The Hake Report

Brandon Johnson, entertaining. Trump: Honesty, "dumb…" Reddit Anxiety against childbearing! Great calls on real life. 

The Hake Report, Thursday, October 10, 2024 AD 

TIMESTAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Start 

* (0:02:43) Hey, guys! 

* (0:06:41) Brandon Johnson, Chicago Mayor: CTA, game 

* (0:16:36) Trump: I'd win California were it honest 

* (0:24:23) Supers… The Hake Report Song, yesterday coffees 

* (0:28:33) Coffees: black/white crime; Segregation, black businesses 

* (0:36:06) Follow Hake reddit 

* (0:37:45) Reddit: Health Anxiety, fear of having children 

* (0:46:35) CSAL: you don't die in childbirth 

* (0:55:51) Coffee: black/white crime again 

* (1:01:32) Addressing Little Rock-et man just like TBY 

* (1:02:39) Another WILLIAM, CA, 1st: Roman Catholic, 60, working 

* (1:07:35) Rumble: Helped with childbirth story 

* (1:09:06) Trump rally: Butler, PA. Coming to desert, CA 

* (1:13:21) Trump on The View, Kamala Harris 

* (1:19:25) CHRISTIAN, UT, 1st: Forgave mother wrong? Prayer. Pot. Church 

* (1:32:50) ALEX, CA: Laughing at misfortune; Crying; Troll/sarcasm 

* (1:40:42) Doug Emhoff "ALLEGATIONS" 

* (1:45:00) RICK, VA: "generational wealth," personal finance classes; FL 

* (1:51:30) Some of the Supers… 

* (1:53:22) Huntingtons - "Moral Threat" - 2000, Plastic Surgery 

LINKS 

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Calls: We speak English! Spoiled people! Why did we segregate? Don't believe what you read or hear! Stasi Joe! Unions vs illegals! 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 9, 2024 AD 

TIMESTAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Start/Topics 

* (0:03:19) Hey, guys! 

* (0:04:35) ALEX, CA: Immigrant workers, not speaking English? 

* (0:11:49) Team Obama went after enemies shamelessly 

* (0:15:21) Trump "sold out" to Israel? 

* (0:21:42) AMY, TX: picky daughter at Mexican restaurant 

* (0:29:51) MANUEL, CA: Grandma, Spanish, Spoiled workers 

* (0:38:09) MANUEL: Climate Change 

* (0:46:45) MANUEL: Why segregation 

* (0:54:38) Supers: LYC… Little Rock-et man… Popcorns on JLP 

* (1:10:29) ERICK, AL: King Drop got drugged! Prayer. Long time! 

* (1:18:38) theSkimm: "Misinformation" on FEMA 

* (1:23:44) JOE, AZ: Segregation. Stasi Joe on speech. Trump last place! 

* (1:36:50) KYLE, MA: Apology; Sky King 

* (1:41:20) JAIME, MN: Kamala 60 Minutes, anger, feminism 

* (1:45:44) JAIME: unions, illegal immigrants, good work 

* (1:49:01) Starflyer 59 - "A Lists Go On" - 2005, Talking Voice Vs Singing Voice

LINKS 

BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/10/9/the-hake-report-wed-10-9-24 

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Facts are not truth! RIP Cissy Houston. Kamala can't control Bibi; Trump loves Israel! Irish issues. "Miss America" mother discrimination. 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, October 8, 2024 AD 

TIMESTAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Start: Evil Precious Elmo; Relationships 

* (0:02:58) Hey guys! Facts vs Truth 

* (0:08:19) DAVID, Ocala: Hurricanes 

* (0:11:49) DAVID: Caitlin Clark? NFL? 

* (0:16:24) STEPHEN, MD: attacking William, women's hair don't matter… HOLD 

* (0:19:49) RIP Cissy Houston, mother of Whitney 

* (0:25:14) WILLIAM, CA: Houstons, Warwicks; Caitlin Clark… HOLD 

* (0:30:39) KYLE, MA: Propaganda, Edward Bernays; Freud related, Netflix, Obama 

* (0:39:05) WILLIAM: Cissy Houston… bad connection 

* (0:40:46) STEPHEN, also bad connection 

* (0:41:13) Super: Greggatron, Ego dying? 

