The Functioning Drunk Podcast

The Functioning Drunk Podcast

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The Functioning Drunk Podcast episodes

  • Muckbangin' broken dreams and shit.

    Dennis and Eric are simple guys. The love beer, pussy and beef jerky. What they don't love is the muckbang movement.

    They just call it eating. The fat bearded fucks.

    Anyways, we get deep and personal in this episode. Well, I think we did. I was drunk.

    Give it a listen.

    1 hr 13 min
  • A Mouthful of Pennies, Guns N Roses Rules, Vince Drools.

    I'll tell you what ... when the boys get together, it's a fun fucking time. Eric & Dennis deep dove into the world of Music. Dennis didn't realize Eric was such a big #gunsnroses fan. Maybe they are #Soulmate after all. Although Eric continues this bullshit theory that Coke tastes like batteries. Oh, speaking of batteries, stay tuned till the end of the show. Or don't, if you are squeamish. I think Eric puked in his mouth a little after I told him the story of a mouthful of pennies.
    Are you a Coke (a-cola) fan or a Pepsi fan?
    Dennis & Eric also talked about #Deadpool & #wolverine ... Did you love or hate the movie? I think we both loved it ... BUT I kinda wished they would have had included (Redacted) while Eric feels that would have been too much.
    This and SO MUCH MORE in this episode of The Functioning Drunk Podcast w/ Hey Internet, It's Eric.
    Our Twitter Pages:
    Dennis: https://x.com/FDPodcast69
    Eric: https://x.com/Movies_beer365

    FDP YouTube Page: https://youtube.com/@DoobTubeTV

    Eric's YouTube Page:    / eric1081  
    Still reading this? I love you. Thank you for watching the video. Wanna know what would really rule? Subscribing. Sharing.
    Have a great day.
    - Dennis

    1 hr 7 min
  • Black bearded bad built butch bodies and the hands of Chewbacca

    Well, let me just go ahead and apologize before you hit play. Sometimes, when the boys get together, things go sideways. I'm not one to make excuses for them, but to be fair, both gents were feeling under the weather, possibly even dying. And we always say things we don't mean when dying?

    Things started fine, as they always do - talking about holidays coming up, our week as a whole and then somehow, we got on the topic of furries and cos play and ... well.


    Enjoy.

    1 hr 20 min
  • Egg Farts, Ghosts and Hey Internet, It's Eric.

    I don't know man. Maybe allowing two fat bearded lazy assholes to talk about stuff on the internet isn't a good idea. I'm so sorry.

    We talked about ghosts and injuries and egg farts and food.

    Oh, and movies. Mainly how Karate Kid is the perfect movie and remake's and reboot's are stupid.

    Fuck you  @HeyInternetErichere 

    1 hr 40 min
  • Two Dads at the end of the world.

    It really sucks. Life is good. Too good. You see, Dennis (The Functioning Drunk) and Randy (A guy with possibly three podcasts) are happier than they've ever been. Unfortunately, the world is coming to an end.

    And Karen thinks we killed our kids.

    1 hr 33 min
  • Bonus Episode: "The Drummond Universe,".

    Before we start uploading new episodes, enjoy this hour of entertainment between Dennis (The Functioning Drunk) and Eric (Hey, Internet. Eric Here), as they put the pieces together of an entertainment multiverse we never knew existed.

    1 hr 15 min

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Life is simple. A person really only needs some beer, a hot dog and sports to be happy. It's a scientific fact. "The Functioning Drunk Podcast" is the pop culture podcast you've been silently wishing…