The Hake Report

2A is gone! Hake News review: Ketanji Onyika's memoir! Calls: Trump a fascist r—ist… The difference between dumb and stupid! 

The Hake Report, Monday, September 9, 2024 AD 

TIMESTAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Start 

* (0:03:30) Hey, guys! 

* (0:04:49) There is no 2A 

* (0:10:22) Jealous God 

* (0:13:40) Hake News last week 

* (0:19:17) Ketanji - "Lovely One" 

* (0:29:09) JOE: Bank crime 

* (0:33:31) JOE: Fascist! Trump a R-ist 

* (0:41:11) FREDERICK: 2A, black practices against jail 

* (0:50:41) Coffee: Carver, Sherrod Brown hear no evil 

* (0:53:58) Coffee: Self-censorship vs clean 

* (0:56:39) Coffee: Don't punish the father 

* (0:58:37) Coffee: 2A or no 2A; Arrest flag burners? 

* (1:04:10) JAIME: Environmentalists 

* (1:10:21) MARK: Economy, 2008 

* (1:16:02) MARK: Puppet, Snivel Rights, Double Jeopardy 

* (1:21:19) Supers: Lin Yen Chin: -ly suffix 

* (1:26:10) STEVEN, MD: Mark high IQ 

* (1:37:48) "Fact Check": Crime a 50-year low 

* (1:43:06) 1 in 3 black men felons? Per NIH gov 

* (1:49:21) Closing 

* (1:50:26) Mary Rice Hopkins - "Chicken Lips" 

LINKS 

BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/9/9/the-hake-report-mon-9-9-24 

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Calls and supers. Legitimate r—. DUIs. White kid in GA. Parents responsible? Wild Maze call. Hake, self-censoring or clean? 

The Hake Report, Thursday, September 5, 2024 AD 

TIMESTAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:02:49) Hey, guys! 

* (0:04:31) Coffee: R-word, Todd Akin, RIP 

* (0:14:20) Coffee: Irish defense of Drunk Driving 

* (0:18:14) DAVID, FL: GA shooting; Madalyn Murray O'Hair; Polanski. 

* (0:25:31) DAVID: Obama. Kamala 

* (0:28:42) STEVEN, MD: white kid clues. Military. George Wallace. 87yo 

* (0:35:45) HADEN, TX: crime, race 

* (0:38:31) JOE: Haves vs Have Nots 

* (0:50:51) Coffee: DUI and whites 

* (0:53:18) Coffees: Parents responsible? 

* (0:57:11) Supers: Greggatron, Rumble 

* (0:59:25) MARK: Recession; DUI; Trump supporter attack 

* (1:06:37) MICHAEL, Canada: Appreciate Hake, clean. Rapping, ego 

* (1:14:14) MAZE: Trump admitted he lost; Hunter; Charge parents; Kyle R. 

* (1:26:00) BRANDON, KS: Self-censoring? Be Alpha 

* (1:31:06) JEFF, LA: Trump-Hunter, TDS, anger management 

* (1:34:15) FREDERICK: angry callers jumping to conclusions; Ignorant 

* (1:41:13) WILLIAM: white kid; 49ers robber; locking guns; word games 

* (1:47:16) JAIME: Schools, govt, responsibility 

* (1:51:46) Coffees: Trump, Responsibility, Emotional guilt-punishment? 

* (1:54:21) Jacky Cheung - 擁有 (Live) "Have" 

LINKS 

BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/9/6/the-hake-report-fri-9-6-24 

PODCAST / Substack 

HAKE NEWS from JLP  https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/9/6/hake-news-fri-9-6-24 

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I'm a lady, open the door for me! "Americans with Disabilities Act" bashing. Don't be an angry conservative. Obama-Kamala's Brides of the State. 

The Hake Report, Thursday, September 5, 2024 AD 

TIMESTAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Start 

* (0:03:03) Hey, guys! 

* (0:04:21) Open door for me! Respect yourself and go home: 

* (0:12:20) WILLIAM: respect, black ladies 

* (0:17:28) WILLIAM: Trump-Kamala debate 

* (0:20:34) JAIME, MN: Election 

* (0:26:37) JAIME: Dating, judgmental women, beta men 

* (0:28:24) JAIME: Walz, Vance, Firefighters union, boos  

* (0:29:27) AARON, MD: Intelligent, yet blind? Trust sides? 

