When I released my very first comedy album (you know, the one with the unnecessarily long name), I included a phrase in the title that I just knew I would have to make into a song one day. Well, that song finally exists now, and it only took me a freakin' decade (as opposed to a regular decade)!

Ticking away the moments that make up the holidays! The year we're about to ring in is the 50th anniversary of Pink Floyd's The Dark Side of the Moon. ("And then one day you find FIFTY years have got behind you.") That fact plus the global supply chain crisis have created enormous demand for a Christmas-themed parody of the entire DSOTM album, and we aim to fill that demand. You're welcome. True story: We plan to complete the album and release it in 2023. On vinyl, of course. Meanwhile, here is our 5th (6th?) installment, which naturally we're calling Part 1. It's a parody of "Breathe" called "Wreath." So haul out the holly! And haul these out too: Part 2: "Cardiac Time" (to "Time") Part 3: "Frosty" (to "Money") Part 4: "Red and Green" (to "Us and Them") Part 5: "Chimney Damage" (to "Brain Damage") Part 6: "All That and a Bag of Gifts" (to "Eclipse") Botanophobes: M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics Craig Marks: Jolliness affidavit Chris Mezzolesta: Vocals, voices, slide guitar, bass Bob Emmet: Keyboards (Rhodes & organ), rhythm guitar, drum programming, Alanparsonsesque sound engineering

I was the guest of honour at MarsCon (albeit virtually). I don't really attend conventions (especially virtually). That said, I virtually nailed this assignment and appealed to virtually all nerds. Released on the album Metric System (out November 4, 2022). Robbie Ellis - vocals, piano, keyboards, bass guitar Airan Wright - flutes, baritone saxophone Dan Waldron - oboe Justin Amolsch - horns Victoria Moreira, Naomi Culp - violins Susan Bengtson Price - violas Hope Shepherd DeCelle - cellos Emilse Rios - double bass Jake Dewar - acoustic guitar Jono Sawyer - drum kit

For all the dawgs who got laughed at because their head was too big....this is for you

Disappointed with the last few seasons of The Walking Dead? Do you think that Season 11 make Fonzie's shark-jumping look like high art? You are not alone. Parody of Randy Newman's "Short People," a song that (as a short person) always annoyed me. (Just for the record, this song is basically a summary of my husband's rant about the show. Joe Giacoio And I can slop my way through this song on piano, but the recording is actually the fabulously talented Bill Larkin, who, if you don't know him, why not? He's also hilarious).

Parody of Breaking The Habit by Linkin Park from Gandalf's point of view about a pretty self-explanatory topic.

Okay yeah... I've written ANOTHER Harry Potter song. But I have a reason, and I think it's a good one. But I'm not telling you. Yet. Have a listen, see if you like where it went, see if you like who I parodied, and all that crap. And let me know if you think it does what I hope it does... that is, skewer a certain author by using her work against her. Or something. Music: "Weird Al" Yankovic Lyrics, guitars, bass, drums, keys, accordion, percussion, vocals, arrangement, and production: SG Extra noises and yelling: Kendra Shepherd Helpful suggestions: Jace McLain Trombone race car sound effects: Yitzchak Cowen Insane xylophone: Dano Cracchiolo

This is a song that I wrote for a close friend and co-worker who had been entangled romantically with a man who cheated on her and treated her badly for several years. She finally got the courage to leave him and I wrote this song in her honor.

You know the song. You know the reptile. If Elvis sang about insurance mascots, it might go something like this... It's A Gecko (Parody of "In The Ghetto" by Elvis) Singing and Lyrics by Joe J Thomas of Joe's Dump at JoesDump.com Copyright: 2022 Joe J Thomas, Joe's Dump, JoesDump.com All Rights Reserved. Not A Quinn-Martin Production.

folky punk song about a very famous historical penis