Today we remember a book smuggler. It is the Feast Day of St. Christina, and in the garden, there are weeds.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

With the first theory confirmed, Rev. Mord proposes a second theory that may explain many, many things.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we have summoned Pastor Drom to the studio to confirm a theory.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we remember a landmark case in Echo Harbor. It is the Feast Day of Questioning Beast, and in the garden, it is dry.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we remember a perfumer accused of poisoning gloves. It is the Feast Day of the Charismatic Cicada, and in the garden, there are tomatoes.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we recall a cataloging error that had dire consequences. It is the Feast Day of St. Lou, and in the garden, there is crowing.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today a great archeological find was announced. Unfortunately, we are also interrupted – AGAIN – by Pastor Drom.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we remember the election and abdication of Pope Galax III. It is the Feast Day of the Lord of Magpies, and in the garden, there are beans.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we are interrupted by Pastor Drom with “breaking news”.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we are visited by Pastor Drom who has a unique – or no so unique – solution for the problem of the Inquisitor.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.