* (0:38:20) Supers: Reparations, whites. Travis Kelce-T Swift contract? 

* (0:42:08) BRANDON, KS, 1st: Weird. Self-censorship counter-productive 

* (0:52:35) SCOTT, AZ, 1st: ADA expense, social cost, resentment 

* (1:06:58) BOTS: Kamala's Brides of the State 

* (1:15:54) KENNY, CO, 1st: Jealous God? Idols 

* (1:22:09) CSAL, TX, I felt disabled: stroller story

* (1:27:01) Coffee: R-word, black accused, women lying? 

* (1:34:30) Super: Delusions, be honest 

* (1:35:30) MARK, CA: Drunks vs thieves, crime stats, blah blah 

* (1:44:41) MANUEL, CA: Anti-ADA… Race-mixing 

* (1:49:52) Call me tomorrow! Super Chats tomorrow! 

* (1:51:22) Vroom - "The Human Machine" - A 5-song Demonstration 

LINKS 

BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/9/5/the-hake-report-thu-9-5-24 

PODCAST / Substack 

HAKE NEWS from JLP  https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/9/5/hake-news-thu-9-5-24 

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…AP for "environmental justice." Ugandan gal set afire by boyfriend. Reparations hypocrisy? Crime argument. 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, September 4, 2024 AD 

TIMESTAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Start 

* (0:03:10) Hey, guys! 

* (0:05:54) HADEN: Bashing that gal 

* (0:08:31) MARK: Trump supporter beating… real? 

* (0:14:13) AP: Biden "environmental justice" 

* (0:20:28) Environmental Justice Wikipedia 

* (0:24:53) Ugandan athlete set afire by bf 

* (0:33:31) ALEX, CA: Metal voice. Homeless cleanup? 

* (0:43:30) Super: Greggatron 

* (0:46:19) Coffee: Reparations? JLP 

* (0:56:13) Coffee: Terri basically Mark 

* (0:59:27) Destiny on Ashli Babbit, Trump rally father who died 

* (1:03:38) JOE, AZ: Innocence Project, crime is actually lower! FBI numbers 

* (1:14:07) JOE: black men improving, white crime out of control 

* (1:21:10) WILLIAM, CA: Crime, Reparations 

* (1:29:52) Supers: Fave alcohol; Reparations double standard 

* (1:36:28) MAZE 

* (1:44:48) AUSTIN: Repentant heart? 

* (1:46:55) RICK: Trump Arlington Cemetery 

* (1:50:26) Starflyer 59 - "Passengers" - 2003, Old 

LINKS 

BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/9/4/the-hake-report-wed-9-4-24 

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Callers bothered by "lies." Far-left AP: "sex ed" in Paraguay. Supers: Illegal home loan controversy and JLP's simplicity. 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, September 3, 2024 AD 

TIMESTAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Start 

* (0:02:53) Hey, guys! s/o Bigg Bump 

* (0:04:45) HADEN: Terri played victim; Can't let the lie sit. 

* (0:14:45) HADEN: Patience vs being bothered by lies 

* (0:20:41) JAIME, MN: Armed robbery foiled. Ego. ADA 

* (0:29:23) "unbiased" AP… Sex ed in Paraguay and Hake's childhood 

* (0:43:00) WILLIAM: CA Prop 47 Crime; Arrest stats 

* (0:53:11) WILLIAM: 49ers Ricky Pearsall shot, bad people, good areas 

* (0:56:01) TERRI: I'm a liar? A victim? 

* (1:05:28) TERRI: ADA, disability, accessibility, victimhood? 

* (1:12:24) FREDERICK: Bikers vs Venezuelans, gator bait, Aurora 

* (1:21:56) Coffees… Illegal home loans, JLP coverage 

* (1:35:14) Coffees: Knowa kid; MORE on illegal home loans 

* (1:41:31) AMY, TX: Watching evil inside? Daughter in a pageant 

* (1:50:05) Last coffees: Innocence. Loan, not a gift! … Closing 

* (1:51:44) Cootees - "Coke Song" - 1997, Let's Play House! 

LINKS 

BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/9/3/the-hake-report-tue-9-3-24 

PODCAST / Substack 

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CO-HOST Bigg Bump: UN against Trump! Arrest rates are down! 49ers shot in SF! Bibi, Israel? Crime among blacks? Chicago's socialist mayor! 

