Today we investigate a locked-room mystery. It is the Feast Day of the Bent Pipe, and in the garden, there is growth.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today is the birthday of Helena of Troyzantium. It is the Feast Day of the Unquiet Oboe, and in the garden, it is cold once more.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we recount one of the creation myths of the Mole Peoples. It is the Feast Day of the Decaying Shale, and in the garden, it is cold again.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we recall the meeting of a weaver and a Goddess. It is the Feast Day of the Revolving Beast, and in the garden, there are even more frogs.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we are interrupted by Pastor Drom and her attempts to recruit me into her new plan.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we read of an encounter Thaddeus Macklewhite recorded in his journal. It is the Feast Day of the Oakbark Mocker, and in the garden, there is mud.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today marks the anniversary of the first sighting of the Glass Goosegirl. It is the Feast Day of Small Disgruntled Animals, and in the garden, there is vetch.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today we speak on the first encounter with Mammoth Quail. It is the Feast Day of Spring Peepers, and in the garden, there is no forsythia.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

It is the Feast Day of the Saint of Doors, and in the garden, Drom believes she is preparing to raise the dead in secrecy.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

Today Pastor Drom interrupts the almanac with her latest plan.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.