Today we discuss a mystery at a lighthouse. It is the Feast Day of Copper Wire, and in the garden, there are caterpillars.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we remember one of the greatest forgers that the world has known. It is the Feast Day of Red Glass, and in the garden, there are caterpillars.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we commemorate the first know printed book of rules for card games. It is the Feast Day of St. Eloxian, and in the garden, there is mildew.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we have a remembrance of the food critic known as “R”. It is the Feast Day of The Boar God, and in the garden there are peppers.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we commemorate the voluntary recall of a specialty bratwurst. It is the Feast Day of the Greenwitch, and in the garden, it continues to be soggy.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today I express my additional concerns about the sloth to Pastor Drom.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today Pastor Drom returns with concerns about the sloth.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we recount the discovery and preservation of the fairy pronghorn. It is the Feast Day of the Blank Page, and in the garden, it is moist.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

It is the anniversary of the day the infant Bartholomew Cedric was abandoned. It is the Feast Day of the Malachite Woman, and in the garden, it is not time for mums.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we commemorate the first release of trout by the Thaddeus Macklewhite Foundation. It is the Feast Day of the Lord of Ruin, and in the garden, there is ripe squash.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.