The Hard2Watch Podcast

AMA Cap and The Monk!

Captain LAMOTU and The Felonious Monk finish off the review of Under Siege 2 with this beast of an episode. Skynet is coming alive in the real world as we tackle Ryback's tactics, cock rings, bad cgi, and earthquakes on a plane! All that and more on this epic episode of The Hard2Watch Podcast!

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https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

AMA Cap and The Monk!

Steven Seagal is back to haunt your ears and Cap and The Monk's lives as today our heros talk about the Ultimate Warrior being a total lunatic and the sequel to the only good Seagal movie we've seen so far. This time it's "Die Hard on a train" as we discuss Under Siege 2 Dark territory. Including step by step instructions for how to steal helicopters from a "Military base(?)" at least  according to Under Siege canon. If you are thinking about following along at home and you feel like the first movie in this series didn't qualify as hard to watch but Marsupials is a bridge too far, then this might be the average action movie for you! This time with 50% more Morris Chestnut!

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https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal)
https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub)
https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

AMA Cap and The Monk!

Mizzle and Sizzle talk bear hunting, and head back to the land down under to discuss Koala chlamydia destroying marriages and a true legend of the outback in Rod Ansel. This guy will absolutely make you question your masculinity when you hear about his super human feats and then break your heart with the absolute tragedy that later befell him, in another thrilling Random Historical Happenstance! All you Aussies out there, tell us what you think about our retelling of the adventures of your local boy, H2Dub needs some Australian and Kiwi love!

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https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances)
https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal)
https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub)
https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

AMA Cap and The Monk!

With Halloween just a few days away, Count MaCula and Sizzforatu, (AKA Cap & The Monk) have one more werewolf tale for you and this one is ripped straight from the pages of history as we jump feet first into danger with another Random Historical Happenstance! When a church is robbed and the grain is stolen by demons, who you gonna call? That's right, a friendly werewolf because we all know that werewolves can't abide the devil! Naturally we're also going to need us a werewolf trial because we can't be having blasphemous werewolves running amuck! Also on trial are Vampires as a conceit (Spoiler alert they suck, literally) and The Monk Plots Captain LAMOTU's death for the smooth pleasure of his entertainment and financial gain. All this and more today on The Hard2Watch Podcast!

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https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances)
https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal)
https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub)
https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

AMA Cap and The Monk!

Count MaCula (Cap) and Sizzforatu (Monk) finish the marathon review of arguably the worst movie ever reviewed on The Hard2Watch Podcast as they contemplate why the American president sets Australian werewolf policy, why Donnie continues to be a human bag of sweat, and their life choices for continuing to watch such garbage so-called movies! Happy Halloween everybody!

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Music Credits:
https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances)
https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal)
https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub)
https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

AMA Cap and The Monk!

As October's spooky stuff continues Count MaCula and (The Captain) and Sizzforatu  (The Monk) bring you part one of an epic review of an epically bad movie: The Howling 3. Get ready to learn what it takes to kill a theatrical run for a vaunted franchise, what happens when a man's super power is just.....sweating......non stop....How to court a woman by physically chasing her through the streets of Sidney at a dead sprint, how to make a UFO out of dog do0, a flashlight, and a rubber, and so much more as The Marsupials get their pouch on The Hard2Watch podcast: Horror2Watch edition!

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Music Credits:
https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances)
https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal)
https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub)
https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

AMA Cap and The Monk!

It's Spooky Season at last! Captain LAMOTU (AKA Mizzle, AKA Count Macula) and The Felonius Monk (AKA Sizzle, AKA Sizzforatu), with help from The Museum of Icelandic Sorcery & Witchcraft  present for you today a tale straight from the History of one of our favorite countries Iceland! Have you ever found yourself down on your luck, in need of a buck? Well then boy do we have the pants for you! Learn how you can turn your fortunes around in a flash while you and your best friend become even closer simultaneously when you turn him into your pants and start spending duckets you find in his sack! (Disclaimer: Necro Pants may include lice...possibly dog sized..)

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Music Credits:
https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances)
https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal)
https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub)
https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

AMA Cap and The Monk!

The Hard2Watch Podcast celebrates it's ever growing international fanbase and the latest milestone achievement of getting into double digit episodes (more rare for a podcast than you'd think) by taking a break from history and suffering through bad movies and instead getting spiritual as The Monk takes the Oxford Capacity Analysis test to see how the Church of Scientology can help him become a better person and lead a more productive life! Will Tom Cruise sponsor us or will we be banned from all future CoS functions for defaming the church? Find out today on The Hard2Watch Podcast!

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Music Credits:
https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances)
https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal)
https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub)
https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

AMA Cap and The Monk!

Captain LAMOTU and The Felonious Monk take to the streets of Jefferson Parrish yet again...or at least watch Steven Seagal take to the streets as a badged lawman in episode 3 of the eponymous show. We're talking dogs in clothes, why ACU camo is dogshit, and how Steve has allegedly been training pups since he was a pup. Plus fat bald cop is back to be the rump of our jokes yet again, that sweaty little goldmine!

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Music Credits:
https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances)
https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal)
https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub)
https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

AMA Cap and The Monk!

Captain LAMOTU and The Felonious Monk wrap up their review of Under Siege. Miss July stuns, Tommy Lee Jones Hams it up, the sad trombone is back to razz us when we screw up, and there is even A 95G! To quote Stan the Man Lee, It's another thrill packed episode, (Here comes a copywrite safe version of what he would've said:) So face forward nonfiction proselyte! Ever Upward!

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Music Credits:
https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances)
https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal)
https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub)
https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)