The G.N.A. Podcast

Ever heard of Wheel of Fortune? No.. Jeopardy? No…? How about Family Feud? Really?! You know Family Feud over the other two?! Show me potato salad? Oh right. The Family Guy episode. I get it now. Fair enough. Well, this episode is nothing like any of those. It is literally Dee and Cecil being barraged by questions by a special guest host. Can you guess who? You think it’s Pat Sajak? What do you mean who is that? It’s the guy from Wheel of Fortune. These shows are still on the air people.

Cecil: You know what we haven’t done in a while? Skynet: Buried a body. Cecil: Well, that’s right too. Skynet: Committed genocide. Cecil: Also accurate. Skynet: Had social interactions with other human beings that didn’t involve a keyboard. Cecil: You can stop now. Skynet: Played Russian roulette, picked a fight with a transgender person, eaten your weight in wooden golf tees, smoked a cigar, satisfied your wife, been honest about the crushing depression crippling your soul, pissed someone off… Cecil: I did that last week. Skynet: Lied on your SAT’s, pooped, took out the trash, did actual work at work, helped another human being out of the kindness of your heart, checked to see if you are still alive, charged your phone. Cecil: Are you done? Skynet: … … Lasted longer than 30 seconds. Cecil: Played Cards Against Humanity. Skynet: That too.

Ever wonder what happens what happens when a host gets lazy and doesn’t really want to edit this weeks show? Ya me too. Well, that’s not this show. Bastard spent way to much time trying to fix the clickity clicks of a keyboard on one persons audio. Kough Kough. It was a fun show though. Damok, Dee, Koh, Article and Cecil talk about Dungeons and Dragons, how they came to play it, and some of the things that are most memorable for them. There may have been a little less editing than normal. What, Lumina was released today.

The guys get together and dive into the Cyberpunk 2077 controversy and nuclear po..wer? Really? You are telling me Cecil, Blue, Article, Zyber, Dee, and Damok sat around talking about Transgenders being over sexualized and racism? This show. A show about GAMES NERDS AND ALCOHOL. How drunk were they? Cecil was sober. Only had a six pack sober or…. He was drinking Ginger Ale. Diet Ginger Ale. Well, he has to watch his girlish figure. Blue was drunk though right? The rest were drunk. Article was high. That’s probably a good show then right? Really how did they get onto nuclear power?

And more of what you really want.

The group made it to the old crumbling gates of Saltmarsh and were greeted by the aging wall guards.  The guards look to be either vetern members of the town guard, or former military that are spending their twilight years doing what they were used to.  The guards greet the group taking note of each person as they walk buy. Isabel gives a smile and a wave as they pass by. The guards ask the party what brought them to Saltmarsh.  The party replied they were looking into a haunted house.

Join Cecil, Damok, Dee, Koh, Article, and a specialz guestz while they talk about what heppened at E3 and how they feel about it. Cecil gave horrible information. As always. So, listen to everyone else other than him. Bam!

Cecil, Article, Dee from Microbrew Gamerz, Damok and KOH hang out and get drunk. They speculate, a lot, on what the new gaming systems will be like. They hammer on the new google product and Article makes it all the way to the end of the show. Now for what you are really interested in.

It’s a beautiful, sunny day on the well worn dirt road. The small band of adventurers continue their long journey from the town of Whitehurst. Whithurst lies West near the mountains. The two bards bantering back and forth. One, a tall, but gentle, firbolg. The other, a deceptive tiefling, playing their flute in between rhetoric. A druid, the newest member of the group, walks in silence observing the rest of the group and looking around as they trek.

The fighter, draped in leather armour under their green tunic and a longbow wrapped around their mid section, walks next to a tiefling paladin. The paladin wearing loud chain-mail armour makes a metal rubbing sound with each step.

Finally a short, high elf cleric walks in the front. Ancient tombs hovering in off to each side as their lips mumble in silence while reading.

The smell of brine and sea water pull at the groups senses as they crest a small hill on the well worn road. A worn wall and large, battered gate can be seen in the distance. “Ah. Saltmarsh” the cleric says to the group. “A coastal fishing town. Much to be done here.” A chill covers the group as a wind blows off the unseen sea. A storm is coming…...

What to say about this one. How about, “Their killing retards”. Yep, that about sums up the episode. Join Damok, KOH, Article, Blue and Cecil as they just rant on about some click bait and a good dose of what the hell have they been playing. Is Taiwan China? Isn’t it? We don’t know we were all drunk. Oh no we weren’t. Cecil decided to be a little bitch and not drink anything because it was “late”. What is GERD anyway?

Whoa boy. This is a long one. If you can believe it, there was no actual topic. That’s probably why the show went so long. This could have been cut up into 2 shows really. KOH, Article, Damok, Shinzu, Zyber, and Cecil all hang out and spend about 45 minutes just to get past State of Games. Ya. If you were hoping for a tangent free episode, this is not the one. Then they shift gears and start to talk questions. The crew realized really quick that their love for Ic33 has been misplaced. Naw, they love him and his zany questions. And yes, Cecil did get into the Virginia beach story. It was requested, and yes he’s told the abridged version before, but this is the full version with all the jumping around and the origin story of Agony. If you’ve heard it before, Cecil sends his regrets. If you haven’t, well, it’s the story to snap you into sobriety.

One word….. Fleshlight. Na that’s not the whole description. It could have been though. This was a weird one. We were going pretty good until we got to questions. No we weren’t. We were talking about a fleshlight long before the questions got there. We started to talk about Breakpoint. Or was it WildLands? I think it was WildLands. Look. This is the GNA. You know what that A stands for. There was a lot of it. Just listen through the ending song. There is an important service announcement.

New host! I choice you! Benjamin B joins the crew with his soothing southern drow. Article Blue, Zyber and Potassium Hydroxide talk about loot boxes and their dangers to adults. ... ... What kids? Kids can't buy loot boxes. They can?! Who the hell gave them that option? Epic? It was Epic.... wasn't it. Dammit! We can't have one thing. I was really happy when Fortnite took all of the kids away from CoD, but now I have to deal with this BS. I literally just want to play a game that doesn't try to suck more life out of me than a succubus. Warning, they get on the political thing again. The beatings will happen to stop that from happening.