Any traveling entertainer (musician, magician, mathematician, politician, snake oil purveyor, etc.) eventually learns of (and can attest to) one universal truth. That is: as lonely as the road can be, there's always someone willing to make sure you're not alone. It might cost you, one way or another, though.

My Zamboni is an inter-dimensional travel vehicle that takes me back so I can tell folks in the past that they're wrong.

A lot of the songs that I have written were intended for a barroom audience on their third or maybe fourth round of drinks and this one is a prime example. The minute I came up with the title of this song the rest fell quickly into place. A lot of men out there (and women) will probably support the song's contention that some sex is purely recreational and should not be considered as an act of unfaithfulness. In any regards, I think it makes for a hilarious song and I am hoping to get it recorded someday by an artist who can really give it the performance it deserves.

Luke Ski returns to the FuMP to do the scariest thing he can think of... express his point of view on a specific aspect of a current societal paradigm via the art of the comedy song. Will he survive? Who knows. If he does survive, then this track will end up on his long-awaited forthcoming album "Needlessly Meta" which will be released this March at MarsCon 2023. Music, mixing, and additional commentary by Kyle A. Carrozza Please support the MarsCon 2023 Comedy Music Track by buying our Fund Raiser album featuring nearly 4 hours of excerpts from all the live comedy music concerts of MarsCon 2022. You can purchase the download now at the Shop page of MarsCon Comedy dot com.

A Fump-tastic Parody of "Jump" by Kris Kross. Featuring: Devo Spice. Special guest backing vocals by Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III of The Consortium of Genius, the Great Luke Ski, and Bad Beth. Time to get FUMP"d.

An 80s power ballad in the style of "Alone" by Heart about being on hold with customer service. Written and performed by Gail Gallagher Customer Service Rep- Jess Landis Guitar & Drum tracking- Dalton Howland Bass- Willem van Lierop mixed and mastered by Sparklebard Studio

Blue Krampus (parody of "Blue Christmas" by Elvis) There just aren't enough Krampus holiday songs out there... I'm here to fix that - Bring on the drowning tub! Lyrics and Music by Joe J Thomas Copyright 2022, Joe J Thomas, Joe's Dump, www.JoesDump.com All Rights Reserved. Not a Quinn-Martin Production.

I like the idea of finding out what Santa does on a regular day when he's just out driving around and suddenly feels hungry. I thought it was a funny concept and ran with it. I kept running and may have ran too far. You be the judge.

This one is so freaking obvious, I can't believe no one thought of it before. No cats were harmed in the making of this stupid song. Music: John Sebastian Words, bass, banjo, electric guitar, pedal steel guitar, vocals: SG Guitars, tambourine: Walter Cherry Drums: James Frame Cat sounds and helpful suggestions: Kendra Shepherd

We've discovered, through science, that the only thing that can combat Mariah Carey and her secret mutant missle spear of an ear worm "All I Want For Christmas Is You" is the combined power of rock and roll, parody, Christmas magic, and John McClane. Thus, we submit to you - Die Hard Is A Christmas Movie, Too.