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A woman discovers her color blindness, Elon Musk dropped a nuke on his former bestie, a Scottish child shoots the shit while assembling a chicken wrap, and Kylie Jenner gave us the boob job tea.

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Elon v Trump

The Independent has a live updating article

How the nasty feud between Trump and Musk unfolded minute by minute

Bonus: Trump underrated/funny tweets (let’s read these at the end so we don’t doom spiral)

The Blue/Grey Couch

User “im.krispy” posts to TikTok about trying to sell her blue chair, which a potential buyer keeps trying to tell her is grey

Is she cracking? “It can’t be grey”

Oh god. She holds up a grey blanket as an example of what blue is.

She works in furniture staging LOL “are you responsible for millennial grey?”

Girl takes the time to match colorways for her to show that it is, in fact, grey

She probably has tritanopia, a type of colorblindness that’s from a lack of blue cone cells

Karen

A perfect timeline of events from January 29th from leaving the Waterfall to going to bed at 1 Meadows and back to 34 Fairview in the morning (with phone calls)

AI movie trailer made by FKR of what they think happened that night

Detailed testimony from John O’Keefe niece

Scottish child

This Scottish child has the soul of a woman in her 50s

Kylie Boob Job Deets

Kylie Jenner’s boob job confession

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From The Eyes of Karen Read: AI demo

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Insane X account convinced Hasan is biologically female

Saddam’s granddaughter is on TikTok now?

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