The White House has some rather wild celebrations planned for America's 250th birthday, a man in Bucks County caught a gator while fishing, Chat GPT was turned on itself in a prank, and Sixers star Tyrese Maxey went on Instagram Live for help operating a can opener! We also told stories about the precious things we lost and never found again. Enjoy! 

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Rick returned this morning! He gave his thoughts on the new Eddie Murphy movie, The Pickup, and we talked about an Aussie who tried to impress a girl by diving into crocodile-infested waters. AOL is finally doing away with dial-up internet, we read our Penny Power "Peeves of the Week," and hit the now-working phones to hear about the strange things people have spotted while driving! 

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Today was a Monday in every sense of the word. The phone lines went out so Dave was left stranded, and had to divert to old-fashioned story telling! It started with a fail for the winner of a recent NASCAR race. The creeps were out this weekend, even at a Wawa not too far from here! A toddler mistook her Dad's compliment for an insult, and women have started ordering like a man to get bigger portions. Dave told a story from his experience at the Third Eye Blind concert on Friday night, then waxed nostalgic about people-watching at Musikfest through the years! 

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Dave's computer wasn't cooperating for his birthday on Friday, so here's the pod, a couple days late! No matter how bad your commute is, it probably doesn't top a woman's from the South. Dave found a fellow Leo who turned 3 and made the most adorable birthday wish ever. A woman found a snake in L.A. in a very unlikely place, it was National Pickleball Day, and some stranger attempted to scam Dave with the age-old "asphalt scam!" 

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There's an epidemic of dildo-tossing at WNBA games, Heinz and Smoothie King collaborated on something no one asked for, and we found a hilarious send-off for a loved one whose ashes were spread in a most awkward fashion! A new strain of COVID is here and our mystery music man from Macungie sang about it. And we shared the one thing that we hated as a kid and STILL do to this day! 

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We packed a lot of content into today's show, from Shaq's novelty bet against the Eagles, to our favorite Southern lawman returning, and even another list that had a Pennsylvania attraction on it (positively for once)! There's a new way to protect cattle that we are a big fan of, breast milk ice cream is now on the market, and we confessed to what the first R-rated movie was we ever saw! 

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This morning Dave took on a slew of new isolated drum tracks for "Dave's Beatdown," but we can't posted published music, so it's gonna be a shorter pod than usual! We discovered one of the dumber hacks on TikTok, this time for more efficient vacuuming. A new law for drivers in Louisiana is brilliant, some guy is suing for getting his naked ass posted on Google Street View, and we read our weekly "Penny Power Peeves!"

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We kicked off a new week with the disaster of Major League Baseball attempting a collaboration with NASCAR, Smokey The Bear caught a thief in a national park, and a list of the dirtiest cities in America came out. Yes, another one close to home is on it! Rick isn't alone with a wifee addicted to Amazon, "nappaccinos" are now recommended for power nappers, and we hit the phones to see who out there is like Tyra Banks, when it comes to snacking in bed! 

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Happy Friday! There's a new trend with weight loss medication that has plastic surgeons licking their chops, some guy in NYC is shaming strangers for their bad walking, we found a woman who got sweet revenge on a car dealership, and we learned that Spider-Man is the same age as Rick! We crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and got another listener email about a problem that needs solving involving tattoo troubles! 

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This morning Dave reacted to the top teams AI has projected to win it all this NFL season, the itchiest cities in America were ranked (and there's one close to home), and we came across one of the more bizarre couples on social media. It's National Chili Dog Day! You can now order coffee by the bucket, and there's a college golfer whose name is literally Happy Gilmore. Do you know anyone named after somebody famous?? We hit the phones to find out...

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