Last night's Thursday Night Football game had a fun hot mic moment, Dave gave out his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 4 in the NFL, we crowned our "Asshat of the Week" and asked the question - What is something you could do 20 years ago, that you no longer can today?! 

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Today we met a professional heckler, heard a highlight reel of people coming out of anesthesia, celebrated National One Hit Wonder Day, and considered ordering from Uber Streets. Plus, Dave witnessed something incredible while out with his kids, and various news stories also begged the question - What are the odds?! 

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Yet another new Guinness World Record has been achieved (somewhat locally, too) and Rick is pissed! Sammy Hagar can't quit his supergroup obsession, another naughty raccoon made the news, and we found the luckiest guy on Earth! It's National Punctuation Day, and we gave it a rocking twist. And we played a clip of an online content creator who has been offering fast food workers $200,000 to quit their jobs on the spot - would you do it?! 

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Today we started the show with a rather overwhelming recommendation for the home, The Onion tricked a bunch of people online with their "Stop & Kiss" policy, and Taylor Swift's money counter isn't slowing down anytime soon. We read our Penny Power "Peeves of the Week," and found two stories surrounding women getting into trouble thanks to their car's vanity plates! 

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Back at it, after a wild week of NFL action! And Dave, despite making some great picks, suffered one of the worst beats of all time. Rick's smart fridge is starting to become intrusive, Connecticut just passed a law we'd expect from the South, and it's Christmas already if you're out shopping! Ireland just got their first Taco Bell, and Rick's got fruit flies - and has no idea how to get rid of them! The audience came to the rescue. 

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Happy Friday! We are contractually obligated to celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day, Dave shared his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 3 in the NFL, we crowned our "Asshat of the Week" and hit the phones for Fill In The Blank Friday! 

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We kicked off today's show with a stone-skipping scandal from Scotland. Fast food franchise In-And-Out has a great way to deal with drive-thru butters, Jimmy Kimmel's late night show has been suspended indefinitely thanks to his remarks on Charlie Kirk's death, and Jerry from Ben & Jerry's is likewise calling it quits over political disagreements with his employers! A marathon runner annoyed his wife thanks to his hunger, and we debated a woman's theory that all women want a "masculine simp!" 

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Today we found some great audio from a marble-mouthed chef, a woman who discovered a Taco Bell hack for free food, and another drunken Florida woman who tried to blame her husband! A listener walked in on his grandma and can't unsee it, Rick visited the doctor yesterday and couldn't believe what he saw, and we hit the phones to hear what your allowance was as a kid, and what you were expected to do for it! 

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The biggest YouTuber in the world got humbled by Mike Tyson, TikTokkers are now pranking Walmart workers for items that don't exist, a drunken Florida woman got her fast food joints confused, and Cracker Barrel is still taking heat! We read our Penny Power "Peeves of the Week," and Dave told the tale of being a Good Samaritan over the weekend, and getting way more than he bargained for! 

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Back to work! Today we talked the Eagles big win over the Chiefs, and recapped Dave's solid predictions for his "Pigskin Picks." Some guy trolled his wife in song after she went too hard at a Taco Bell. Nurse Patti has been trying in vain to get a Real ID, so she can relate to a woman who freaked out at the DMV! A German birthday party went up in smoke, and we hit the phones to hear about the interesting things left behind by previous owners of homes! 

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