Fun show today! Saquon Barkley will officially be an Eagle for the next 4 years (and the highest paid running back ever), chicken rentals are now a thing, and Toast Cafe is a place you may wanna hit for breakfast if you can't stomach egg prices. Scientists have been trying to recreate wooly mammoths and accidentally created something hilarious in the process, and with this Gene Hackman death getting stranger by the day, we hit the phones to hear everyone's theory on what they think transpired! 

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This morning we got news that Saquon Barkley is coming to the PPL Center and tickets are just $1.50! We celebrated Fat Tuesday, and found an extra wild video of a woman catching her husband cheating in the UK. And Dave's 4-year-old got caught trying to sneak a $50 bill to preschool, so we hit the phones to hear what you or your kids tried to smuggle to school! 

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This morning we talked about a German soccer match that got canceled due to the referee suffering an injury to his junk, the Oscars happened last night and one of the speeches took forever which gave us a great idea, and we hit the phones to hear what fashion or cultural trend you wanna see make a comeback! 

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Today we crowned our "Asshat of the Week," heard a toddler call 911 for an "emergency donut," poured over this year's Oscars celebrity swag bags, and visited the hot new funeral parlor in China! We also found a guy online who went viral for his amazing skill at identifying songs from the first split second. And we tested Dave and the listeners to see if they could do it too! 

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If you ever wanted to hear Skynyrd songs on 16th century instruments, you're in luck. A small town in Oklahoma is being harassed by Warner Brothers about their giant leg lamp, a dog crashed its owner's TikTok video in a most humorous way, and George Harrison's 60 year old toast was just sold at auction! We also hit the phones to hear what traits or behaviors you inherited....

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This morning we found a rather humiliating fantasy football punishment for a league loser, the city council in Pueblo, Colorado has a baffling plan to combat homelessness in the city, and some Florida man has been plotting to get a football out of a local gator's mouth. Plus, the new TikTok challenge has to be the dumbest one yet, and we took a case to "Listeners' Court" over a Jersey woman battling her HOA over her emotional support chickens! 

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This morning we talked HP rolling out a new strategy for their customer service that definitely is not user friendly, we heard about a theft in Paris that is truly mind-blowing, seeing as it involved a $500,000 lottery ticket, and Starbucks is cutting 13 drinks from their menu! We also found out it's skunk mating season, so we hit the phones to hear your stinkiest skunk stories and what to do if you get sprayed! 

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This morning we got a lesson on the proper way to merge from a disgruntled motorist, heard about an all-time gambling fail, and paid our respects to Hooters, after they declared bankruptcy. We also found a wild story about how a woman got revenge on her ex, so we opened the phones to hear yours as well! 

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This morning we crowned our "Asshat of the Week," were passengers on a road trip from Brooklyn to Pennsylvania for eggs, and were scratching our heads at a new product from Nathan's Hotdogs. Plus, Instagram unveiled a new feature that many are finding to be shady! So we hit the phones to hear how you've accidentally been exposed online.

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This morning we heard about a woman who supposedly divorced her husband for booing Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl. Speaking of football, Tom Brady bought his 15-year-old son something most teens don't get. There's a new TikTok hack out there, this time for leftover pizza, and Chicago is going crazy for a "plump beaver." Plus, with the egg shortage being big news, we asked the age old question about the chicken or the egg! 

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