The Grounded Podcast

Jeff Zenisek delivers the first Grounded Podcast of 2017 from the FROG (Finished Room Over Garage) room of his sister's Va Beach home while they sleep as not to disturb them and their daughter with the horrendeous shit that Jeff says on the podcast.

Jeff rifles off several You Cannot Be Seriouses about different things (traffic from schools, car rental companies, taking a "crazy photo")

Jeff talks about his crowning achievement in Snapchat which will be posted on his facebook to try and get more people to follow him.

Jeff then talks about his experience going to a taping of The Price is Right.

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In Episode 29 of the Grounded Podcast (A very special Christmas Episode) Jeff talks about the results of his first Twitter poll which covers the very heated issue of cheese freezing. (Check Jeff's Facebook for more details) is also the "You Cannot Be Serious"

Jeff reads an essay that his buddy Jake wrote from 2007 when Jeff ate shit trying to dunk a basketball for over 1000 people as a mascot in college.

Jeff brings back the instant storytime segment this time to discuss the bible story Noah.

Jeff Puts out a Snap asking the audience what the worst Christmas song ever is? What do you think it is? He will probably discuss it more on the next episode if people send in more opinions about it.

There is a new viral video going around where a dude freaks out about getting a PS4 for xmas and a cat attacks him.

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Jeff Zenisek is back in the original Grounded Podcast Studios (upstairs in his parents house) to deliver another all over the place rant for nearly an hour where Jeff gets into his sister visiting his apartment in LA and going to see and hopefully participate in a taping of The Price is Right.

Jeff somehow transitions from that to the games that you can win inside fast food places and how he used to be a master of the Taco Bell Rotating Neon Platforms game...which sparked his memory of a old restuarant in West Virginia his mom used to take him to called Rax. Which had a Shot Glass in a Fish Tank Game that Jeff used to dominate for free Rax Cheeseburgers.

Which then sparked Jeff to wonder what happened to the restuarant chain Rax...Dont worry though. Jeff reads the entire history and current status of the Rax chain.

Jeff gets into an email from a listener with a great Whatcha Gonna Do Scenario in it... Thanks MikeD!!

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Jeff Zenisek discusses thanksgiving traditions, a YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS about a douchebag who is suing Chipotle because the burritos are "too filling."

Jeff brings up a picture he wanted to talk about that is Halloween related, but Jeff laughed at this picture for 20 minutes straight when he first saw it, so its worth it.

Jeff also talks about doing Let's Plays on his YouTube channel and the poor choice he made in his first lets play. He also discusses dudes who freak out playing video games, and brings a few examples from a Lets play that he watched recently.

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Jeff features a few comics from all over at the first live recording of The Grounded Podcast. William Spottedbear (Minneapolis), Tyler Sonnichsen (Knoxville), Krish Mohan (DC).

Jeff passes out Hi-C Ecto Cooler's that he found (and bought way too many of) at a grocery store. He discusses the history of the Hi-C drink.

Jeff then talks about the World Series and the Cubs Billy Goat curse. He mentions how he watched it at a bar and saw a political ad against Trump that made everyone in the bar laugh out loud.

Then Jeff brings in some campaign clips from previous lower level elections to make fun of. Then he plays a silly clip of a newscaster getting hit by a sled to bring everyone back together again.

Here are the clips: Hillary's Anti Trump Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy8HRdlLGCQ

Lake Emergence Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=BODbfSBvnTo

Schoolboard Star Wars Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLi5B0Iefsk&index=23&list=PLT50gVZMjDfK4wKADYz6YVvL0M2JTWZkj

Los Angeles Gangster Rap Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ3B8WvVjL4

Little Girl Fish Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYN-Awrq3og

Brain on Drugs Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub_a2t0ZfTs

Father Son Drug Bonding Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUXb7do9C-w

Finally to cheer you up, Newscaster hit by sled clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B-kMtpGpn4

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Jeff discusses Corey Feldman's weird return to the Today show to "lose his damn mind" again.

Jeff updates you guys on whats going on in LA currently for him, doing his first "acting" audition.

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Jeff tries to figure out why people suddenly hate Christopher Columbus while reminiscing about learning about him in school. Jeff recalls a story from teaching a summer camp of kids and dealing with children.

Jeff also makes a point of how pathetic it is when a politician tries to be a regular person. Jeff makes this point by discussing the California Senate race where a candidate tried to punctuate her closing remarks with a dab (dont worry if you dont know what the dab is Jeff explains it).

Jeff suggests that rather than taking down Columbus, we take down David of the David and Goliath story, especially after starting a potentially new segment called "storytime"

Suggest a story for Jeff to read (be detailed in your story request, cause Jeff has probably not read the story you're talking about).

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Jeff Zenisek goes off on a rant about Michael Jordan and his retired number fiasco, and reminisces about his childhood and remembers his childhood Michael Jordan pogs.

Jeff keeps a similar theme from last episode where he bitches about children comedians, but since the previous episode there has been more news about children comedy.

An adult wrote a blog about how the 13 year old wrote a joke poking fun at someone other than Donald Trump and now they have to write a blog about offensive it is to make a training bra joke that involves Caitlyn Jenner.

Then also Jeff saw an article being passed around by fellow comics that A&E picked up a series following the career of an 11 year old comic. She was featured on the Today Show and Jeff talks about the clip.

Then Jeff transitions into what happens when we get behind a mediocre talented child star before they hone their craft by showing the clip of Corey Feldman and his weird dancing and ridiculous club song.

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Jeff Zenisek deals out another "You Cannot Be Serious" without playing the lead in music because he is too passionate about his hatred for child comedians and shows that give a national platform for children of mediocre talent.

Jeff briefly discusses his going to comedy festivals while taking tangents and getting off subject like always and tries to find an origin for galactic bowling (the worst thing ever).

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Jeff Zenisek welcomes Kevin Funk (fellow comedian/musician/new resident to Los Angeles from Florida) to the Grounded Podcast Studio to discuss the life changing move in a last minute podcast because Jeff had to go to guitar center right before they closed to buy cables he believes he left at a Best Western.

Jeff and Kevin moving, tennis, and do a classic Watcha Gonna Do. Jeff also brings up some old shit from previous podcasts because he was excited to show Kevin some tennis stuff. Who doesnt wanna hear the 39 year old Jimmy Conners call a chair umpire an abortion to his face again?

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