Happy Friday! Today we talked Rick's rough afternoon, Sharon Osbourne's plans for an Ozzy hologram ALREADY, another ash eater in the UK, and what to do about your 23&Me genetic data. We also of course crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and hit the phones to find out the one thing you can't live without! 

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This morning we were disturbed by a new study on people's bathroom habits while driving, move over eggs - there's a new hot food commodity being stolen, and some poor woman in Pennsylvania lost her winning lottery ticket! Huggies is releasing a new product called the "poop poncho," and we shared how we met our spouses, then hit the phones to hear the most interesting stories of how you found love! 

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This morning we talked the strange but not surprising thing that held up a Cubs game the other night, more plane problems at Reagan International Airport, and the odd thing that happened to a passenger who fell asleep on a flight. The Ice Council is getting frustrated from getting confused with Immigration authorities, and we got another listener email! This time it involved a new smart phone and a certain feature that a husband wants nothing to do with...

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This morning we talked about the "zig-zag road" that was just painted in Montgomery County, the record for world's longest tongue has been claimed, and a new video game involves just slapping a cat's butt. Loyalty tests have gone corporate, Bachman-Turner Overdrive is back, and we hit the phones to hear your best escapee stories involving kids! 

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This morning Dave debuted a new feature, featuring the Penny power "Peeve of the Week," we heard about the Idaho governor trying to do away with "truck nuts," and Hooters is navigating bankruptcy with a full rebrand! We also admitted to the inanimate objects we've taken our rage out on...

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A woman in Easton stumbled upon an unknown Renoir drawing at an auction and bought it for only $12! We learned why it's important to pay your plumber, we got grossed out over breast milk ice cream, and crowned our "Asshat(s) of the Week!" And Dave has been driving by the most bizarre thing in Quakertown for the past month, so we hit the phones to hear YOUR strangest thing you've seen while out on the road. 

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This morning we learned people are racing to delete their DNA profiles from now-bankrupt 23andMe, Alan Hamel created an AI robot of his deceased wife Suzanne Sommers, and retro is all the rage. Rick took advantage of a free trial for the new American greeting videos from celebrities, and Dave felt like an idiot after an incident with his puppy last week, so we hit the phones to hear everyone's "God I'm an idiot" moment! 

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This morning Rick was really suffering from bracket depression, after his pick to win it all (UConn) went down in the NCAA basketball tournament. Some poor kid will be returning from Spring Break without an ear! Chuck E. Cheese is doing away with their animatronic band, we heard about a shocking burglary in Philly, and shared the thing we hate to do most in public! 

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Well Rick's NCAA bracket didn't take long to get busted, a sorority girl in George went viral for her hot mug shot, and Bigfoot calling contests are apparently a thing in the Midwest! If you wanna avoid driving while high, you can now board the "CaniBUS," we crowned our "Asshat of the Week" and hit the phones to hear what celebrity you would choose to be stuck with in an elevator! 

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This morning we heard more rumblings of the NFL banning the "tush push," a lottery winner has been denied her big payday, and people are resorting to anesthesia for tattoos! Atari is not only still around, but they apparently are now in the watch business, and we helped another listener out who emailed us with a problem!

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