The Give Zero Clucks Podcast

The Give Zero Clucks Podcast

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  • Drink & Farm #12 - Mostly Humping & A Little Bit of Headbutting
    Sam & Bev discuss Bev’s goat additions and how dam and bottle raised babies compare, why it’s best to approach farm situations with caution if it’s something you haven’t dealt with hands on before, more of Sam’s egg hatching wisdom, duck hatching update, rabbit breeding and genetics, how difficult it is to keep boy goats, the chicken episode of Rotten, tips for saving for ethically raised meat and how to cut down meat consumption, farm kid stories, and how much they are looking forward to next week’s discussion about the milk episode of Rotten.
    1 hr 15 min
  • Drink & Farm #11 - The Booze Makes the Magic

    Bev & Sam talk local wine and light beer, give updates on all their fun farming things, chat about chickens in the garden, talk bees & almonds (did you do your homework!?), shirts with roosters on them, other farm attire, and questionable hashtags on Instagram.

    Show Notes:

    This Episode is brought to you by Our Patreon Contributors! You guys are the bees knees!

    Na zravie - New Winery near Bev!

    Edible Landscaping With a Permaculture Twist

    A Real Egg Candler

    Hen Hydrators

    Hori-hori knife - Bev's new favorite gardening tool!

    Gardening with Chickens

    Henny & Roo - a subscription box for chicken keepers 

    The sustainability of almonds

    Pollinating almonds

    Honey Bees perspective article

    Bev's favorite Schwan Man things - tamales, guacamole, turkey meatballs, chicken enchiladas, breakfast skillet

    Fluffy Layers Tank Top

    The Living Homegrown Podcast - Bev's first interview with Theresa

    The Rotten Series - Watch the episode about chickens next!

