The Hidden Almanac

Today we will talk about the Philosophy of gardening, and the Universal motto of Gardeners : “I Am The One Who Plants.”

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we remember the disappearance, and subsequent re-appearance, of Echo Harbor. It is the Feast Day of the Ironwife, and in the garden, there are plants growing.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we remember the death of the artist Morrison Tollerude. It is the Feast Day of St. Iremus, and in the garden, there have been storms.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we remember the burglary at Mrs Maple’s house. It is the Feast Day of the Frog That Devours The Rains, and in the garden, George is being coached.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we celebrate the major accomplishment of Mr. Douglas Jenner. It is the Feast Day of Heart-Shaped Leaves, and in the garden, it is hot.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we remember when the all the residents of Echo Harbor were all shifted six inches to the North. It is the Feast Day of the Lone Rider, and in the garden, there is wilting.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we celebrate the discovery of an important relic, thought lost. It is the Feast Day of the Unknown Martyr, and in the garden, there is bluestar.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today I will summon Pastor Drom to explain something new in my office.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we commemorate the ending of the longest legal cases in history. It is the Feast Day of the Grizzled Shallot, and in the garden, there are hummingbirds.

Be Safe and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we remember the banning of yak races in the city. It is the Feast Day of the Humpback Flute Player, and in the garden, it is idyllic.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.