The Kid and Zaldor in Episode 2098 of "The Goin' Deep Show." This episode covers everything from karaoke fantasies to the perplexing world of AI porn. The Kid shares his brutally honest observations of people at bars and his cynical views on fucked up mall culture, while both hosts dive into the absurdity of virtual influencers and AI-generated content they both agree the future of porn is absolutely perfect.

The Breakdown

1. Karaoke Fantasies: The Kid dreams of performing a Doors song at karaoke, and gives a shout out to original show host “The Paralyzer” complete with beers, a shot, and a cigarette in hand, despite not being a smoker.

2. Sloppy Joe's Misadventures: A recounting of their experience at Sloppy Joe's, complete with descriptions of the most memorable and bizarre characters they encountered, including a waitress with "the biggest ugliest, fattest titties" and awkward earlobes.

3. High School Friends Reunion: The Kid runs into old friends and is shocked by how aged they look, prompting a reflection on his own youthfulness and a savage take on the tolls of long-term relationships.

4. AI Porn and Virtual Influencers: A discussion on the rise of AI in the influencer and porn industries, with The Kid expressing both fascination and skepticism towards virtual characters.

5. Mall Walking and the Decline of shopping: The Kid shares his experiences walking in malls, lamenting over the presence of "retarded people" and criticizing the obsolescence of shopping malls in the age of Amazon.

6. People-Watching and Hypocrisy: An examination of how people judge others, with The Kid pointing out the irony in people criticizing others for being judgmental.

7. Friendship Rating System: The Kid reveals his unique, somewhat twisted system for rating his friends based on their responsiveness, highlighting his analytical and slightly cynical approach to relationships.

Wrapup

This episode is not for the faint of heart. The Kid and Zaldor deliver an unfiltered, unabashedly blunt, and often hilarious take on everything from the mundane to the bizarre. Their discussions range from relatable rants to wild, outlandish theories, all delivered with the show's signature edgy humor. Whether it's mocking AI porn or critiquing their fellow bar patrons, these two are sure to leave you cringing.

In this episode, The Kid and Zaldor kick back in the living room studio with a few brews in hand to reflect on the good old days and the evolution of yapping obnoxious shit into microphones. The Kid shares his frustrations with living in a town burdened by winter and poor infrastructure, specifically the fucked up bridges that segment the town and not trusting the dip shits who make the decisions. He also recounts a recent encounter with a woman whose appearance and behavior left much to be desired at a local bar.

Show Breakdown

1. Living Room Chats and Podcast Nostalgia: The Kid and Zaldor reminisce about the early days of podcasting, imagining what it would have been like to have today's technology back when they were figuring all this shit out.

2. Winter Woes and Infrastructure Rants: The Kid vents about the annoyances of winter and expresses concerns over the town's infrastructure, particularly its unreliable bridges.

3. Bar Hopping Adventures: The Kid narrates his bar-hopping routine, describing how he manages his time and bar tabs while waiting to pick up family memebers.

4. An Unfortunate Encounter: The Kid recounts meeting a woman at the bar. Initially unable to discern her attractiveness due to her oversized hoodie, he later becomes put off by her stretched earlobes, despite her otherwise appealing appearance.

5. The Chili Incident: The woman’s attempt to win him over with homemade chili and her direct approach to wanting sex doesn't sway The Kid. Her loud behavior and lack of respect for his podcasting achievements further turn him off.

6. Podcasting Pride and Pet Peeves: The Kid reflects on the challenges of pioneering podcasting, frustrated with people who trivialize the effort involved. He vents about the woman's dismissive attitude towards his long-running podcast.

7. A Night of Rejection: Deciding not to pursue anything with the woman due to her physical appearance and attitude, The Kid leaves her at the bar, highlighting his no-nonsense approach to retards in his life.

8. Looking Ahead: The Kid, approaching his 50th birthday, resolves to be more outspoken and less tolerant of fucking idiots, embracing a "roast mode" mentality as he officially leans into his over the hill status that is just around the corner.

Episode Reflection:
A little nostalgia, a little humor, and a The Kid saying cunt a few hundred times in this no-holds-barred episode. The Kid's storytelling paints a vivid picture of his life experiences, bar culture, and the challenges of maintaining a podcast when everyone around him is fucking stupid. Go Deep.

Ladies and gents, boys and girls, it's time to buckle up and dive deep into the jizzy world of The Goin Deep Show.

