With Easter coinciding with 4/20, there were lots of high times across the country this weekend - and even one for Dave's puppy! It was the 250th anniversary of the Revolutionary War and a commemoration ceremony suffered a major failure, plus it's "Egg Fart Monday." We also talked about habits we have that are often times subconscious and extremely hard to break! 

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Good Friday! Today we learned some parents feel like Easter is becoming as big of a deal as Christmas, the "Tiger King" has an Easter message for the masses, and police in Seattle are asking for volunteers to get high! 4/20 lands on Easter, after all, shouldn't be hard. We tried to support our local Peeps population, and had fun with another "Fill in the blank Friday!" 

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This morning we started the show with a bonk to the head, heard about a couple pulled over for speeding to their wedding, a scary plane ride thanks to a rabbit, and a restaurant in Indiana who charges a "bitching fee." Piggybacking yesterday's show, we found a guy who didn't tear up at his wedding, but he did watching The Masters. And Jeff Bezos faceplant has been all over the internet this week, so we hit the phones to hear how YOU embarrassed yourself and fell face-first! 

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We'd rather have dead air than what was broadcast at a major league baseball game the other day. The two most popular Kansas City Chiefs have started their very own steakhouse, and people have become obsessed with pickle-flavored everything! Legendary game show host Wink Martindale passed away, and Dave found himself unexpectedly crying this week (not about Wink). So we hit the phones to hear other people fessing up to being a big mush outta nowhere! 

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Today we learned that crosswalks in Silicon Valley have been hacked to share messages from tech overlords, a mysterious object fell from the sky in Jersey through an autobody shop, and we shared our Penny Power "Peeves of the Week!" We also stumbled on a Reddit thread asking people the one thing (besides work) that people NEVER want to do again...

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Back at it! Today we met the modern Ferris Bueller, who went to great lengths to skip school and attend a sleepover. The world's widest mouth has been discovered, a new gum claims to cure herpes, and Rick had fun trolling Dave over his advice to take Rory for The Masters, then not following through with it himself! We also hit the phones to hear your stories of times you were suddenly left naked in the wild! 

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We packed a lot of stuff into one show! Dave hit a massive bet already in The Masters (which he regrets not sharing), some amateur there took relief in a most disrespectful way, and the Minecraft movie madness continues! Today we learned how mean geese can get, couldn't believe the ad campaign for a new drink, and crowned our "Asshat of the Week." We also took it easy for the phone topic and simply made you fill in the blank! 

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This morning Dave was absolutely giddy, because it is the dawn of his annual holy event in golf - The Masters. Rick found a restaurant in Thailand he has no interest in, there was a crazy accident at a funeral in Philly, and scientists have brought back the dire wolf from extinction... kind of. Dave shared his picks for The Masters, and we even got a song parody from a fellow fan in the audience! We also hit the phones to hear how your "sexy time" got rudely interrupted! 

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Dave had a sweaty night with the NCAA Championship, but his Florida squad pulled it out! The new Minecraft movie has become infamous for a certain scene making audience freak out, and Dolly Parton just announced a collab with a Kardashian for new jeans. You can soon own a robot horse, Miller High Life is releasing a beer vinyl, and speaking of the frosty beverage, we hit the phones to hear what celebrity you'd love to have a drink with! 

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This morning our phone system went out, so we dug up every wacky story in the news possible! Dave is set to make some money tonight in college basketball, there was more madness in the sky, and a guy created an AI lawyer to defend himself in court. It's Dave's "holy week" with The Masters beginning on Thursday, shared our Penny Power "Peeve(s) of the Week," and heard about a real life Speedy Gonzalez! 

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