The Golden Streamer

Okay, so I'm like in Chicago right now for like a wedding, and like I'm sitting in my sister's bathroom talking about like my knees, Las Vegas, and school shooters. Good luck!

Happy NYE, everybody! I recently watched "Don't Look Up" starring...everybody. I also  recently watched a homeless man lose a shopping cart in traffic.  I ALSO watched a girl try to kill herself on 11/11/11 at 11:11. What does any of this mean? Listen and find out...punk. I love you all. See ya next year!

Well would ya look at what time of year it is! Happy Christmas and Merry Hollidays everybody! This episode I talk about converting to Armenian, exchanging a Clone-A-Willy toy at a sexy White Elephant Gift Exchange, and I talk about the Christmas miracle of Papa Johns having electricity. Gimmee a lil' listen, daddy!

Merry Christmas Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve! This episode I talk about a man who wiped his poop butt on one of the benches at my bakery, and how I used to play Christmas songs with my pants zipper! What does any of this mean?! Listen and find out!

Happy December 10th! I start this episode with some medium rare BEEF I got going on with a venue. I also discuss my plans for the afterlife. This episode is hot n' heavy. Give it a listen. Xoxo - Avery

Happy Friday! I had a doozy of a week! I did some camping in Big Sur (you know...from the Macbook background) and I had a big frickin Christmas tree appear out of nowhere in my house. This episode is a classic WHO DUN IT! Go on and give this episode a listen! I did!

Standing in the far corner at 48in and 20lbs and FULLY BASTED......a turkey! Standing in the other corner at 5'9" (with heels on) and FULLY NAKED is uhh...Avery. 

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! I hope you all killed each other at dinner! If you managed to survive, then check out this episode. I talk about Thanksgiving, How I Got Into Stand-Up, and Why I Think ADHD is HOT!

TGIF! (ThanksGiving Is Flavored) 

It's Friday, and that means another fun little episode of The Golden Streamer. In this episode, Avery talks about the pros of crack, growing up with a guy with three nipples, and he searches news.com to keep things topical! Wowza! Check it the heck out!

Hi, this is Avery Brooks, and I have chosen to speak about mountains and mean people this episode! Also! Yep! You guessed it...I'm also sunburnt again. I discuss how that happened, and I discuss why I love waiting on mean people in the restaurant industry! I like using exclamation marks!

Uhh oh! This podcast got invaded by my big bad roommate, Chance Nichols! I got a couple fun stories in though...like about how this grown lady tried scamming me on a dating app! Check it out!


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