The Give Zero Clucks Podcast

The Give Zero Clucks Podcast

Download on the App Store

The Give Zero Clucks Podcast episodes

  • Drink & Farm Minisode #27 - Drink & Poisonous Holiday Decor
    Are you fancy enough to decorate for the holidays with live components of the prettiest plants you can get your hands on in the winter? You’re in good company with Bev! In this minisode, we discuss a handy graphic created by Poultry DVM of plants commonly used for live holiday decor that are poisonous for your chickens.
    So grab a drink, and tune in to receive some practical advice on what not to throw to your precious birds once the holiday is over and how to safely create a festive coop.
    21 min
  • Drink & Farm #90 - People That Work Out Are Caribou

    Are you a caribou or a reindeer? Oh, you didn’t realize you could choose which common name of Rangifer tarandus you self identify with? Well well well, we have got some fun in store for you! While scientifically the same species there are physical differences between reindeer and caribou and this week we discuss what those are. Listen to learn a TON of fun facts about these creatures you’ll be able to whip out at awkward social gatherings and we dive into the history of how reindeer became the creatures that pull Santa’s sleigh instead of, say, moose.

    After you listen, let us know what you found neat about this topic and be sure to share a screenshot of you listening to this week’s episode on Instagram and tag us in it! We’ll send you a sweet promo code to use in our shop.

    For full show notes go to drinkandfarm.com/90

    56 min
  • Drink & Farm #90 - People That Work Out Are Caribou
    Are you a caribou or a reindeer? Oh, you didn’t realize you could choose which common name of Rangifer tarandus you self identify with? Well well well, we have got some fun in store for you! While scientifically the same species there are physical differences between reindeer and caribou and this week we discuss what those are. Listen to learn a TON of fun facts about these creatures you’ll be able to whip out at awkward social gatherings and we dive into the history of how reindeer became the creatures that pull Santa’s sleigh instead of, say, moose.
    After you listen, let us know what you found neat about this topic and be sure to share a screenshot of you listening to this week’s episode on Instagram and tag us in it! We’ll send you a sweet promo code to use in our shop.
    56 min
  • Drink & Farm #89 - These Trees Are Your Babies

    Think starting a Christmas tree farm is as easy as plopping trees in the ground and waiting? Think again! It’s never that easy to farm anything, is it? In this episode, we discuss what it really takes to start and maintain a Christmas tree farm and dive into aspects of biz many don’t consider when getting started — like the sales and marketing side of such a venture. We also can’t even get over a new wellness fad and a strange use for goat intestines.

    For full show notes go to drinkandfarm.com/89

    1 hr 1 min
  • Drink & Farm #89 - These Trees Are Your Babies
    Think starting a Christmas tree farm is as easy as plopping trees in the ground and waiting? Think again! It’s never that easy to farm anything, is it? In this episode, we discuss what it really takes to start and maintain a Christmas tree farm and dive into aspects of biz many don’t consider when getting started — like the sales and marketing side of such a venture. We also can’t even get over a new wellness fad and a strange use for goat intestines.
    1 hr 1 min
  • Drink & Farm #88 - Membrane Doesn't Scare Me

    In this week’s episode, we answer a burning question you didn’t know you asked. Why don’t we eat turkey eggs? The answers will make you laugh, roll your eyes, and nod in consigned acceptance all at the same time. We hope this topic will give you something fun to discuss with family and friends now that the food coma is subsiding. We also discuss the turkey’s gobble, why a turkey would be attracted to a mail truck, and of course several reasons we feel extra grateful at the moment.

    For full show notes go to drinkandfarm.com/88

    49 min
  • Drink & Farm #88 - Membrane Doesn't Scare Me
    In this week’s episode, we answer a burning question you didn’t know you asked. Why don’t we eat turkey eggs? The answers will make you laugh, roll your eyes, and nod in consigned acceptance all at the same time. We hope this topic will give you something fun to discuss with family and friends now that the food coma is subsiding. We also discuss the turkey’s gobble, why a turkey would be attracted to a mail truck, and of course several reasons we feel extra grateful at the moment.
    49 min
  • Drink & Farm #87 - If Bev Were An Animal She'd Be A Goose

    In this week’s episode, we dive into all things winter. Not by choice, it was foisted on us by Mother Nature’s decision to skip Fall and go straight to the cold stuff! The sudden change in the weather forced us both to evaluate how we winterize the farm, and a few things needed an update or it was going to be a much harsher winter than it needs to be.

    Sponsors:

    This episode is brought to you by:

    First Saturday Lime! Use code DRINK at www.firstsaturdaylime.com to save 20% every time you lime.

    Henny & Roo! Use code DRINKANDFARM at www.hennyandroo.com to save 10% on your first box when you subscribe.

    Our Executive Producer Patreon Contributors! Thank you Ashley Kirnan, Montanna Coombs, Natalie Quist, Elise Ferguson, Angela Hollis, Molly Kollodziej, Kaela Wood, Jenny Peterson, Amy Dingmann, and Breton O’Neill!

    The drinks for this episode were sponsored by @hippie_hens_hacienda Cheers lady!

    Show Notes:

    Episode 33 - They Are Both Soft & Squishy

    Episode 34 - When Google Happens

    Episode 45 - Goaty In Like A Goat Way

    Subscribe to our Newsletter

    Take our survey!

    Join our group!

    Shop for things Sam makes!

    Shop for Drink & Farm wearables

    49 min
  • Drink & Farm #87 - If Bev Were An Animal She'd Be A Goose
    In this week’s episode, we dive into all things winter. Not by choice, it was foisted on us by Mother Nature’s decision to skip Fall and go straight to the cold stuff! The sudden change in the weather forced us both to evaluate how we winterize the farm, and a few things needed an update or it was going to be a much harsher winter than it needs to be.
    49 min
  • Drink & Farm #86 - Give Them Chickens!

    In this episode, we discuss how raising backyard chickens is allowing rural women to gain independence by resolving poverty and malnutrition issues in India. We always knew chickens could change the world — listen to learn how one country is making that happen one flock at a time. We also get into a tiger and goat "bromance," the result of accidentally purchasing 1,000 chickens on the internet, and read a listener farm story that is the stuff of our nightmares.

    51 min

About The Give Zero Clucks Podcast

From the publisher's feed

We Give Zero Clucks, about not having the picture-perfect farm life. Hosted by Bev Ross & Sam Bolton, this is the farm comedy podcast that's a happy hour for the farming community. Through stories…