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    1 hr 25 min
  • Drink & Farm #11 - The Booze Makes the Magic
    Bev & Sam talk local wine and light beer, give updates on all their fun farming things, chat about chickens in the garden, talk bees & almonds (did you do your homework!?), shirts with roosters on them, other farm attire, and questionable hashtags on Instagram.
    1 hr 25 min
  • Drink & Farm #10 - This Just Came Out of My Polish Chicken's Butt!
    Drink & Farm is now in its awkward pre-teen phase. Double digits! Sam and Bev discuss plans for the Naperville Ale Fest, why it’s not a good idea to let your animals partake in your chore beer or wine, Bev’s shady parking lot egg exchange, Sam updates us on her duck eggs, they assign some homework, discuss how to behave around cows, Bev meets a mini donkey, Sam shares some tips to deal with an aggressive rooster, Bev laments about her sort of but not fully broody hen, and you do not want to miss this week’s listener farm story. Seriously.
    Show Notes:
    This Episode is brought to you by Our Patreon Contributors! You guys are the best!
    Naperville Ale fest
    The Rotten Series - Watch the episode about bees.
    Miniature Herefords - All together now, awwwww!
    The Drink & farm Stickers!!! Become a Patreon member at $5 or over by April 30th to get one, or be sad for always.
    Bottle Keeper
    Ohio Gardener Magazine
    The Monarch: Saving Our Most Loved Butterfly
    The Homestead Skills Book Club
    Cluckingham Palace - Sam's Coop
    This week's farm story is from @jacey_ranae - you know you need to be friends with her now.
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    Some of the the links in the show notes are affiliate links from which we may make a small commission should you use them to make a purchase. Read our full disclosure statement here. While using a link won't affect your purchase in any way, you could look at it as though you've bought us a drink. Cheers!
    1 hr 4 min
  • Drink & Farm #10 - This Just Came Out of My Polish Chicken's Butt!
    Drink & Farm is now in its awkward pre-teen phase. Double digits! Sam and Bev discuss plans for the Naperville Ale Fest, why it’s not a good idea to let your animals partake in your chore beer or wine, Bev’s shady parking lot egg exchange, Sam updates us on her duck eggs, they assign some homework, discuss how to behave around cows, Bev meets a mini donkey, Sam shares some tips to deal with an aggressive rooster, Bev laments about her sort of but not fully broody hen, and you do not want to miss this week’s listener farm story. Seriously.
    1 hr 4 min
  • Drink & Farm #09 - Shriveled Up, Wrinkly, and Sad Looking
    Bev had a car accident and participated in a 150-mile relay race, Sam gets Hamlet II fixed and discovers what’s actually in that “piss pocket” they left on a cliff hanger last week, and they both plead with Mother Nature to bring on spring. Farm topics include: getting fun chick breeds from the feed store, keeping chicks and eggs warm in a power outage, goat yoga, some raw milk tips, and Bev gives a PSA on why you need math skills on the farm.
    Show Notes:
    This Episode is Sponsored by Our Patreon Contributors
    Bev's IG post about the accident
    http://www.thebuckfifty.com/ (The Buck Fifty)
    Red Jungle Fowl
    Bev's Homestead Skills Book Club
    https://youtu.be/KL01p2WiPBA (Sam's skydiving video)
    Some of the the links in the show notes are affiliate links from which we may make a small commission should you use them to make a purchase. Read our full disclosure statement here. While using a link won't affect your purchase in any way, you could look at it as though you've bought us a drink. Cheers!
    1 hr 25 min
  • Drink & Farm #09 - Shriveled Up, Wrinkly, and Sad Looking
    Bev had a car accident and participated in a 150-mile relay race, Sam gets Hamlet II fixed and discovers what’s actually in that “piss pocket” they left on a cliff hanger last week, and they both plead with Mother Nature to bring on spring. Farm topics include: getting fun chick breeds from the feed store, keeping chicks and eggs warm in a power outage, goat yoga, some raw milk tips, and Bev gives a PSA on why you need math skills on the farm.
    1 hr 25 min
  • Drink & Farm #08 - That's Not Really Where it Comes From
    Sam brunches, Bev takes a brewery tour and meets a new IG friend, they plan a sleepover and a field trip to a football game, then totally go on a weird tangent about taking their kids places where adults may not be on their best behavior. Farming topics include free-ranging your chickens, the hen to roo ratio, hatching duck eggs using a hen or an incubator, Sam’s new favorite farm thing to order from Ebay, the struggles of feeding and vaccinating baby goats, and more garden plans along with some of the mistakes they made their first-year gardening.
    Show Notes:
    Homestead Beer Company
    https://amzn.to/2HlOVY0 (Bev's super cool growler keg thing)
    @farm2tablemama
    @farm.her.talk -Bev & Sam will be guests on May 23rd
    Saying Goodbye to a Garden on The Living Homegrown Podcast with Theresa Loe
    A good video on vaccinating a baby goat...duh, give them a bottle while they do it. That's what Bev was missing!
    @5RFarmOregon She hosts #turkeysnoodsunday on IG & sells soap!
    1 hr 25 min
  • Drink & Farm #08 - That's Not Really Where it Comes From
    Sam brunches, Bev takes a brewery tour and meets a new IG friend, they plan a sleepover and a field trip to a football game, then totally go on a weird tangent about taking their kids places where adults may not be on their best behavior. Farming topics include free-ranging your chickens, the hen to roo ratio, hatching duck eggs using a hen or an incubator, Sam’s new favorite farm thing to order from Ebay, the struggles of feeding and vaccinating baby goats, and more garden plans along with some of the mistakes they made their first-year gardening in new houses.
    1 hr 25 min
  • Drink & Farm #07 - We've Been on Such a Journey Already
    Sam pre-games before they record, Bev plays an April Fool's prank, they both chat a bit about their Easter holiday, lament about how unprepared they are for gardening season, Bev shares her first seed swap experience, they discuss goat feeding and bathroom habit oddities, and Sam reads our first ever listener farm story!
    Show Notes:
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    How Bev Named Her Goats
    Sweet Bee's Dog Hankies
    @paradiseindiguisehobbyfarm was the Seed Swap hostess!
    https://amzn.to/2JlMq5S (Fiery Ferments book), and interview
    https://amzn.to/2GC3EKD (Baby Goat Pet Barn)
    Symptoms & causes of copper deficiency in goats
    Sweetlix Meat Maker goat minerals
    https://amzn.to/2GxH2PA (Copper Bolus) for goats it's good for about a year!
    Bev tried to find a good YouTube video of how to properly help a chicken vomit. Every video was either ridiculously inhumane (vomiting a chicken that doesn't need it, or failed to give the chicken proper time to breath), or so amateur she couldn't tell if the info they gave was sound.
    Bev's Homestead Management Binder
    https://amzn.to/2JlheUu (Super cool growler)
    Robot slipping on bananas it's 1:30 in, but really, you should watch whole thing!
    @twinarrowsfarm sent in this week's farm story
    Some of the the links in the show notes are affiliate links from which we may make a small commission should you use them to make a purchase. Read our full disclosure statement here. While using a link won't affect your purchase in any way, you could look at it as though you've bought us a drink. Cheers!
    1 hr 23 min

About The Give Zero Clucks Podcast

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We Give Zero Clucks, about not having the picture-perfect farm life. Hosted by Bev Ross & Sam Bolton, this is the farm comedy podcast that's a happy hour for the farming community. Through stories…