The Grounded Podcast

The Grounded Podcast

By Jeff ZenisekComedySociety & Culture
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The Grounded Podcast episodes

  • The Grounded Podcast 40

    Jeff Zenisek comes back for episode 40 with a solo episode to talk about opening for Theo Von in a Casino, his previous casino shows, and to discuss the recent dude who crushed it on The Price is Right by setting a legendary record for Plinko.

    Jeff gets kicked out of his hotel in the middle of the podcast and had to finish it from his apartment to discuss the recent trend circling the blog circuit about the idea of marrying yourself or "Sologomy".

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    55 min
  • The Grounded Podcast 39: John Mironchik

    Jeff Zenisek has childhood neighbor and good friend John Mironchik on the podcast to discuss his childhood, being influenced by Jackass, John and his buddies filming a Mr Bucket sketch that nearly killed his friend. Skateboarding off his roof, and being a dad. While doing this Jeff realizes he burnt some chicken

    John also answers pressing questions like "What type of asian are you?"

    Also John drops a You Cannot Be Serious!

    Jeff hopes you guys enjoy reminiscing as much as he does,

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    1 hr 43 min
  • The Grounded Podcast 38: Dana DeArmond

    Jeff and Dana talk about the poll from last time that they didnt get to about holiday candy. Jeff and Dana make up for lost time by talking about candy for nearly a half hour.

    Jeff shows Dana the new fad that is going on with fidget spinners. And they discuss why Jeff thinks it is JUST A TOY, not a thing to help your kid quit fidgeting. It is a toy to ENABLE fidgeting.

    Jeff talks about the old clip of Sean Connery telling Barbara Walters he is cool with slapping women.

    Cheese update: Kraft Macaroni and Cheese released a Mother's Day commercial that is going viral

    You Cannot Be Serious! Jeff thinks people defending fidget spinners as anything other than a toy are idiots, Dana drops a fire rant about May the Fourth Be with You.

    Clips that were discussed: Sean Connery discusses women slapping: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo0d1zTAFKA

    Mac and Cheese Swear like a mother video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV-opIMAtD4

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    1 hr 6 min
  • The Grounded Podcast 37: Dana DeArmond

    Jeff promotes Dana to Producer of the Grounded Podcast, and possibly fires her later in the episode, Jeff introduces a compromise box of mac and cheese that is a blue box of Kraft Mac but has toothpaste tube type squeeze cheese paste.

    Jeff talks about going to boston for the Women in Comedy Festival, and buying a Harvard Shirt so people think he is smart.

    Jeff takes a quiz to find out which Spice Girl he is, and he guesses which Spice Girl is Dana.

    Dana has several pet related You Cannot Be Seriouses, Jeff throws people playing sound on ipads and phones in public, and Shakespere.

    Jeff plays the clip of the Sarasota tennis match between Frances Tiafoe and Mitchell Krueger where people are heard having sex while the match is going on.

    Jeff plays the United plane video, and a video of a dude getting smashed in the face with a water balloon which reminds him of a time he smashed his friend in the face with water balloons

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    1 hr
  • The Grounded Podcast 36: Dana DeArmond

    Jeff brings his girlfriend Dana on the show to discuss a few topics of debates, including: Where are you supposed to sneeze? Whats the best boxed mac and cheese? Jeff is trying to figure out why his followers on twitter only come up for polls relating to cheese. Participate in other polls Jeff might do from this episode How old is Dana? What type of gay would Jeff be? or send in an idea to the podcast.

    Jeff introduces Dana to the YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS segment where Jeff talks about a feministy dude from his acting class and Adobe Flash bullshit. Dana brings her first You Cannot Be Serious to the podcast and she brings one involving Jeff.

    Jeff and Dana discuss the recent Pepsi commercial that pulled featuring Kendall Jenner, which prompted Jeff to bring back the Burger King commercial that Mary J Blige got in trouble for a few years ago.

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    1 hr
  • The Grounded Podcast 35

    Jeff does a late night podcast to ramble about Tea, dating apps, having to make a username for dating apps (Jdate in particular). getting a girlfriend and doing LA shit. Jeff went to the LA Zoo for the first time.

    Jeff talks about his Zoo visit, does a twitter poll to see "What is the worst pet?"

