The Goalmouth: Bite-size soccer news

The Goalmouth: Bite-size soccer news

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The Goalmouth: Bite-size soccer news episodes

  • Victory for the USMNT and Zlatan's Manchester Exit

    On today's Goalmouth: The USA win the acronym battle with T&T, Zlatan's leaving Manchester, Nolito really wants to leave Manchester, Leo Messi is getting married and the #wengerOut campaign gets political! Make your inbox more soccer-savvy by subscribing to the glorious Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

    6 min
  • Antonio Conte Doesn't Like Diego Costa, Southampton Say Liverpool Like Virgil van Dijk Too Much

    Very very reliable sources indicate Diego Costa probably won't be playing for Chelsea next season (hint: the source is Diego Costa), Liverpool might have broken up one too many of Southampton's relationships, Real Madrid to stick with Keylor Navas for at least the next 6 months, Alexis Sanchez isn't going to Manchester City, and the USA prepares for a World Cup qualifier against Trinidad and Tobago, who it seems might attempt to start the match in a literal bunker. Okay. Maybe not a literal one… but you see what I'm driving at…

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    7 min
  • Secret MLS/USSF deal, Beckham buys Miami land

    Secret MLS/USSF deal, Beckham buys Miami land, North Korean forced labor on Russian World Cup stadium, England fans banned for making Nazi gestures, Arda Turan assaults journalist and retires from international soccer, and Sergio Ramos is a pitch invader vigilante

    Secret MLS/USSF deal, Beckham buys Miami land, North Korean forced labor on Russian World Cup stadium, England fans banned for making Nazi gestures, Arda Turan assaults journalist and retires from international soccer, and Sergio Ramos is a pitch invader vigilante

    9 min
  • Ronaldo gives his opinion on Messi, Liam Gallagher gives his on Zlatan

    On today's Goalmouth with Ryan Bailey: Antoine Griezmann's Premier League plans pooh-poohed! Ronaldo gives his opinion on Messi! Juventus Stadium is getting a new name! Liam Gallagher compares Zlatan to a cartoon chicken! And a former Premier League star is forced to address rumors of his own demise! For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

    7 min
  • Atletico's ban upheld, Real Madrid are definitely (but maybe not) bidding for David de Gea

    Atletico Madrid's transfer activity will be forcefully limited this summer, Real Madrid continue to flirtatiously bat their eyes in the direction of David de Gea while Manchester United deny that any flirtatious eye batting has occurred, Chelsea's already strong midfield might be getting even stronger, Manchester City's new goalkeeper should remember that his Twitter history is easily searchable, and Carlos Tevez had a goal wrongly disallowed and it seems the entire Chinese soccer system is to blame.

    7 min
  • Rooney's Future and the Worst Half-Time Show of all Time

    Yay! It's Friday! And Ryan Bailey said some words into a microphone and published them in a podcast! Thanks to today's sponsor, soccerpro.com. Save 10% on any soccer gear with the code GOALMOUTH19. For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

    8 min

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The Goalmouth is a five-minute update of the latest soccer news delivered every weekday morning by 7 a.m. eastern time. A coproduction of Howler Magazine, Dirty Tackle, and the Total Soccer Show.