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Christian Pulisic is up for an award! Oscar got a huge ban! The Confederations Cup remains vaguely interesting! Liverpool performed the worst piece of transfer business in history! And Sergio Ramos is really really bad at tax evasion. For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Video Assistant Referees are the new Heath Ledger, Cristiano Ronaldo does Cristiano Ronaldo things, Zlatan lets his clothes do the talking, a couple of Americans might be getting new European clubs, and we take a moment to remember Tony DiCicco.

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Even more legal trouble for Real Madrid stars, Manchester United cleared of wrongdoing in the Pogba scandal, two Red Bull teams will be allowed to play in the Champions League, Boca Juniors wins the league, and Oscar causes a bench-clearing brawl

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Daryl Grove with today's soccer news and birthday wishes. On today's episode: Germany shows us the future; VAR controversy, again; new rules, coming soon to a soccer field near you; Chucky Lozano on the move; and tax problems for C-Ron and The Special One.

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The Confederations Cup begins! Are Ronaldo and Dani Alves going to the same city? It's raining fake money at the U-21 European Championship! Paolo Maldini is a tennis player now! And, Crotone's manager completes a really long bike ride!

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Buckle up, cause we've got a drama-filled episode for you today! Cristiano doesn't like Spain anymore, Milan's teenage sensation stabbed the club in the back and the fans in the heart ALLLLLL at once, Marco Verratti continues the will he/won't he dance with Barcelona, Jurgen Klinsmann gets paid, Antonio Conte stays angry, Andres Guardado might be on the move, and so might Freddy Adu.

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Daryl Grove with today's soccer news! Get more goodness in the Goalmouth daily email: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Christos FC shocks DC United in the U.S. Open Cup, Canada's own Freddy Adu (seriously, this will never get old), two Real Madrid players in court, the manager who was fired with a poem, and Howler gives you the soccer ball phone

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North and South Korean might put together the daddy of all World Cup bids, Cristiano Ronaldo is becoming a daddy again, Newcastle might be getting a new daddy and Neymar has the daddy of transfer values! For more on today's stories, click here: fifa.wtf/2eECYv1 And subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter here: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Mexico and the U.S. play an entertaining 1-1 draw in their World Cup qualifier, England win the (U-20) World Cup, the UAE doesn't even want Qatari referees, new kickoff times for the Premier League? And, the worst decision of Emmanuel Adebayor's career. For more on today's stories, click here: fifa.wtf/2eECYv1 And subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter here: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V