The Give Zero Clucks Podcast

Sam pre-games before they record, Bev plays an April Fool's prank, they both chat a bit about their Easter holiday, lament about how unprepared they are for gardening season, Bev shares her first seed swap experience, they discuss goat feeding and bathroom habit oddities, and Sam reads our first ever listener farm story!

We know what you're thinking. This is an episode where Bev and Sam get drunk and giggle about animal private parts. WRONG. We have a very dignified discussion about male pigs, and some unfortunate side effects that occur when they are sexually maturing.....while living in your house. They also discuss planting blueberry bushes, their favorite college football teams, how chickens and ducks procreate, giving goats their CD&T shots and trimming hooves, poultry lice, and Sam makes a lot of goat noises. They feel like it goes without saying you probably shouldn't listen to this episode with tiny humans, but hey, we aren't going to tell you how to raise your kids because there's definitely more than one right way to do it.

Show Notes:

http://tidd.ly/76d95704 (The Glass Goat) makes the awesome goat glass Bev drank her Gose out of

OOPS! Bev put Ammonium Sulfate, not Ammonium Chloride on her soil to lower the PH for happy blueberries

Watch Drunk History

Join our exclusive Patreon page!!

Poultry Lice info Bev had good luck treating with both https://amzn.to/2GFUTm4 (DE) & https://amzn.to/2GEck6p (Sevin Dust). Sam keeps DE in the dust bath

Join Bev's Book Club!

Check out this Pin about goat toys, and give Bev a follow on Pinterest.

We know what you're thinking. This is an episode where Bev and Sam get drunk and giggle about animal private parts. WRONG. We have a very dignified discussion about male pigs, and some unfortunate side effects that occur when they are sexually maturing.....while living in your house. They also discuss planting blueberry bushes, their favorite college football teams, how chickens and ducks procreate, giving goats their CD&T shots and trimming hooves, poultry lice, and Sam makes a lot of goat noises. They feel like it goes without saying you probably shouldn't listen to this episode with tiny humans, but hey, we aren't going to tell you how to raise your kids because there's definitely more than one right way to do it.

Sam & Bev geek out more about beer, Sam gets a pig and hilarity ensues, Bev gets her goats and still can't believe it, discuss when boy goats go through puberty, and they chat a bit more about incubating and hatching chickens.

Show Notes:

Why beer tastes better out of a keg

Ladies that love beer, find your local chapter of GPO

http://amzn.to/2FXC623 (Manna Pro Licorice goat treats)

Urinary Calculi in wethers

http://amzn.to/2IBnbMA (Ammonium Chloride) to remove Urinary Calcili build up

NDGA Breed Standard for Nigerian Dwarf Goats

Advice on when to separate opposite sex goat kids

Sam's incubator and the http://amzn.to/2Gaf2QX (auto turner)

Helping Beyonce hatch - Sam's YouTube video

Fruitdale Farm's Sugar Shack

Sam & Bev geek out more about beer, Sam gets a pig and hilarity ensues, Bev gets her goats and still can't believe it, discuss when boy goats go through puberty, and they chat a bit more about incubating and hatching chickens.

Bev & Sam discuss their ancestry, more goat stuff, tinctures for sour crop and bumble foot, do a little follow up on Cornish Rock Cross meat chickens, perform a live Google search for your entertainment, and give you the freedom to change your mind about things.

Show Notes:

Ohio does have rattlesnakes, Bev has just been lucky enough not to see one

Snakes as rodent control

The Story behind Chicken Selfie Sunday - From Sam's Channel

Lady May - Tyler Childers

Bev's affordable incubator

Bev's http://amzn.to/2GvCDJo (rubber wedding rings)

The Incredible Dr Pol

Moonlight Mile Herbs - Shelf life is indefinite if stored in a dark, cool environment. Sam gives the Bumble Foot and Sour Crop Tinctures two beaks up

The Worst Milestone - Post on Bev's Blog

Poultry First Aid Kit - From Sam's Channel

Getting Over Your Homesteading Mistakes - Post on Bev's Blog

Cornish Cross Management and additional advice

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Bev & Sam discuss their ancestry, more goat stuff, tinctures for sour crop and bumble foot, do a little follow up on Cornish Rock Cross meat chickens, perform a live Google search for your entertainment, and give you the freedom to change your mind about things.

Sam and Bev thought they would be clever and record two episodes in one day. Turns out, it's hard to stay up to date when you're recording episodes two weeks in advance! Also, recording while drinking a 2nd beverage is harder than they thought. So this third episode is a mid-week bonus! They discuss exposing yourself on a public platform and the app Musical.ly, getting ready for meat chickens, hatching and brooding baby chicks, and several other topics covering chickens and ducks and their care. The long wait to learn Sam's Harry Potter house is also finally over!

Show Notes:

The study Bev referenced was BS, but here's a link anyhow. Maybe it's not complete BS, but there's no link to actual study results and methodology, and 1,000 kids isn't a large enough sample.

Money on My Rind

http://amzn.to/2Fy0B9Z (Fresh Eggs Daily), http://amzn.to/2FLLZmD (How to Speak Chicken), and Backyard Chickens Beyond the Basics

Bev's chick brooding set up

Sam's coop video

Bev's chicken tractor building plans

Washington Post article - The Silicon Valley elite's latest status symbol: Chickens

The Hatch - coop door on Kickstarter

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Sam and Bev thought they would be clever and record two episodes in one day. Turns out, it's hard to stay up to date when you're recording episodes two weeks in advance! Also, recording while drinking a 2nd beverage is harder than they thought. So this third episode is a mid-week bonus! They discuss exposing yourself on a public platform and the app Musical.ly, getting ready for meat chickens, hatching and brooding baby chicks, and several other topics covering chickens and ducks and their care. The long wait to learn Sam's Harry Potter house is also finally over!

Bev & Sam geek out about yeast while describing their adult beverages, spoil the end of Harry Potter (sort of), talk about bad asses (animal and human!), and discuss baby goats and their care.

Show Notes:

Brett B

Naperville Ale Fest

Put on the Sorting Hat

Carol Pacey & The Honey Shakers

Donkey Stomping a Coyote

http://amzn.to/2FgRVo7 (Holistic Goat Care) by Gianaclis Caldwell

http://amzn.to/2FYHhzu (Manna Pro Goat Mineral Mix)

http://amzn.to/2Hb1BNj (Pritchard Nipples)

Medicated Grain

@fowlcreekfarm's bad ass post

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