* (0:44:56) Super: LYC: Fact is bias, or opinion! 

* (0:51:14) Coffee: "War" by Bob Woodward: Biden, Trump, Putin, Bibi 

* (0:54:37) Kamala Harris can't get along with Bibi 

* (1:02:31) Trump, Ben Shapiro, nice gestures for Israel 

* (1:08:19) Kyle with a fake call, a cookout/BBQ 

* (1:09:30) Coffee: Hater, "imbecile" and "offensive" slurs 

* (1:14:11) Coffee continues: Bobby Brown is alive, younger! JLPtalk on X 

* (1:17:20) Kyle keeps calling … "from Philly" 

* (1:18:02) Aryan Brotherhood, founded by Irish in desegregated prison 

* (1:26:05) Kyle fakes from Ireland 

* (1:27:15) Coffee: Mad about Irish stereotype, ready to fight! 

* (1:32:01) People are selfish in everything: Relationships 

* (1:38:27) Beginning of "The Hake Report Song" - Jake Husdon AI 

* (1:41:15) Kyle yet again, Lorrrrd 

* (1:42:15) Gloria Allred challenges Miss America ban on mothers 

* (1:50:46) Closing 

* (1:51:10) Rest of "The Hake Report Song" - Jake Husdon AI 

LINKS 

BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/10/8/the-hake-report-tue-10-8-24 

PODCAST / Substack 

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2014: CA man not charged in killing! Calls: Ego? Purpose? Minimum wage, Woodrow Wilson, and Starbucks cultural decline. 

The Hake Report, Monday, October 7, 2024 AD 

TIMESTAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Start 

* (0:02:33) Hey, guys! 

* (0:03:44) GREGGATRON: Ego? Doing good work 

* (0:10:44) 2014: Old man shot female robber 

* (0:22:18) Shooting unarmed fleeing; Walter Scott 

* (0:31:01) ALEX, CA: Purpose: Serve others, "Unconditional love"? 

* (0:38:15) WILLIAM: Miles; Trump rally in Butler, PA; BHI; Police, BLM 

* (0:50:21) Coffees… hater 

* (0:57:25) Coffee: Voting? 

* (1:03:54) You guys are dirty! "Diddy" gossip 

* (1:11:38) Tye Nichols beating, Rodney King, "police" 

* (1:16:05) Minimum Wage, Thomas Sowell, Walter Williams 

* (1:22:32) Woodrow Wilson exposed: Bill Lockwood on JLP, Oct 2021 

* (1:30:12) Howard Schultz: Work somewhere else! Starbucks unions 

* (1:40:45) Howard Schultz: Buy shares somewhere else! Gay agenda 

* (1:50:59) Langtry - "Binderstiffs" - 2004, As Upon the Road Thereto 

LINKS 

BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/10/7/the-hake-report-mon-10-7-24 

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Liz Cheney campaigns with Kamala. Hailie makes Eminem a grandpa. Calls: the whites, the famous, and childhood POT! 

The Hake Report, Friday, October 4, 2024 AD 

TIMESTAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Start/Topics: Starbucks 1A, 10A  

* (0:04:17) Hey, guys! 

* (0:05:58) LIEZL, CA: Thx guys! Love talk radio 

* (0:10:32) JLP website; he's on shortwave radio 

* (0:14:25) Liz Cheney campaigning w/ Kamala against Trump 

* (0:21:20) Hailie Shady giving Eminem a grandson, McClintock kneeling 

* (0:36:16) WILLIAM: privilege/schools; Democrats; pot; black families 

* (0:50:40) Coffees… If I was alive: Mark Crusades, Trump Civil War … 

* (1:01:55) Coffee: Raising daughter 

* (1:06:26) JOHN, KY: Kids; Mark, Racism; black haters 

* (1:12:19) STEVEN, MD: 50s? Jim Crow. Big Mama. DOJ. 

* (1:27:11) DAVID, Ocala: Pot at 10, psych help… Fame and influence 

* (1:35:43) KYLE, MA: "Covid" word; Madonna; Wendy, Oprah; Grateful Dead 

* (1:45:21) MICHAEL, Canada: Pot at 12. Thrills. 

