The G.N.A. Podcast

Have you seen Seinfeld? This episode is GNA's version of Seinfeld. An episode about nothing. Unlike Seinfeld, we don’t have any big name actors. We don’t have any small name actors. We don’t have ANY actors. The closest thing we have is Shinzu, and well, you’ve heard him. I’m not saying he doesn’t have potential, but unless it’s ragging on Dee a whole lot, he’s got some work ahead of him. Oh ya, IC33 came back for more. We aren’t sure why, but dammit we like it. Shinzu and Damok hung out too. And rounding things out, Zyberblood lead the charge.

Oh Todd. What did Cecil do? Nothing. That's what he did. The question of the night, who was actually hosting? Article? Shinzu? Dee? Ic33? No one knows. Pretty much the entire episode is Dee getting berated by the guests. Shinzu and Article take about making something that is already in existence. What podcast wouldn't be complete, without Cows on weed. Also, why are they talking about water? Not vodka, but water. Does it have something to do with Death tying a trash bag under his mouth to catch hot dogs? Maybe it's all about getting eaten by a T-Rex. End that shit quick. Warning!!!! They guys get a bit religious.

The crew sit down and talk with StainsbyKingsby about a very special drink that just showed up in his mailbox one day. Random stories then some drinking games. What could be better than that? Well, wait until they start defining what a knuckle is...and yet again. Cecil doesn't even get to his state of games until almost an hour in. Correction, Benji Webbe is Welsh, not brummy. If you want to see the pictures, head over to the discord chat and view #stream_chat

Whoa. Where to begin. Have you ever had this burning question. This absolute need to know something. If that question was, “What is Cecil drinking?” then be prepared to hear it asked over and over and over and over…… What black hole? My wife is here? A picture of my wife?! Oh, a picture of a black hole. Why would you ask about that? That literally has nothing to do with this episode. I know what the title says. It’s named that way because this episode is like a black hole. Who cares who was on the show?! There were like ten people. It also got super racist at one point. Granted the one being racist was a minority, but it still got racist. So, if that kind of thing bugs you, skip this episode. Also, if talking over top of one another is a pet peeve, skip this episode. However, if you are a racist asshole who likes drunks and complete and utter chaos (aka true neutral) then grab your dice and roll some ones. We’ve got a show for you.

The GNA crew hang out and talk about the most random things you can imagine. From JRPGs to opera scenes to The Gate. Why the hell hasn’t Damok played any of these games by the way? Seriously. Not one of them. Topic? There was a topic? Let me check….. Nope. No rhyme or reason to this episode. The guys did go back to the future though. They found out not to f with kangaroos and penguins are nightmare birds. Or they are John Carpenters “The Thing” A positive, They aren’t getting sued for this episode. Well, they shouldn’t. Last question. What does an elephant drunk on wine do?

The crew are at it again. IT started pretty simple. Damok apologizing to everyone, game prices, Maybe a little controversy. The Cecil had to spiral out of control into a rant about streamers. They topped it off with a “what celebrity would you” question. That’s pretty much it. Nothing else really. Cecil is sick.

You ever have one of those days where not commuting homicide is the only positive that there was? That's this episode. The guys talk, well more complain, about what epic has been doing with exclusives to their launcher. It started pretty good, until Cecil went into a rant. Then it was all down hill. Hipsters beer and GMO fruit is where it went. I know. How?! Damok also may have insulted the mentally handicapable people out there. Alcohol was involved. Don't hold it against him too much. Cecil Laughed, so crucify him too.

So, I was conscious this time. I actually know what happened this time.... No I don't. I got blind drunk and ya, I'm pretty sure Shadow was there. Maybe Damok too. Shinzu and Article were there. I'm pretty sure. Cecil was there. You can't miss Cecil He is the one who goes on and on about something, but now with a slight lisp.... I think they talked about Halo. Yep, they totally talked about the Halo Master Chief Collection coming out on PC. Then they talked about porn. Good old GNA. Games to porn in 60 seconds. Like they could last that long.

There were a lot of people here. A lot. They ranted on about technology for about 5 minutes. Then it was just nonsense and drunken ramblings. We lost Gravemynd in there somewhere. We really don't know. I think baby hitler was there. Maybe a shdow or two. Cecil for sure.

Seriously. I don't fuckin know.