The Breakdown

• The Ducky Madness: We kick off with our host Kid AG, diving into a duck-themed delirium.  Apparently, ducks are the new cats, and Fiona the crazy duck lady now.
• The Black Kayoga Conundrum: A tragic duck noir, where one of Fiona’s black kayogas meets its untimely demise. Dark meat's on the menu, but who's the culinary criminal?  
• Encounter with the Mysterious Black Lady: Kid encounters a woman as enigmatic as a shadow in the moonlight. It's like a scene from a spy movie, but with more awkward flirting and less suave James Bond.
• Barfly Adventures and Ethnic Mixology: The crew heads to Barfly, the United Nations of bars. If you're looking for a multicultural mishmash with a side of salsa, this is your spot.
• Scrub Love and Accidental Gizz: In a twist that no one saw coming, Fiona finds herself in a bizarre romance with a scrub-wearing Romeo. Spoiler alert: It's more cringe than Casanova.
• Movie Night and Unwanted Cuddles: What starts as a chill movie night turns into a cringe-fest of unsolicited cuddling and neck nozzling. Who needs horror movies when you have real-life awkwardness?
• The Jizzy Jeff Saga: In a plot twist that no one – and I mean no one – asked for, our story takes a turn into the surreal world of DJ Jizzy Jeff. It's a tale of unrequited love, unexpected jizz.
• The Myspace Mystery Man: Flashback to a Myspace encounter that goes from zero to naked in 60 seconds. It's like a time machine to the early 2000s, but with more nudity and less dial-up internet.
• The Giz-near Miss: We end on a high note with a tale of a giz-near miss. It's a story of embarrassment, bar hopping, and the kind of regret that only comes from a night out in crazy town.

Go Deep.

Ladies and gents, boys and girls, it's time to buckle up and dive deep into the world of absurdity with The Goin Deep Show, where logic goes to die and hilarity reigns supreme!

The Breakdown

• The Ducky Madness: We kick off with our host Kid AG, diving into a duck-themed delirium.  Apparently, ducks are the new cats, and Fiona is the crazy duck lady now.
• The Black Kayoga Conundrum: A tragic duck noir, where one of Fiona’s black kayogas meets its untimely demise. Dark meat's on the menu, but who's the culinary criminal?  
• Encounter with the Mysterious Black Lady: Kid encounters a woman as enigmatic as a shadow in the moonlight. It's like a scene from a spy movie, but with more awkward flirting and less suave James Bond.
• Barfly Adventures and Ethnic Mixology: The crew heads to Barfly, the United Nations of bars. If you're looking for a multicultural mishmash with a side of salsa, this is your spot.
• Scrub Love and Accidental Gizz: In a twist that no one saw coming, Fiona finds herself in a bizarre romance with a scrub-wearing Romeo. Spoiler alert: It's more cum cringe than Casanova.
• Movie Night and Unwanted Cuddles: What starts as a chill movie night turns into a cringe-fest of unsolicited cuddling and neck nozzling. Who needs horror movies when you have real-life awkwardness?
• The Jizzy Jeff Saga: In a plot twist that no one – and I mean no one – asked for, our story takes a turn into the surreal world of DJ Jizzy Jeff. It's a tale of unrequited love, unexpected jizz.
• The Myspace Mystery Man: Flashback to a Myspace encounter that goes from zero to naked in 60 seconds. It's like a time machine to the early 2000s, but with more nudity and less dial-up internet.
• The Giz-near Miss: We end on a high note with a tale of a giz-near miss. It's a story of embarrassment, bar hopping, and the kind of regret that only comes from a night out in crazy town.

Tune in, drop out, and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, folks. The Goin Deep Show – where the unexpected is the only expectation! 