    Jeff talks a little about the La Brea Tar Pits, which is another LA thing to do that Jeff will check out soon.

    Jeff tells a few rambling stories about going to the Wave Pool in West Virginia, and having rat and mouse issues in his dorms in college.

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    52 min
  • The Grounded Podcast 34

    Jeff Zenisek discusses through a twitter poll what the worst first dates are. Cast your vote by following @JeffZenisek on twitter. Jeff asked a bunch of his followers on Snapchat to participate in the poll, trying to read the Snaps live on the show, only to get mostly pictures of peoples pets instead of responses to his questions.

    Jeff talks about his recent SLO Comedy Festival Appearences

    Jeff talks about the new live action Disney Beauty and the Beast movie, and how people are mad about the new gay character in the movie where a girl literally fucks a beast

    Jeff then brings back Story Time to tell you guys a brief version of the original Sleeping Beauty Story after trying to read the whole story aloud and failing miserably (turning a 15 minute story into a 30 minute ADHD Shocase of classic Jeff Zenisek Tangents).

    Jeff then tells the widely unknown part two of the story that nobody tells children because it is fucking horrifying.

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    Send in advice requests, whatcha gonna do scenarios, You cannot be seriouses, and twitter poll ideas, and youtube clips you want Jeff to discuss.

    56 min
  • The Grounded Podcast 33

    Jeff Zenisek kicks off the podcast by talking about the state of debate shows and how telling someone you disagree with to "Go Fuck Yourself" is just as good as making a point. And this new theory makes Jeff Zenisek the "GREATEST DEBATE PERSON EVER," Jeff takes on Neil Degrasse Tyson, Mitt Romney, and Bill Clinton and Jeff WHOOPS THAT ASS in debate.

    Jeff draws the connection from modern political shows to classic Jerry Springer shows and how they are pretty similar on their level of intelligence. Jeff has some new sounds on the board from going down the rabbit hole of Springer as well as a few video game YouTube videos (Jeff is currently working on an Uncharted 4 Multiplayer tips video)

    Jeff Tells the story of his first acting class as well as his twitter poll results on the dude in the grocery store with the bluetooth speaker.

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    Jeff is still wanting the ridiculous 5-Star Reviews for iTunes, Brody shows up to screw things up again.

    Lets get some WHATCHA GONNA DOs going some TWITTER POLLS

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    1 hr 3 min
  • The Grounded Podcast 32

    Jeff Zenisek asks everyone to participate in a ridiculous iTunes 5 Star review challenge. Do it for The Grounded Podcast and The Snappy Hour!!!

    Jeff talks about Dr. Phil and the Cash Me Outside chick. Brody stops by for a bit to be called out for not being present all the time.

    Jeff hammers Southwest Airlines and a few douchebags on the plane with a "You Cannot Be Serious" for not recognizing that being 6'7" is a handicap on a plane. Jeff tells the unbelievable story of how he almost killed a lady while he was sleeping on the plane.

    Jeff deals with a very serious debate of what the worst pizza place is on Twitter! @JeffZenisek

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    50 min
  • The Grounded Podcast 31: JD Short and Brian Ball of The Snappy Hour

    Jeff Zenisek welcomes the hosts of The Snappy Hour Podcast (@TheSnappyHour @JDShort and @TheBrianShow)

    This is part of PODCASTAMANIA with THE SNAPPY HOUR PODCAST. Please subscribe to them

    Jeff starts the podcast with a West Virginia reminisce session where Jeff and JD talk about going to Star Wars Episode 1 on midnight premiere, and how awful it was. They discuss the Wrong Turn movie and how West Virginia gets a bad rap. Also a few guest YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUSES

    This is a pretty WHATCHA GONNA DO heavy podcast with some TWITTER POLLS. A few serious questions are to be answered. What is the proper dick pic ettiquette for sending and recieving nudes? Would you make everyone else's dick smaller or just make yours bigger? Drive home in rain? or business luncheon every day. French kiss your dad? or a cow's butthole?

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    1 hr 27 min

About The Grounded Podcast

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Comedian Jeff Zenisek rambles his incoherent thoughts, offers life advice nobody should take, and discusses current events mostly with himself, all while playing a silly soundboard because Jeff…