Today we commemorate the departure of Jeffery Halloran to live among the Tornuba people. It is the Feast Day of Old Nets, and in the garden, it is miserable.

Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

Today we recall a civic minded trilobite and his mailman. It is the Feast Day of St. Cambrus, and in the garden, the weather is inconsistent.

Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble!

Today we recall a civic minded trilobite and his mailman. It is the Feast Day of St. Cambrus, and in the garden, the weather is inconsistent.

Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble!

Today we celebrate an important milestone. We at the Hidden Almanac would like to thank all our sponsors and listeners for making this possible.

Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

Today we celebrate an important milestone. We at the Hidden Almanac would like to thank all our sponsors and listeners for making this possible.

Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

Today we remember the introduction of a new kind of fabric. It is the Feast Day of the Opium Centipede, and in the garden, there is temptation.

Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

Today we remember the introduction of a new kind of fabric. It is the Feast Day of the Opium Centipede, and in the garden, there is temptation.

Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

Today we recall the capture of Dread Pirate Bonner. It is the Feast Day of St. Jerome, and in the garden, there is garlic.

Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

Today we recall the capture of Dread Pirate Bonner. It is the Feast Day of St. Jerome, and in the garden, there is garlic.

Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

Today we remember the plight of the elephant Mortense. It is the Feast Day of recovering from yesterday’s Feast Day, and in the garden, it is distressingly warm.

Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.