Buckle up, buttercups! Here's a rundown of Episode 2095 of The Goin' Deep Show 

• The Vagina Vacuum Monologue: Our beloved host, The Kid, kicks off with a call to arms (or lips) for all those willing to brave the world of vagina sucking. But hey, applications are required because standards are important, even in debauchery!
• Bar Shenanigans with Fiona and Wally: The gang dives into tales of bar adventures, featuring Wally's Olympic-level woman gawking skills. From Hooters and Grand Central in Saginaw to Chets, The Bell and Barfly, no establishment is safe from the stare.
• The Jukebox Takeover: The Kid and Wally unleash chaos at the Bell Bar by dominating the jukebox. They flood the speakers with pussy anthems, triggering a symphony of scowls from the crowd. It's a New Year's Eve prank that would make Loki proud.
• Diary of a Bread-Sad Ballad: In a masterstroke of musical trolling, The Kid plays "Diary" by Bread, turning the bar into a scene of tragicly sad comedy. It's like watching a clown slip on a banana peel – sad but hysterically funny.
• Flowergate Mystery: The episode takes a dramatic turn with a story of anonymous flowers and suspicious behavior. Is this listeners girlfriend cheating, or is she just a terrible decorator? The plot thickens faster than oatmeal in a snowstorm.
• The Great Coffee Tip-Off: The Kid shares a hilarious tale of tipping for self-service coffee – a modern-day travesty that has us all nodding in agreement. It's like tipping your mirror for a good hair day.
• Resolutions and Ric Flair Wisdom: The episode winds down with reflections on New Year's resolutions and a dose of Ric Flair's philosophy. Because who needs resolutions when you can be obnoxiously wonderful? Wooooh!

This episode is a rollercoaster of laughs, cringes, and "did they really just say that?" moments. The Goin' Deep Show – where every day is April Fool's and every night is New Year's Eve! 

Alright, podcast peeps, time to dive into Episode 2094 of The Goin' Deep Show. 

The Breakdown

• The Anti-Marriage Monologue: We start with a philosophical roller coaster about marriage and individuality. Kid discusses Dr. Phil and Bill Mahr and marriage 
• The Tinder Tales and Love Lamentations: Our host dives into the deep end of dating dilemmas. It's like watching a soap opera, but everyone's slightly more unhinged and a lot more entertaining.
• The Great Vasectomy Vexation: The Kid shares a tale about his decision against getting snipped. It's a controversy that has more drama than a high school prom, complete with emotional outbursts and existential crises.
• The Christmas Karaoke Catastrophe: In a twist no one saw coming, we're regaled with tales of Christmas karaoke so bad, it's good. It's like a train wreck you can't look away from, but with more tinsel and jingle bells.
• The Grand Finale of Friendship and Frustrations: The episode wraps up with a reflection on friendships, relationships, and the perplexing world of exes. It's a wrap-up that's more tangled than a ball of yarn in a cat cafe.

Strap in, laugh out loud, and enjoy the ride that is The Goin' Deep Show 

Alright, buckle up buttercup, 'cause we're about to distill this chaotic shows notes into more than a twisted pretzel in a yoga class. 

First off, this episode is a comedic rollercoaster that careens through the wacky world of dating, with a pit stop in the bizarre land of fecal fascination.

Our hosts dive headfirst into the delicate art of fart etiquette in relationships, demonstrating that love truly is in the air... and sometimes, it stinks. 

They share personal tales of breaking the wind barrier, proving that romance isn't dead, it just smells funny.

Next, they segue into the realm of textual communication, dissecting the perplexing phenomenon of poop-pic-sending suitors. Yes, you heard that right. It's a deep dive into the murky waters of dating in the digital age, where unsolicited turd photos are a thing. Who knew?

In an unexpected twist, the conversation takes a sharp lefty into discussing racial insensitivity, revealing the dark underbelly of dating. Our hosts recount experiences with a date who mixed racism with religion in a cocktail of cringe.

Finally, they round out this wild one by brainstorming hilariously bland soundbites for a future episode. Imagine the most innocuously sweet things you can say, and then picture them being used as comedic ammunition. 

That's what we're dealing with here.

In summary, this episode isn't just pushing the envelope – it's feeding the envelope to a shredder. Tune in for an unfiltered, unapologetic, and utterly unhinged exploration of the modern dating scene. It's like watching a car crash in slow motion – you just can't look away.

Because Friendship Knows No Bounds

Hey, if you're not down for some good ol' fashioned mutual self-love with your buddies, then what are you even doing here? This episode of the Goin' Deep Show is a crash course in the art of synchronized self-pleasure. Fiona might've left some, ahem, "love stains" on her bed, and we're not holding back on the sex toy action. Fiona's got the lowdown on where to park that vibrator during your next romp.

Kid's catching heat, not for being a crappy friend, but for being a stellar one. Go figure. And if you're a fan of unhinged morons, you're in for a treat. We've even got a movie review that's as fair and balanced as a tightrope walker on a bender. So grab your best bud and your go-to lube, and let's Go Deep.