The Hake Report, Monday, September 2, 2024 AD 

CO-HOST LINKS: Bigg Bump  youtube.com/@biggbump  |  x.com/bigg_bump  |  instagram.com/bigg_bump 

TIMESTAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Start/Topics 

* (0:04:06) Hey, guys! Bigg Bump speaking up 

* (0:06:49) Tyrese Gibson self-promo: 1992 movie. Follow Bigg Bump 

* (0:11:14) Trump vs UN "nationalists vs globalists" 

* (0:22:43) Arrest rates are down! John R Lott Jr 

* (0:35:42) Catalytic converters and Cartels 

* (0:36:53) 49ers NFL player shot in attempted robbery in SF 

* (0:44:34) SF ex-Mayor Mark Farrell: Crime, homeless 

* (0:58:18) FREDERICK: Bibi vs Hamas, 6 hostages killed 

* (1:05:10) Israel, Bibi… Bolsonaro, Brazil, X, Telegram, free speech 

* (1:15:59) JOHN, KY: You only talk about black people! 

* (1:33:43) Supers: Disavow! $150K illegal homes misinfo? 

* (1:38:10) Chicago mayor Brandon Johnson a SOCIALIST?! 

* (1:49:56) Closing: Mary Rice Hopkins - "Running for the Prize" 

LINKS 

BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/9/2/labor-day-with-bigg-bump-mon-9-2-24 

PODCAST / Substack 

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JLP Network:  JLP  -  Church  -  TFS  -  Nick  -  Joel  -  Punchie  

Paralympics vs ADA of the heart! MyPillow DESTROYS black kid "Knowa." Black Christians: Alligator bait?! From JLP: wayward wife, beta husband? 

The Hake Report, Friday, August 30, 2024 AD 

TIMESTAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Rough start 

* (0:03:52) HADEN, TX: These guys are so off! 

* (0:10:47) Hey, guys! 

* (0:13:58) News… Paralympics in Paris: Nick reads French 

* (0:27:06) BRIAN, NC: Men's Olympics not morally straight 

* (0:30:18) DANIEL, TX: School, study sciences: AS, BS degrees 

* (0:38:08) GREGGATRON: Economics. Missed super! Check on Earl! 

* (0:44:52) Knowa vs MyPillow Mike Lindell: Trust me, bro! 

* (0:53:35) black gal on black Christians, babies, and alligators / Quora 

* (1:07:52) WILLIAM, CA: Home socialism; black gals; Men's History 

* (1:19:55) TERRI, OR: Knowa, using children 

* (1:27:55) TERRI: black babies to alligators 

* (1:29:15) TERRI: Paralympics, Handicapped, the Fr-word 

* (1:36:34) DAVID, Ocala: Sean's wife running around; Rough history 

* (1:44:14) ERIC, AZ: Evel Knievel; Sean wife 

* (1:48:02) Coffees! Disavow! IVF exposed! Fob Fri! John Brown! 

* (1:54:52) Jacky Cheung - Lan Yu / 藍雨 / Blue Rain - LIVE 

LINKS 

BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/8/30/the-hake-report-fri-8-30-24 

PODCAST / Substack 

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JLP Network:  JLP  -  Church  -  TFS  -  Nick  -  Joel  -  Punchie  

Callers continue criticizing, on race, women, and politics. Dominion catching hell! Musicians mad Trump plays their songs. 

The Hake Report, Thursday, August 29, 2024 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Rough Start: Complicated business 

* (0:04:35) DAVID defending himself after Jaime criticism yesterday 

* (0:07:21) DAVID Special place in my heart… 

* (0:11:58) STEVEN vs DAVID: on black woman Denise… Kamala

* (0:17:22) STEVEN vs DAVID: Mark, Kamala, Berkeley 

* (0:24:38) Hey, guys! 

* (0:27:29) News… Dominion victimhood 

* (0:43:21) JAIME, MN: Modest Kamala. Callers simping... CA men complaining 

* (0:54:52) Super: Greggatron… Xenia on Rumble 

* (0:57:47) News… liberal musicians against Trump 

* (1:08:50) MARK: black neighborhood, unqualified voters 

* (1:12:08) MARK: Calling Trump a liar; Joe the liar 

* (1:18:57) WILLIAM: Clint, Isaac Hayes, classless, David/Denise, John 

* (1:26:55) WILLIAM: Venezuelans in Aurora; Nixon… history 

* (1:32:42) BRANDON, NY, 1st: Mother, black friends, JLP, father 

* (1:42:11) MAZE: WV for Trump; Disagreeing; JD, Kamala 

* (1:49:15) Starflyer 59 - Major Awards - 2003-ish, Old 

LINKS 

BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/8/29/the-hake-report-thu-8-29-24-1 

PODCAST / Substack 

HAKE NEWS from JLP  https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/8/29/kamala-walz-cnn-interview-tonight-hake-news-thu-8-29-24 

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JLP Network:  JLP  -  Church  -  TFS  -  Nick  -  Joel  -  Punchie  

Caller mess: Created to serve? Racially? Men and women bashing. Van Allen belts, spacewalk. Campus murder-suicide: No sex! 

