The Geekbox

Wherein we discuss cheers and jeers, the Geekbox Awards, ZombiU, XCOM on game controllers, Assassin's Creed III's Wii U version, hype-based voting, Argo, Wreck-It Ralph, Community, Game of Thrones, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, our favorite guests, Prometheus plot holes, terrible TV, an epic Big Bang Theory throwdown, old spoilers, our most missed host of 2012, the lost adventures of Crazy Uncle Adam, and the day Lucasfilm got its mouse ears. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss DC Comics creative teams losing their jobs over the Internet, fixing Disney's Fantasyland, Disney's all-seeing eye, Zack Snyder and Star Wars, classic role-playing games, Persona 3, Fire Emblem, Chrono Cross, Arrow, the 2013 Academy Award nominees, cold vs. flu, and the best games of 1993. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss David Bowie, John Dies at the End, speculative fiction, H.P. Lovecraft, Django Unchained, movie and video game ratings, Wii U friend requests, Japanese piracy, Nintendo's backwardness, New Super Mario Bros. U, early-bird Pokemon game announcements, OCD, the worst thing about the Wii U, and the best games of 1992. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins, with special guest Chris Noyes.

Wherein we discuss bad hunters, Vegas vacations, the truth about Carrot Top, Dragon Quest casinos vs. real-life casinos, Django Unchained, John Dies at the End, the baffling continuity of The Amazing Spider-Man, and the best games of 1991. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins, with special guest Deborah Ferguson.

Wherein we discuss the Fitch Hitch, happy Apocalypse Day, heartwarming Christmas movies about sexually deviant snowmen, The Hobbit (more light spoilers!), old-school goths, poetry vs. music vs. reading, Tolkien's linguistic style, shake-ups for The Walking Dead, Nintendo Force, Nintendo pro tips, New Super Mario Bros. 2, cross-cosplaying as Fix-It Felix, and the best games of 1990. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins, with special guests Mary Catenacci, Andrew Fitch, and Brock Sager.

Wherein we discuss Fitch family pranks, the best and worst (and everything else) of Tim Burton's career, more 48 frames-per-second arguments, and everything good and the bad about The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (obvious spoilers for a thing that was created in 1937). Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, Ryan Higgins, and Toby Sidler.

Wherein we discuss free bread, Higgins' accidental gaming binge, things we can't remember about The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, sexy Super Mario princesses, the end of ZombiU, Samuel L. Jackson's Star Wars lust, Dark Souls II, The Phantom Pain, the end of Nintendo Power, spoiler policies, Star Trek Into Darkness (light cast spoilers), must-watch Star Trek stuff, The Hobbit, Man of Steel, 1989's best games, and the Nintendo Game Counselors. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss the not-so-Fantastic Four, vomiting blood everywhere, Justice League vs. Avengers, hick fiction, The Walking Dead, ZombiU, weighty decisions in games, Once Upon a Time, the greatest games of 1988, and a warning against The Hobbit's terrible filmmaking techniques. Starring Ryan Scott, Ryan Higgins, and Brock Sager.

Wherein we discuss Taxi Driver, No Country for Old Men, Ratchet & Clank, Disneyland, sexy Tinkerbell, dead men telling no tales, Captain Jack Skellington, Captain Eo (in 2012), crystal skulls, the terrible lessons that Pixar movies teach us, Medieval Times, and our favorite video games of all time. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss the Chokebox, Disneyland trolling, Medieval Times, The Cable Guy, the Wii U launch, adding Nintendo Network friends, the Miiverse, Nintendo predators, extreme Wii U loading times, the terrible Xbox 360 dashboard, Wii to Wii U software transfers, retail games vs. digital games, ZombiU, New Super Mario Bros. U, the secret history of the Koopalings, Wreck-It Ralph (again!), Q*bert, and Twitter trends for smart people. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins.