R2 Death Star (parody of "Grandma's Feather Bed" by John Denver) Hear the real Star Wars story... When R2D2 took control of the Death Star!!! Thrill! Gasp! Exfoliate! Lyrics and Singing: Joe J Thomas Copyright 2023 Joe J Thomas, Joe's Dump JoesDump.com All Rights Reserved. Not a Quinn-Martin Production.

Today, April 9th, is Tom Lehrer's 95th birthday! Last November, Tom placed his entire music catalog into the public domain, which means that anyone could cover his work if they so chose. So...I chose. Lyrics and music by Tom Lehrer Magnificently arranged by Ben Stahl Vocals warbled by Insane Ian Available on my newest b-side collection, "Smarm-Proof Lobster Cabinet".

A desperate author pleads with the universe to buy his book. Then the evil rascal salesman squatting in his brain take over with promises of eternal happiness.

Lyrically inspired by people who get angry at things in life, but then take it out on the nearest available person to take it out on, regardless of how illogical it is to get angry at said people. Especially when most of it's your own fault. Musically done in the style of Psychostick.

The greatest re-telling of the greatest story ever told. This is the straight dope on the life and erotic times of the first meme, Jesus Christ. You won't find truth like this in the Old, Lame Testament.

After years of being mysteriously missing at far-flung points round the globe, the Steamcog Orchestra reunited in 2023 with this rendition of New Orleans songwriter Chris Yacich's delightful 1936 ode to everybody's favorite fruit. male vocal and melodica: Prof. Milo R. Pinkerton female vocals: Formelda Hyde-Pinkerton & B.P. Hatbox piano: Impersario Vladimir Konstantin bass: Labonzo Dogman xylophone: Mahmoud Muhammad Akbar trombone: Prof. Kikker von Froggsworthy trumpet: Patrick O'Doyle clarinet: Percival Archibald Quatermain bouzouki: B.P. Hatbox drums: COGSworthy recorded at C.O.G. Secret Lab by Lewis D'Aubin Guest cameos (in alphabetic order): Bad Beth Carrie Dahlby Dead By 28 Devo Spice Kyle Carozza The Great Luke Ski Chris Mezzolesta Shoebox Tom Smith

This is a true story of a neighbor who was minding his own business and fishing in a stream when a beaver decided to swim up to him and bite him on the knee.

This is a song from our first ever 2005 album, Something Stupid This Way Comes. As a joke, we recorded this version in 2011, and we tried to convince Brendan that we played a show where someone actually requested it. Now available on the new Exploding Head Syndrome era box set, Heady Exxxplosions.

Ever waited on jerks? Sure you have. This for you. Words, music, piano, drums, bass, guitars, mandolin, accordion, vocals, arrangement, production: SG

When DX28 noticed that the FUMP Podcast was near reaching a milestone of 666 episodes, we wanted to do something to celebrate this evil occasion. We wrote this original song in the style of Rob Zombie (as a tribute to the Horror Icon and his love of all things related to 666...yea!). It's the story of a girl, a groupie, an influencer, a stripper, and an ass kicker. She will steal your heart and your Netflix password. She's the kinda girl you would want to bring home to meet your mom, if your mom was Elvira.