* (1:52:43) Coffee, closing 

* (1:55:19) Jacky Cheung - 輕撫你的臉 - Caress Your Face 

LINKS 

BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/10/4/the-hake-report-fri-10-4-24 

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40 acres and a mule? Calls: Why caller drama, Hake? Privilege? Death, reality checks. Immigration: Govt against the people! 

The Hake Report, Thursday, October 3, 2024 AD 

TIMESTAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Start 

* (0:02:37) Hey, guys! Polo 

* (0:04:50) Supers: Music is art…; "40 acres and a mule" 

* (0:13:54) RAMON, CA: Mark vs Joe, triangle; PDF catchers 

* (0:24:06) "Migrants," money, DHS, FEMA outta money, storms; breast cancer 

* (0:40:16) MIKE: Sorry sorry sorry 

* (0:40:48) DAVID, Ocala: white privilege? Immigrants; colleges; homeless; breast cancer 

* (0:53:59) JOE, AZ: Houston Jim Crow; You're African, per Oxford! 

* (1:09:04) CSAL: Residents dying: Christians, lesbian 

* (1:13:02) JAIME: whites learned from Greeks: Take good, leave bad, no emotion 

* (1:21:27) Coffees: No vegan. Mark-Joe beef. Little Rock-et Man 

* (1:28:28) JUSTIN, CA: Ezekiel. Death. Fathers, sons, sin. Poland. 

* (1:34:25) Wash Post: Trump, J6, "baseless attacks" on migrants 

* (1:42:29) ROBERT, KS: Hope port strikes win, get money 

* (1:46:49) JUPITER, FL: Eagle sound? NFL? Chat? 

* (1:50:04) Huntingtons - "Tell Me Goodnight" - 2000, Plastic Surgery 

LINKS 

BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/10/3/the-hake-report-thu-10-3-24 

PODCAST / Substack 

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Hake's VP debate review. Hake friends: JLP and Justin in-studio. Calls: Crime, music turning evil. Camp Logan Mutiny: Fake victimhood history! 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 2, 2024 AD 

TIMESTAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Start 

* (0:02:58) Hey, guys! 

* (0:04:36) VP Debate… aborsh… gun violence crisis

* (0:20:57) VP debate… Childcare crisis 

* (0:26:33) JLP and Justin, the "Rhodesian Ridgeback" 

* (0:44:17) ROBERT, MT: Crime, how to prepare 

* (0:52:40) KARL, MA: Marvin Gaye was not bad 

* (0:57:19) KARL: Music, mind control: Classical, black music, 20s-50s 

* (1:06:20) Supers: 90s JLP, Greggatron, Coffees, VP debate 

* (1:14:09) Iran-Israel-Hezbollah-Hamas warring, Biden hapless 

* (1:18:33) Camp Logan Mutiny, 1917: Conundrum Cluster 

* (1:33:39) Casting black perpetrators as victims 

* (1:45:48) Woodrow Wilson was a lame-o. -Bill Lockwood 

* (1:51:06) Call me tomorrow! Supers tomorrow! 

* (1:51:59) Starflyer 59 - "Good Sons" - 2005, Talking Voice vs Singing Voice 

LINKS 

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Calls: Examples of another way in life. Greyhound bus decline. Anti-2A Biden-Kamala. Minority vs white privilege? Historical disputes! 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, October 1, 2024 AD 

TIMESTAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Start/Topics 

* (0:03:23) Hey, guys! La la la tee 

* (0:06:32) MANUEL: Joel Friday on Punchie TV 

* (0:10:49) MANUEL: "Jealous," s— with many women. 

* (0:18:11) TERRI, OR: Greyhounds are disgusting. Closing. "Pandemic." 

* (0:41:38) Verizon, AT&T outages 

* (0:48:46) Anti-2A Kamala, Biden at WH "curbing gun violence" 

* (1:00:28) DAVID, Ocala: Storms 

* (1:03:04) DAVID: Mark juvenile, upset minority privilege; Smollett, Musk 

* (1:07:06) DAVID: Oprah, Ellen, Walz 

* (1:12:11) DAVID: RIP Pete Rose, Dikembe Mutombo 

* (1:14:46) DAVID: Anger, learned from Crishaun the Don, "racist" 

* (1:18:02) DAVID: Married alcoholic HS sweetheart 

* (1:19:26) RONNIE, OH: white privilege, minority privilege? 40 acres? 

