Welcome to another episode of Not For Human Consumption podcast, Seasoned Fries! This week the boys turn 4 years old! We have Walters balls of Woe, zipper slips, hotdog toppings, Matt gets drafted, Dylan gives us 90%, someone’s got a screw loose, notes for notes, soup candles, Forearm Dicks in the News, Wandering Eyes and more! 

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Featured Band:

Scandroid - I Remember You

https://scandroid.bandcamp.com/track/i-remember-you-3

Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

This week we've got your under construction, but all together in the studio weekly update on all the things! Take a hit of your moon rocks and get ready for seasoned fries! Walt collects his first paycheck as he gets comfortable in his new corner. Dylan is one week lump removed and in full studio build mode. Jay avoids public transportation at the puss stop, and Matt celebrates a little too hard and awakens his inner Allan. Local Bands Are Everywhere Look At This Voicemails and so much more!

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Every Time I Die - Dark Distance

https://everytimeidie.bandcamp.com/album/radical

Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Lumps, Spiders, Hand Damage and More!

Welcome to Episode 206.  It's emo hair night and we got Dylan's Post Surgery Updates, Building of a Studio, Matt almost lost his arm, Walter saves the local scene by interviewing the Swedish, Name that tune (Metal Edition), Medical Mishaps, A Heartfelt Feline Drive, Stupid as shit news stories, a very special "This Rabbit Hole Sucks" where we take an audio deep dive into Matt's face to face encounter with a QAnon dipshit.  Episode 206 is a party. Get into it!

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RAY GUN HERO - I AM ANDROID

https://raygunhero.bandcamp.com/album/i-am-android-single

Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

The boys are back with episode 205! Big things are still coming!! Local bands are still terrible!! Pull up your weather apps because there are brainstorms a cumbin, hard boiled eggs need explaining, Nizbits, Dilly Dollars and Loin Coin are currency, Keester Sutherland slangs weeds out his prison pocket, homeless philanthropenis, sitcoms…zitcoms you decided

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Featured Band:

CIVILIA - ALPHA

https://www.civiliamusic.com/

Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

The Boys are back with episode 204 and they get a little Knuts, Nicholas Knuts. Walt sits in with minimal apologies, Dylan gets a little help returning to feminism, local bands finally get some time in the spotlight and it’s F-ing terrible, homeless relations, root follicles, sprite drenched fancy cars, white weddings bitch! Copy paste challenges and Matty J takes a dab at multiple voicemails  

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Insect Inside // Sickening Ground

https://gorehouseproductions.bandcamp.com/album/the-first-shining-of-new-genus

Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

It’s the count down to Season 4, year 5, carry the bonus episode minus the…well it’s episode 203. This week the boys know how to spot a racist telescope when they see one, sushi luge six packs, carrot to tuggin ratio, American History SpaceX, big moves are abound, visions of dentures and Ewok lips make an appearance

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Featured Band:

Failure // Heliotropic

https://failureband.com/

Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Welcome to Episode 202, your freshly groomed and legitimized weekly update on all things thanks to the fellas at ManScaped.

It’s the start of Spooky month and this week the boys shave their boys and everyone has to hear about it, shilling pubes, slangin seed, tick dippin Dylan in Nair, electric tweezers are lazy, Jay has note and Walt hates on the boys then immediately hates on himself for it. Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by ​MANSCAPED™​, who is the best in men’s below-the-waist grooming champions of the world. ​MANSCAPED™ offers precision-engineered tools for your family jewels. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at Manscaped.com. That’s 20% off with free shipping at Manscaped.com and use code NFHC.

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Featured Band:

The Anix // Antilife

https://theanixofficial.bandcamp.com/

Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Welcome to Episode 201 of the NFHC Podcast!

Calling upon all Nizbitches, Dilly’s Kids and Jaybies for a limited time offer…details to cumb. The boys continue with their “Big Things Coming” campaign as they have acquired the essentials of grooming with ManScaped!! Their balls will thank them for it. No one can hear you cry in space documentaries, sensitive wrinkles, Scooby Doo Doo Pissteries, staring down the bare hole between a buddy’s thighs and a missing Woe.  Fun episode so get in here. 

Thank you all for the continued support of the podcast!

Season 4: Big things cumbing 2022!

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Featured Band:

LIVING DAYS // Thrill Anybody?

https://www.facebook.com/LIVINGDAYS/

Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Welcome to Episode 200 of the NFHC Podcast!

Motivation looks good on Dylan this week as he has clumps of big ideas and words, Matt can speak this week (kinda) payment vendor hacks, Smoking Weed about it, a thumb before time, Fan Art reviews, vomit buttons are gross, Circle K teets, Dudes named Bacon Wing, W.E.L.P. New gets it's tubes get crossed, Matt gets punny and the community drop some love on ya boys in the voicemails. Fun episode so get in here. 

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Season 4: Big things cumbing 2022!

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The Midnight // Wave

https://www.themidnightofficial.com/

Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Hey everybody! It’s episode 199 of Not For Human Consumption Podcast!

Your weekly update on All the THINGS!

This week on NFHC we discuss things to come…skank tank if you will, back support is very important, Matt can’t, and shouldn’t, say certain words, is the bathroom the appropriate place for emotional support? The discord has a deep talent pool, a Nigerian prince is owed a small fee, and Matt does his best impression of Wayne’s World

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Featured Band:

In Parallel - Threat of Heaven

https://inparallelband.bandcamp.com/track/threat-of-heaven

Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/