It's Thirsty Thursday, so you know we celebrated International Cabernet Day! There was a cucumber emergency for some poor Russian couple, and Hostess is recalling their top product - Ding Dongs! The Northeast corridor now has an operational bullet train, and we hit the phones to hear the jobs you've had but would never recommend getting! 

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Hump Day happenings on the morning show included Cracker Barrel backtracking on their horrendous rebrand attempt, a voicemail that's gone viral from a dermatologist, a motocross rider who ambushed a city council meeting, and the big news today involving Travis Kelce's proposal to Taylor Swift. Plus, we hit the phones to hear the most expensive mistake you've ever made at home or work! 

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Both Rick and Dave experienced their kids / grandkids going back to school yesterday, the fallout continues from Cracker Barrel's disastrous rebrand, and that "serial butt-sniffer" returned - at the same store! "Shrekking" is the new trend in dating, we read our Penny Power Peeves for the week, and hit the phones to see at what age people think it's time for guys to STOP wearing their hats backwards! 

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Rick took off for his birthday weekend today, so Dave held it down and found a very cute little kid, who is very committed to tacos over siblings. Rapper Lil Nas X had an eerie episode in the streets of LA overnight, and something hairy and scary happened at the pool! Pierce Brosnan admitted to something nobody saw coming, and with school back in session next week, it was time to remember the most infamous substitute teachers from the past! 

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A former Heisman Trophy winner got embarrassed by Alexa, some poor dude got Venmo'd for wasting a girl's time while online dating, Vegas prices are totally out of control, and sex dolls have mysteriously been showing up in rivers! We also discussed the worst tippers we know of and called them out. 

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We discovered a new game show in Germany that we can't get enough of, two foodie influencers went viral with their latest video (and almost lost their lives for it), Walmart is recalling their radioactive shrimp, and we hit the phones to hear the wacky ways you self-injured yourself! 

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During last night's Phillies game, announcer John Kruk went off on a classic tangent, pondering everything but the game. A Florida home got invaded by raccoons, some drunk got wedged into a kiddie slide on a playground and needed rescuing, and there's a lawsuit facing multiple airlines for the false advertising of a "window seat." We also hit the phones to hear your best advice - in just 4 words! 

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Another workweek upon us, and today we kicked things off by alerting Starbucks customers to leave your office at home! Snoop Dogg has yet another side hustle, this time involving "art" from his blunt ashes. A college is recruiting volunteers to get drunk and drive, and Volkswagon may BE drunk with their new subscription service! And it's back-to-school time, so we reminisced about school lunches back in the day. 

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The Milwaukee Brewers won 12 games in a row, which means free burgers for everyone, but you gotta be patient! There's a Charlie Sheen documentary coming out soon, we found the world's noisiest neighbor, and crowned our "Asshat of the Week!" And we had some more fun (being lazy) with "Fill in the blank Friday," this time surrounding what you hate at work! 

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Everybody has their morning ritual, and nowadays it definitely involves a smart phone. Tattoo removal has been around for quite some time, but people are taking it too far! We celebrated National Nagging Day, talked the big tourism drop in Vegas, and helped another listener who emailed us! 

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