No actual foul language, but this song is anatomically correct, so heads up. By Phil Ward and J.C. Hyke; copyright 2022 Big Jer Music and Kettle Ridge Music (ASCAP). Phil Ward: lead vocals, guitar, bass guitar. Kat Bula: fiddle, harmonies. Wes Weddell: mandolin, harmonies. Silvie Zamora, Sabrina Schneppat: harmonies. J.C. Hyke: basso profundo.

Sadly, modern wizardry is just not what it used to be! Lead Vocals.................... Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III Guitars & vocals..............Filbert W. Snodgrass, junior scientist in training Bass & vocals..................Dr. Z Keyboards & vocals.........Dr. Dylan Watson Winchester Drums.............................Drumbot Guest backup vocals.......Bad Beth Recorded, mixed and mastered at C.O.G. Secret Lab, Harahan LA

After hearing the first verse of this song you'll know exactly what inspired it. So I decided to come up with some other situations that may be boring when you don't have a phone with you to distract you. This is a song I wrote during FAWM a couple years ago and am only now getting around to recording. lyrics, music, vocals: Tom Rockwell Thanks to Tim Crist, aka Shoebox of Worm Quartet for some punch ups on the spoken bits.

Nobody returns my phone calls. At some point I just didn't care. That was 30 years ago. Nothing has changed.

Grocery shopping is no fun. Here's why. Words and music: SG, Bethany Hill, and Bill Warrington Guitar, mandolin, bass, accordion, kitchen-drawer-percussion, piano, vocals, arrangement, production: SG Backing vocals and noises: Bethany Hill and Bill Warrington This song is on my new CD, "Top Ten Songs That Steve Has Come Up With Since His Last CD (plus 6 more!)," which you should definitely buy here!

Sushi-Oh's! The Sushi Breakfast Cereal with the World's First Great Taste of Fish! (parody of "Domino" by Van Morrison) Lyrics and Singing by Joe J Thomas Watch on YouTube! Written and sung by Joe J Thomas Copyright 2022 Joe J Thomas, Joe's Dump, JoesDump.com All Rights Reserved. Not a Quinn-Martin Production.

A song about those lovable pain bringers from Hell! Parody of "Kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down New lyrics and vocals by Jeff Whitmire Music and mix by 2Sleeps Music

Everyone always wants to talk about how awesome it is to have an epic beard. It's about time someone shared the darker side...

You might think they're cute, cuddly and delightful birds. But you'd be wrong.

A musical riff on George Carlin's rant (from decades ago) which is, sad to say, newly relevant.