The Geekbox

Wherein we discuss kids not buying comics, Archie's high school years, the Xbox in Japan, creepy music store customers, recording music off the TV, the worst Soundwave ever, the horrible Oscars, Sherlock, Alcatraz (including Ryan Higgins' crackpot theories), getting banned from Star Wars forums for using dumb Internet memes, Star Wars: The Old Republic, Tomb Raider, Dark Souls, Etrian Odyssey, Soulcalibur V, Assassin's Creed, and the Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning demo. Starring Ryan Scott, Ray Barnholt, Ryan Higgins, and Brock Sager.

Wherein we discuss passing the bar exam, single comic issues vs. trade paperbacks, bookstores vs. books, drunken Disney World marathons, Star Wars: The Old Republic, the dumbest Star Wars subplot ever, Hutt sexuality, Alcatraz, and Dave Chappelle's live show. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Alea Garbagnati, Ryan Higgins, and Chris Noyes.

Wherein we discuss PaintScape, boring U.S. states, supervolcanoes, Lord of the Rings plot holes, Dungeons & Dragons: 5th Edition, role-playing in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, disgusting potato chip flavors, fun-filled Spanish lessons, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, tall vs. short, the elements of style, dating protips, LinkedIn, and Star Wars: The Old Republic. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Ryan Higgins, and Jonathan Powell.

Wherein we discuss sudden changes, terrible customer service, Hurdy Gurdy, the 2nd 87th Annual Geekbox Awards, a happy Calendar Man new year, Adam's Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword check-in, Doctor Who vs. Star Trek, more bad Grant Morrison comics, annoying Internet memes, Adam Sandler's decline, aliens throughout history, our truly special moments of 2011, and awesome magazines. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss southern California, The Adventures of Tintin, Watchmen 2, The Lord of the Rings, the Hobbit trailer, Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol, 127 Hours, Star Wars: The Old Republic, the Fitch Hitch, questionable records, new cell phones, Calendar Man, informed attractiveness, and winning Ben Stein's money (or not). Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Andrew Fitch, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss a case of the Mondays, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, TaleSpin canon, The Dark Knight Rises teaser trailer, Star Wars: The Old Republic, the Star Wars Expanded Universe, the Marvel MMO, Facebook and Twitter woes, Kim Jong-illin', Adam's Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword report, and Karen Chu's awesome new project. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Ryan Higgins, and Max Scoville.

Wherein we discuss obscure Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles villains, "Weird Al" Yankovic trivia, sleeping problems, devoting exorbitant amounts of times to games, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, the Spike VGAs, some company called Naughty Dog, Felicia Day vs. Double Dare, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, the new Louis C.K. album, Reddit, the G.I. Joe: Retaliation trailer, body massages, The Dark Knight Rises, the worst movie ever made (according to Adam Fitch), and the most successful actors of all-time. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss DHARMA food-bearers, never going to Napa Valley, weird weddings, angry zoo animals, the death of GamePro, chemistry 101, Lost, Twin Peaks, Peep Show, The Hunger Games, messed-up fiction, the most ridiculous fake psychology ever, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, fatal Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword bugs, and the Nintendo Treehouse. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, Ryan Higgins, Nick Lyman, and Amanda Szentesy.

Wherein we discuss Doritos flavors, the most boring food ever, World of Warcraft patch 4.3, carnival games, really tired memes, Adam's favorite movie of all-time, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, DOTA 2, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, and slime controllers. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss Ali G's hometown, Doctor Who, culture shock, offbeat sporting events, Star Wars: The Old Republic, World of Warcraft's decline, fun vs. family, Castlevania, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Burn Notice, and The X-Files. Starring Ryan Scott, Chris Baily, James Day, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins.