Hey everybody! It’s episode 189 of Not For Human Consumption Podcast!

Your weekly update on All the THINGS!

Welcome back to another weekly flavor injection of the Not For Human Consumption podcast. This week Matt becomes a PSA on how marijuana affects just about everything, Dylan goes full time and gives industry secrets on how little skill it involves to take his job and updates us on his trippy date with the boys, Jay tries to make a geriatric pact with Matt and Dylan and just ends up getting an unenthusiastic handy

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Featured Band: IN PARALLEL – BRIDGE AND TUNNEL

https://inparallelband.bandcamp.com/album/broken-codes

 

Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Hey everybody! It’s episode 188 of Not For Human Consumption Podcast!

Your weekly update on All the THINGS!

We’re back with your certified weekly update of all things Red White and Blue. This week we track past encounters and do some weird math on flat earther relations, Helium Dylan makes an impromptu appearance, Jay is convinced his body is trying to kill him, Matt’s anxiety is on full alert as he is part of an unknown experiment that will be revealed in due time, and we break the land speed record for Funnies Per Hour

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Featured Band: DONBOR – SURROUNDED

https://donbor.bandcamp.com/album/surrounded-single

 

Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Hey everybody! It’s episode 187 of Not For Human Consumption Podcast!

Your weekly update on All the THINGS!

Welcome to your fully waxed and vaxxed episode 187!! This week we pay tribute to the one and only Sir Allan with a trip down memory lane, Dylan is firing on all 5G’s and is raging against The Machine, Jay has a unicorn in his grasp and lets it slip through his Robster Craw, Matt makes us the number one source for Seal references and is an absolute beast of a host.

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Featured Band: FURY WEEKEND – SAVIOR

https://furyweekend.bandcamp.com/track/savior-feat-josh-money

 

Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Hey everybody! It’s episode 186 of Not For Human Consumption Podcast!

Your weekly update on All the THINGS!

This week we sit down with the "Champion of Men" Walter, from Walter's Wall of Woe to discuss all things metal, Ren Fair Adventures, Dating on Substances, Super Hero Oral Skills, Being a dick at award shows, Dylan's new coffee obsession,   

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Featured Band: FILTH - INSECURITIES

https://filthnc.bandcamp.com/

 

Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Hey everybody! It’s episode 185 of Not For Human Consumption Podcast!

Your weekly update on All the THINGS!

Back again with your weekly dose of nonsense. This Dylan explains the intricacies of port o’ potties, Matt gears up for boat ride, Jay realizes that it takes a village to raise a podcast, the legend of Harry Carey is alive and well and accents aren’t Matt’s strong suit

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Featured Band: CELLDWELLER – RETROS

https://celldweller.bandcamp.com/track/retros

 

Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Hey everybody! It’s episode 184 of Not For Human Consumption Podcast!

Your weekly update on All the THINGS!

We are back with your weekly update on all the things. We are joined this week by a very special birthday man, the one and only Spaghet!! He doesn’t have much to say though. But we do!!! Matt has joined the green side, we have the footage, and finally gets to talk about it this week, Dylan needs a hand job, and not what you’re thinking sicko, Spaghetti refuses to take a very necessary walk to the land of enchantment, hands aren’t needed for the win and Jay takes the joy out of Twinkies

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Featured Band: thealgorithm – protocols

https://thealgorithm.bandcamp.com/album/protocols-single

 

Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Hey everybody! It’s episode 183 of Not For Human Consumption Podcast!

Your weekly update on All the THINGS!

Welcome back to your weekly friendship building exercise. Rem joins us from The Rich Dickman Show and he’s immediately attacked, Dylan gets his first shot, Matt brings 2 phernalia to the table, Rem makes homemade hooch and Dylan tells multiple bad jokes about it, Jay’s convinced he’s dead and tinker bell is to blame, TRDS loses a member because brawds…or not? Dylan offers up his services to groom Rem’s wife.

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Featured Band: HELLO METEOR - LANAI LOOKOUT

https://hellometeor.bandcamp.com/

 

Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Hey everybody! It’s episode 182 of Not For Human Consumption Podcast!

Your weekly update on All the THINGS!

Welcome to another salty dog episode of Not For Human Consumption. Join us as we butt chug our way through another episode. This week Matt breaks silence on a new habit, Dylan abuses his power, we take a stroll down Methany Lane in the state of Drugacheusetts, if a Dolphin screams in the wild does it actually make a sound? And some new words of wisdom from the Dead Pee Scrolls

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Featured Band: Within – I, Pariah

https://www.ipariahofficial.com/

 

Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Hey everybody! It’s episode 181 of Not For Human Consumption Podcast!

Your weekly update on All the THINGS!

Back again with your double dosed episode of high five‘n hilarity. This week we discuss how long is too long to poop, if Disney went porn, the band Tesla and their resurgence into the car industry, we find Dylan a red flag on Netflix, Jay struggles to wipe, and Matt is out there supplying inappropriate arm gestures

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Featured Band: Within – Deadlife

https://deadlife.bandcamp.com/track/within

 

Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/

Hey everybody! It’s episode 180 of Not For Human Consumption Podcast!

Your weekly update on All the THINGS!

Welcome to the big turnaround, episode 180. Adam from the Who Gives A Shit Podcast joins us again and it gets spicy, Dylan tries hard to derail the show and is technically difficult, Matt’s balls are cradled like a new born baby, Texas doesn’t believe in Man Dates, accent = unintelligent…or whatever Dylan said, squeaky toy arms, Arizona is rigged, Adam flexes menthols, wrong turns on PornHub, Jamie Lee Curtis shits like a champ, Jay’s missed connections miss the mark, Travis from Roast Mortem offers up his 2 cents on the alternative placement of the booty hole

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Featured Band: Essenger – After Dark

https://essenger.bandcamp.com/album/after-dark

 

Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by: https://www.streambeats.com/