The Green Onions

The Green Onions

By Noah and Common Sense GurlComedyReligion & SpiritualityKids & Family
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The Green Onions episodes

  • We’re Baaack!!!!

    Common Sense Gurl and Noah are BAAAACK, Baby!!! They have battled illness, work, family and just adulting. Join this crazy duo as they entertain you with a little humor and just plain old fashion wisdom!

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    48 min
  • To Do Lists

    Noah and Common Sense Gurl are back with another episode of light comedy and To Do Lists. Being an adult is hard but join us as we pretend like we have an idea. 
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    1 hr 15 min
  • Do You Want to Wrestle or Dance?!?!

    The funny duo, Noah and Common Sense Gurl are back at it. This week the Duo discuss life as a wrestler or dancer. Join the two as they get animated and a little serious. 
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    42 min
  • Can't Make a Diamond out of Doo-Doo Flakes!!!

    Welcome back to another episode of non-sense and a little sense with Noah and Common Sense Gurl. On this week's episode the duo Noah throws out some Food for Thought and even teaches Common Sense Gurl a thing or two about cooking Jalapeno Poppers. 
    Join the duo as they laugh, burp and just have a good time. 

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    58 min
  • Morning Routines and Epic Evenings!!!

    Ever wonder how a morning routine can set the tone for an entire day? Let’s start with some laughs as Noah and Common Sense Gurl share their hilarious breakfast rituals and a memorable evening with friends, featuring Ian’s legendary burger-cooking skills. We dive into the quirky debate on cabbage and transition to a deeper reflection inspired by Epictetus and Viktor Frankl's incredible resilience. Discover how the power of choice and reason can transform even the most challenging situations. 

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    1 hr 21 min
  • Good Times!!!

    Heeyyyy!!!! Ya’ll still here family?!?! Noah and Common Sense Gurl have a little table chat with their good friends Ingrid and Ian that they haven’t seen in a trillion years. Join them as they welcome their first guests and do some catching up on life. Ya’ll Welcome!!

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    1 hr 4 min
  • Yip, Yap, Yippety, Yap!!!

    This week Common Sense Gurl and Noah sing sweet melodies of sentiments as they talk about parents, who has the power to change beliefs and their week all while sipping on some vodka and juice. 
    Enjoy as Common Sense Gurl gives Noah a public compliment. It’s legendary!!! 

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    1 hr 4 min
  • Suck It Up Buttercup!!!

    Noah and Common Sense Girl are at it again with their wildness!!! Join them for a little Food for Thought and a wicked celebrity rant!

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    1 hr 20 min
  • USA, USA, USA!!!!

    Noah and Common Sense Gurl are at it again with their Shenanigans!! The Duo are discussing topics such as the Olympics to the genres of music. 

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    1 hr 11 min
  • Is it easy as a Sunday Morning??!!

    Welcome to Green Onions Podcast on this Sunday morning!!! NEXM and Common Sense Gurl come with a movie review, devotional and little music in their soul. 

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    1 hr 5 min

About The Green Onions

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Welcome to the Green Onions podcast! This podcast is where we throw out non-sense, some sense and whole lotta laughter. We talk about our daily lives and sometimes world events...maybe...