The Functioning Drunk Podcast

Dennis got drunk and decided to record a very chaotic episode. Then pissed himself off. That'll happen.

Drinking water is a scam.

Dennis is joined by the unofficial/official second mic, Eric - and it's like they never took seven months off! They talk about Cobra Kai/Karate Kid, dunk on that pathetic piece of shit Hulk Hogan and so much more!

Well - the good news is, they didn't ruin Cobra Kai.

Eric & Dennis debut their new pro wrestling podcast! Most of the conversation is focused on Indie Wrestling promotion Windy City Pro Wrestling and their latest show, STACKED!

Dennis may be fucked up.

An emergency podcast on

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Lots of shit to go through. All mental.

* Jojo Siwa probably didn't say that.

Eric & Dennis reunite for another amazing eight minutes of podcasting and sixty-six other minutes.

The boys talk about the death of pro wrestler Sid Vicious and reminisce about the big man's career. Sid died of cancer a few days ago. A legendary wrestler who captivated fans worldwide with an aura seldom seen in the prowrestling world.

They also talked about the latest iteration of The Crow - both big fans of the original flick, enjoyed the newest entry into the franchise and are fucking tired of the fake hate that is being spewed among YouTube reviewers and twitter pundits.

Strap in for a fun time. Or don't.

But you should.

Warning: Contains Spoilers (But You Probably Aren't Going To Watch Anyways, Are You?)

Over the weekend another installment of The Crow was released upon the eyeballs of movie goers. Initially, the movie was ripped apart, though positive reviews have begun to trickle in - currently, the movie sit's at 19% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Is it really that bad?

Let Dennis tell ya.

Beatbox Bevs & Y2K Bay Bay.

In today's episode of the Functioning Drunk Podcast, Dennis dives into the world of 7/11 Wine. Yes, you read that correctly. Dennis samples Beatbox Bev's "Wine". He also talks about the events of Y2K - a story only Dennis could have lived and talked about.

Conversation then turns to The Crow Reboot #83 - But, I think you'll be surprised about his thoughts.

Anyways ... help Dennis buy a new PC so he can livestream: Venmo - bwbDennis, Zelle & Paypal - [email protected]

Dennis is in a bit of a mood today - first, he forgot to turn the camera on, so this is all audio. You don't get to see his sexy face today. He's also tired of election season. Like ... really tired of it. And tired of promises from both sides of the liar's row. He loved Twisters and wants Joyride to get more love.

Finally, Phil Anselmo, Dennis wants to talk to you.