANG!" by AJR was already a hit on the radio at the time. So in a fit of inspiration, I watched the final episode of the season when it aired, then IMMEDIATELY wrote this parody, and released it on YouTube THE VERY NEXT DAY. Probably the quickest turn around I've ever done on a pop culture song. However, I never got to release it to the FuMP because of that quick turn around. So because season 2 of Loki was just announced (and also, more pertinent to this recording in particular, the FuMPFeST live compilation is due out soon) I decided to post this live version here now. Enjoy!

A parody about the incredibly fun found footage horror franchise to "UHF" by "Weird Al" Yankovic. So basically it's the most Jeff Whitmire song I've ever done! Featuring vocals by TV's Kyle and TheFifthSister. New lyrics by Jeff Whitmire Vocals by Jeff Whitmire, TV's Kyle and TheFifthSister Music and mix by 2Sleeps

Hi! The day this song goes live is also is the launch day of my Kickstarter campaign for the long-delayed new Worm Quartet album "Carpe Tedium!" If you'd like to help fund the bloomin' thing so's you can secure your copy of the album in your choice of format (digital, CD, Cassette, or 180G colored vinyl) as well as score yourself some sweet schwag including t-shirts, ponchos, test pressings, signed photos, USB drives, Dr. Demento Basement Tapes CDs, custom short songs, and perhaps even having Worm Quartet perform at your very own house / garage / hangar / bus / cave / abandoned Ames store, please click hereabouts to check it out! Speaking of custom short songs, this song actually started life as one of those. There's this guy named Alex Barker who comes to a lot of my Rochester-area shows despite being a several-hours drive from Rochester, and so far TWO DIFFERENT TIMES I have found myself lacking a boom mic stand when attempting to join MC Lars on stage for our cover of "(Lord It's Hard To Be Happy When You're Not) Using The Metric System" and Mr. Barker has stepped on stage to offer himself as a human mic stand. He pledged at the "short song" reward level for my Pac-Man EP Kickstarter, and requested a song about "the life and times of a human mic stand." The end result was this here song. So thanks for Alex for the years of support, the salvation of two performances, and the inspiration for this neat little song, which is of course on the aforementioned new album. Vocals, backing vocals, programming, keytar, and production by Shoebox. Mastering by Devo Spice

Rap song about snacks.

Another custom villain song from Ookla.

What happens when a genius surgeon brings work home? She's Dr. Mom! (from the unknown 90's sitcom) Lyrics and Singing by Joe J Thomas of Joe's Dump Copyright 2023, Joe J Thomas, Joe's Dump, JoesDump.com All Rights Reserved. Not a Quinn-Martin Production.