The Hexperts

Before Jesus came around to give us his opinion on figs, the Egyptians, Greeks, Zoroastrians, and more were all wielding the powers of magic and throwing women into rivers in their own special way. Later, Brett is forced to learn about a music festival that never existed.

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Time, space, words, stuff. Brett and Nikki take you through the elements needed to cast a spell, and the differences between spells, wishes, prayers (for example, how much blackmail is allowed for each.) Later, much to Brett's chagrin, it's morbin' time.

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Is chaos magic the Fight Club of witchcraft? Were The Ramones a coven? Are Labubus an appropriate spiritual offering? Nikki and Brett discover the answer to two of these questions is 'Yes' as they dive into chaos magic, a practice focused on rejecting absolute truth, altering one's conscious to alter the world, and occasionally having some 'private time' with your doodles.

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Brett introduces us to Marie Anne Lenormand, inspiration for one of the world's most famous oracle decks and fortune teller for France's stinkiest leaders. Later, Nikki quizzes Brett on the differences between Hollywood's favourite dark-haired beanpoles, Justin Long and Jay Baruchel.

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Brett and Nikki talk about the otherworldly hags who have terrified the world by drowning children, paralyzing men, and grinding their teeth loudly. Later, they discuss Taylor Swift vs Kanye West and how Taylor could have prevented another famous feud, Capulet vs Montague.

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Brett and Nikki introduce you to Grizzell Greedygut, Little Man, Vinegar Tom, Robert the Jackis, Colin, and other little guys who assisted witches for the small price of blood from a third nipple. Later, they discuss the myth that is pap.

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Brett and Nikki talk the history of one of the world's most famous witchcraft-based religions, whether Gerald Gardner is more homophobic than Chick-Fil-A, and which is the most problematic relationship, the Horned God and Goddess, or the Onceler and the Onceler?

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Prophetess, necromancer, healer, mythical creature... some dude? Brett recounts the many figures that contributed to the creation of the legendary enchantress Morgan Le Fay, and the many ways in which she figuratively and literally boned her brother King Arthur. Later, Nikki and Brett delve into the world of your dad's favourite band, and whether the musical Tommy is really all about a magic mirror (it's not.)

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Brett and Nikki talk the witches' Sabbath and help you decide: is it the ultimate party or a mandatory work event? Later, in discussing meme queen Haliey Welch AKA Hawk Tuah Girl, Brett discovers that athletes have last names and Nikki discovers that the Instagram gays need to be stopped.

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Brett explains how the oppression of the Scots-Irish led to the no-nonsense practice of mountain magic in the Appalachians and Ozarks, while Nikki assembles her own Justice League of grannies and doctors. Later, find out what American Girl doesn't want you to know about doll cosmetology.

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