The Nitty-Gritty Timeline

• 1:00 - Movie talk! We're dissecting Movie 65 like a frog in biology class.
• 2:00 - Marilyn Monroe flick with Anna De Armas. Spoiler: She's a smoke show.
• 3:00 - Gal Gadot: Wonder Woman or just a wonderful woman? You decide.
• 4:00 - Little Mermaid Remake: Because Hollywood's fresh outta ideas.
• 5:00 - Your face: It's not a Picasso, but it'll do.
• 6:00 - Cleanup time, and we ain't talking about your search history.
• 7:00 - Bar Hopping: The game where everyone's a loser.
• 8:00 - A touch that's as innocent as a nun in a cucumber field.
• 9:00 - Last time you got threatened: A trip down memory lane.
• 10:00 - You crashed on my couch, and all I got was this lousy episode.
• 11:00 - The Kama Sutra of Masturbation: Positions you didn't know you needed.
• 12:00 - Where's my midget voice? Size doesn't matter, folks.
• 13:00 - Red Devil: Still the go-to drink for bad decisions.
• 14:00 - Simplicity: Because life's already a circus.
• 15:00 - Don't get it on with each other, just yourself. Trust me, it's easier.
• 16:00 - You jazzed on my foot: The beginning of a beautiful friendship.
• 17:00 - The afterglow of mutual masturbation: It's enlightening.
• 18:00 - Tug those balls like you're trying to start a lawnmower.
• 19:00 - Go polish the rocket

Buckle up, folks. In this episode, we expose Fiona as the world's worst matchmaker. Yeah, she introduced The Kid to one of her "work friends," and let's just say, it' was probably a bad idea gone right. We dive into the twisted art of new lady pals, and spoiler alert: it's not the humans, it's the damn couches that are to blame. Fiona plays Mother Teresa, tucking everyone in with blankets like it's a damn slumber party. At one point, she even suggests The Kid should crash in her bed. Oh, and let's not forget the tale of everyone's favorite midget almost getting a Glock facial. We cover the essentials: aim your load, party like a rockstar, and leave your mess for someone else to clean. All this and more, right by the pond where sanity goes to die. Fiona leaves certain individuals with a warning, but by then, you'll be too hooked to care. Dive in, if you dare.

Edgy Timeline

• 1:00 - Slather your balls in peanut butter, 'cause why not?
• 2:00 - Bar hopping and Bell's Brewery: A love story
• 3:00 - You're the whole damn package, and don't you forget it
• 4:00 - Hot mustard Doritos: The snack of champions or chumps?
• 5:00 - Fiona's chair: The real culprit behind bad decisions
• 6:00 - When the room temperature rises, so do your regrets
• 7:00 - Blame the couch, the enabler of awkward human Tetris
• 8:00 - Sneak in, but don't expect a warm welcome, just cold steel
• 9:00 - Star-crossed idiots or a match made in chaos?
• 10:00 - From zero to busted: The art of getting caught
• 11:00 - Lips, hips, and other tips for a steamy night
• 12:00 - Crabby Patties: Google it, skeptics
• 13:00 - Family time vs. sexy time: The eternal struggle
• 14:00 - Nostalgia for the days of yard work and zero responsibility
• 15:00 - Adulting: The horror movie you can't escape
• 16:00 - The aftermath: A sea of empty cans and regret
• 17:00 - How much of a disaster zone did we leave?
• 18:00 - Bonfires: The forbidden fruit of suburban rebels
• 19:00 - Eat shit and die, but make it poetic

Kid and Fiona do more deep fake stories than you can shake a wang at in this one.  Telling you all the ways to mess with people and straddle the line on AI generated fakes. The duo discuss some post nut clarity and ask if it is a real thing and how it could potentially mess with our brains.  Then we wrap up with a story of some tranzor teacher wearing size Z-sized fake boobies. Its oh so much and oh so little all at the same time here on this episode of the Goin’ Deep Show. Listen in. Go Deep.

DETAILED TIMELINE 

1:00 Nobody called in dipshit

2:00 Come up with a reason 

3:00 You can’t stop the tech

4:00 We watched porn 

5:00 Get to work awkward 

6:00 Post nut clarity 

7:00 Popped out a quickie before

8:00 Visibly shaken - objectifying women 

9:00 Ridicule for getting upset 

10:00 Self gratification  

11:00 Don’t get caught on live webcam 

12:00 Jennifer Lawrence double blowjob 

13:00 He loves you so much 

14:00 The moral high ground 

15:00 So much that I unloaded  

16:00 How are you not laughing 

17:00 Controversy over huge breasts at school 

18:00 If I had titties like that 

19:00 stick some shit in this bitch 

Go Deep.