The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 28, 2024 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:03:58) False start! 

* (0:04:57) MARK, CA: Strong words 

* (0:10:35) JOSH, GA: Rudyard Kipling, White Man's Burden 

* (0:22:09) DENISE, CA, 1st: pray for Josh, low self-esteem 

* (0:28:14) DENISE: Diversity, Integration 

* (0:37:30) ALEX, CA… Women, couples, trust, swap phones! 

* (0:43:41) Hey, guys! BOND tee 

* (0:47:07) DAVID, Ocala: Denise, black women, ppl get worse 

* (0:57:24) Coffees: Created to serve? David-Denise, weak men; Mr MaD 

* (1:05:40) Super: Greggatron! 

* (1:06:44) Van Allen Belts, Extravehicular Activity, Spacewalk, SpaceX 

* (1:14:20) WILLIAM, CA: Caller drama 

* (1:20:47) WILLIAM: Sowell; News: CA, blacks, LGBT for Palestine 

* (1:28:54) JAIME, MN: Adam/Eve, Noah genes; Greatest serve the least 

* (1:35:38) RICK, VA: Christians for Kamala 

* (1:42:27) Campus murder-suicide: Don't have sex! 

* (1:50:57) Ninety Pound Wuss - "Premonition" - 1997, Where meager die of self interest 

LINKS 

BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/8/28/the-hake-report-wed-8-28-24 

PODCAST / Substack 

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JLP Network:  JLP  -  Church  -  TFS  -  Nick  -  Joel  -  Punchie  

Callers are emotional over each other! Telegram CEO's woman trouble! JLP's assignment: Your evil. Big for his britches black young man! 

The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 27, 2024 AD 

TIME STAMPS 

* (0:00:00) Start / IG Live News 

* (0:05:18) Hey, guys! July feels white tee, oop? 

* (0:08:02) MARK … boogie men, Fed crime stat propaganda 

* (0:15:47) TERRI: Mark's fire, cat crying, Joe. Communism 

* (0:22:56) TERRI: Radical Irish, white emotion 

* (0:30:58) TERRI: JLP Assignment, evil in you 

* (0:34:46) JOE: Himmler mindset 

* (0:41:28) JOE: Gold certificate scam, Haves crushing Have-nots 

* (0:45:14) JOE: Farrakhan did call for Malcolm X's 

* (0:47:33) Coffee: Telegram CEO, girlfriend got him arrested! 

* (0:57:36) EDDY, SC, 1st: PDFs 

* (1:00:39) Pavel Durov's IG girlfriend got him arrested! 

* (1:03:40) Past supers: English rioting, pacifism… 

* (1:09:57) Past supers: R-word, aborsh… Starbucks 

* (1:13:47) JAIME, MN: Haves/Have Nots conspiracy theory 

* (1:21:14) SUSAN, CA: Aleve myself resentment 

* (1:28:09) 2 incomes? They cheapened money! The Lord provides! 

* (1:29:07) KEITH, IL: DNC, hope dope. Fit! Emasculated men. Kamala 

* (1:36:45) JOHN, KY: Think we're created to serve you? 

* (1:40:40) JOHN: Bigg Bump agrees, why? 

* (1:43:04) Krassenstein mess: Women, Anti-Trump classless actress cusses 

* (1:45:41) Black young man big for his britches 

* (1:49:26) Havalina - You Got Me Cry'n - 2002, Space, Love, & Bullfighting 

LINKS 

BLOG  https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2024/8/27/the-hake-report-tue-8-27-24 

PODCAST / Substack 

HAKE NEWS from JLP  https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2024/8/27/hake-news-tue-8-27-24 

Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/show 

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JLP Network:  JLP  -  Church  -  TFS  -  Nick  -  Joel  -  Punchie