* (1:39:06) JOE, AZ: Sherman 40 acres. 

* (1:41:29) JOE: Jussie Smollett, nobody should care 

* (1:43:32) JOE: Hake's characterization of Camp Logan Mutiny 

* (1:48:25) Last Supers: LYC 

* (1:50:47) Sarah Vaughan - "All Alone" 

LINKS 

BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/10/1/the-hake-report-tue-10-1-24 

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Calls on Friday caller blowup: Interracial dating? Trump "r—pist"? Stories: Mitt. Last meal. Asians for Kamala. Liberal "fact check" lie. 

The Hake Report, Monday, September 30, 2024 AD 

TIMESTAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Start 

* (0:02:35) Hey, guys! … 

* (0:05:12) GREGGATRON: Angry call Fri. Disagreers, learning, crime 

* (0:11:44) GREGG: Fear of swayed viewers. Let people talk. 

* (0:16:12) GREGG: Not that serious. Just a show! 

* (0:17:57) JOSH, GA: Dating white gals; Speaking mind; Dating 

* (0:31:00) CRISHAUN THE DON of Misfit Nation 

* (0:36:00) JOE, AZ: Homeownership out of reach… 

* (0:39:18) JOE: Adjudicated R-word-ist; judge of character 

* (0:46:53) JOE: Christian love for my enemies; Race; Influence 

* (0:50:38) Supers: LYC 

* (0:55:44) Coffees: Little Rock-et man 

* (1:01:41) Coffee, Ptk: Mark-Hake speculation 

* (1:06:34) WILLIAM, CA: Spats; Crazy crime; America 

* (1:16:30) Coffee: Kudos candy bar? Little Rock 9. Hispanic month. 77yo. 

* (1:19:52) Coffee, Pkt: How to get to 90-percent 

* (1:23:48) Mitt Romney fears Trump "vengeance"? 

* (1:27:12) Marcellus Williams final words, last meal 

* (1:34:57) Asians leaning Kamala by 30-points: Poll 

* (1:40:16) 'Fact Check': black-on-black, white-on-white crime rates 

* (1:50:31) Last supers: Dawn last week, LYC 

* (1:52:33) Smokey song by Adriana 'Baixinha Forte' Bevacqua 

LINKS 

BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/9/30/the-hake-report-mon-9-30-24 

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Death penalty martyr. Trump-Iran threats? Libertarian Zuckerberg. Agitated caller attack! Crishaun the Don reaction. 

The Hake Report, Friday, September 27, 2024 AD 

TIMESTAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Start 

* (0:02:24) Hey, guys! 

* (0:03:56) Marcellous "Khaliifah" Williams, Innocence Project 

* (0:16:36) Trump: Iran threats? Jake and Sneak don't think! 

* (0:26:51) Mark Zuckerberg, libertarian? 

* (0:34:50) Coffees: Snake dominance. Haters. Crishaun. Arty Art. 

* (0:41:10) Coffee: Vivek R., Ann Coulter, Indian leaders, Xenophobia 

* (0:50:12) Supers, LYC: chains of suspicion, mouth breathers not men 

* (0:52:33) KYLE, Boston: Germany, Crishaun, Pot, Gene editing, "creepy" 

* (1:04:20) DANIEL, TX: Crishaun on fire vs callers. Long game. 

* (1:11:55) MARK, Los Angeles: Agitated, snake lied about Trump! Frauds! 

* (1:24:34) JEFF, LA: Marcellus Williams last meal

* (1:26:25) BRANDON, KC, MO: Scarecrows Garage, back issues, trunk 

* (1:31:35) Supers… Mark, Nicky Minaj, India-Indians 

* (1:40:58) JOHN, KY: Racism 

* (1:45:01) JUSTIN, CA: Anger, violence, Trump our Iron Dome 

* (1:50:15) MAZE, OH: Beyonce. Peace. 

* (1:54:14) Closing 

* (1:54:33) Jacky Cheung - "I Love You More Day by Day" 

LINKS 

BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/9/27/the-hake-report-fri-9-27-24 

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