Happy Friday! Today we found a story that we had to double check, because it SCREAMED Florida, but in fact was home-grown. Dave gave out his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 2 in the NFL, we crowned out "Asshat of the Week" and talked the weirdest things we've witnessed at a gas station or convenience store! 

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Today we found a new NFL tv package for people already sick of their teams, Rick reviewed the new Charlie Sheen documentary, and we found two hilarious cases of revenge - one on a porch pirate, and another on an ex! We also got another listener email, this time dealing with a teenage sleepover dilemma...

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The tale of the "Phillies Karen" has a new chapter, thanks to a company with an offer she might want to consider (she won't). A Congressman released footage of a UFO that was unphased by a hellfire missile! Some idiot in Canada got a DUI for driving around in a Barbie Jeep, we celebrated National TV Dinner Day, and hit the phones to hear what you thought would be the best part of adulthood as a kid! 

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NFL fans everywhere are outraged at commercials being added to the Redzone channel, a healthcare worker down South saved a raccoon after it got drunk behind a distillery, we found a remedy for car sickness, read our Penny Power "Peeves of the Week," and hit the phones to share stories about the riskiest things we've ever done! 

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We returned after Week 1 in the NFL, with tons of things to react to - including baseball! The "Phillies Karen" took the internet by storm over the weekend. A Senator from Louisiana had a bizarre warning surrounding Walmart's radioactive shrimp from a couple weeks back, and we hit the phones to hear your game day rituals! 

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We were light on content today, seeing as we had a "Free-for-all Friday" taking requests... Why?! Because we were fried from staying up to watch the Eagles! We reacted to what was a very strange start to the season, some poor guy lost his "forever" jackpot, a fast food worker freaked out over an order, we crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and found some fun new Guinness World Records! 

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The product Dude Wipes is suddenly (and fittingly) the official sponsor of the Eagles "tush push," and with the first game of the season tonight, Dave shared his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 1 in the NFL! Some girl was singing so hard to Britney Spears, she ended up crashing her car. And we took a real crime case in Winnipeg to the "Listeners' Court!"

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Today we had a furious couple rounds of "Dave's Beatdown," but can't post licensed music to the pod, so apologies if you came to hear Dave take on the isolated drum tracks! We CAN post the audio from some angry guy's request to Chat GPT that went unheeded. The Powerball is up over a billion dollars, so we day dreamed about what we'd do after hitting it. And we missed them yesterday, so made good on our Penny Power peeves! 

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Back in action, after a 3-day weekend, and we had a perfect Yard Sale on Saturday! Coach Bill Belichick did NOT have a perfect debut last night in college football. Some woman had a surprise baby while at Burning Man, and be careful if you're wearing white today! And yesterday a video made the rounds of a young kid who somehow got up on the monorail at Hershey Park, so we hit the phones to hear your stories about losing your kid. 

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We found another Guinness World Record we think we could break, the original CEO of Cracker Barrel is piling on their new one for the disastrous rebrand, some buffoon keeps buying and returning anvils on Amazon, and Rick can't believe what some models make on OnlyFans! We also crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and had fun with "Fill In The Blank Friday" to find out what your awkward teenage phase was! 

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