This morning we learned what BORGs are, and how they're wreaking havoc in Boston. Shark-tracking is making Spring Breakers nervous, and egg-smuggling is now a thing! We also heard a crazy story about a guy's encounter with a McDonald's sign, so we hit the phones to hear what strange things ever fell on you! 

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Rick's puzzled over what to do with his NCAA bracket, the secret to getting actor Gary Oldman to crack is flatulence, and people are now eating rats in the streets of New York City. St. Paddy's Day is behind us, which leads to a problem with leprechauns. Some guy did a cartoon-inspired test with a Tesla, and Rick's buddy just adopted a pug and gave him a ridiculous name, so we hit the phones to hear the weirdest pet names out there! 

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Happy St. Paddy's Day! Rick lost his favorite spot for corned beef, so we hit the phones today to get the public's best tips on where to eat, drink and be merry today. The man who holds the record for most Big Macs ever eaten hit a new milestone, Journey lost power over the weekend in Houston, and Starbucks has been ordered to pay a CRAZY amount to the victim of a spill. 

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Happy Pi Day! They're trying to tell us cockroach milk is the next big thing in nutrition, "coregasms" are apparently achievable if you workout hard enough, and Kelly Clarkson has been mysteriously missing from her show for over a month now, leading to conspiracy theories. We crowned our "Asshat of the Week" and also talked the best spots to "people-watch" and the strangest people we've seen! 

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This morning we learned about "bathroom divorce," heard about a bunch of people who really enjoy swimming, and a new "bro gift" that you find on Etsy. The hot new conspiracy theory on TikTok is mermaid-eating, and we hit the phones to talk our hobbies our spouse hates! 

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Today we talked the upcoming college basketball tournament, whose bracket will be unveiled on Sunday, right on St. Paddy's Eve! A news anchor in Australia unsuccessfully tried to defend her fart on-air, some guy is claiming to have been shot by his dog, and we took a trip to Taintsville, Florida! 

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This morning we kicked things off with perhaps the most ironic weather report of all-time, then discovered a new pickle product on the market that Rick wants nothing to do with. One-legged jeans are the new craze online, some poor guy keeps getting trolled by Clay Aiken, and a woman gave her chihuahua an exorcism! We also heard the advice Jon Bon Jovi would give his younger self, then hit the phones to hear what yours would be. 

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This morning we talked the final results of the investigation into Gene Hackman's death, alongside his wife and dog. Dave came close with his theory last week! But the truth is truly strange and somewhat terrifying. We also were still feeling the effects of Daylight Saving Time, so we hit the phones to hear what people NEED to fall asleep! 

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This morning we were introduced to the world's youngest AC/DC fan, heard about a guy banned for life from Missouri rail for a rather unconventional act, and prepped for Daylight Saving Time with a listener song. And we talked the case of an Orlando thief who swallowed hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of jewelry, which made us ask what weird things YOU have swallowed?! 

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This morning we featured a guy who worked at Cracker Barrel and decided to quit in the most epic way, Walmart is coming under fire for their chicken nuggets, and Scotland is looking to hire a "Nessie hunter!" We also celebrated National Oreo Day and hit the phones to solve a workplace dilemma from another listener email! 

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