The team all wrote poems to their (not so) secret celeb crushes for Valentine's Day... and Mabale's is the firm favourite!

Sports journalist Neal Collins weighs in on the whole Pirates debacle and #khozamustfall with Ben Karpinski on The Gareth Cliff Show. He also suggests a few solutions to the problem of football hooliganism.

Gareth has a laugh at a US governor who collapsed as he was giving his State of the State Address. A nice light distraction from all the South African SONA drama...

Back by popular demand, Thulane Habede dishes on who the biggest celebs in South Africa are right now. In the only celeb chart available to you, Thulani uses his expertise to separate the big names from the just names.

Gareth gets schooled by Ben (and Siya) about how to play the dating game, after he tells them about a girl he met in Cape Town. When Hugh Grant is mentioned, it's clear that Ben is the REAL love doctor on the team!

Regular listener Rob calls in to share some warnings for the people wanting to go to Mars... these might be facts - or alternative facts - who knows with Rob?

Gareth and the team dissect one of the funniest memes of the moment... the young girl who said, "Cash me outside how bow dah!" on the Dr Phil TV show. The clip has also been remixed into a variety of songs.

Gareth and Siya are doing the show from a lovely beachfront office in Durban, which prompts a Top Billing style commentary of the panoramic view. Which of course leads the team into a dissection of the TV show's presentation style...

What is the most dangerous sex position for men (when sleeping with women)? WARNING: Explicit content that will make you cringe and grab your crotch area!

After Gareth complains about people who post inspirational memes, the team has some fun with an AI quote bot that makes some interesting creations...