09/06/2025

We talk of recreation, keeping the streets clean, talking to strangers, familial relations and much more.

The first several episodes were recorded with a guest who wanted to be a co-host, then changed her mind after doing a few and now wants to stay anonymous. This is partly why they took ages to get out and why there are more weird cuts than expected. We didn't fall out or anything - we're really good friends. It's a shame, of course, as she is genuinely interesting and funny, but I understand and respect her decision.

23/02/2025

Lots of stuff. I ask my guest what she thinks about some things. She says stuff in response. Discussions of things which should not be done with or to children. We have another bash at telling a story from episode 2, this time more seriously. The  education system also gets a good talking-about and there's a load of other crap, too.

The first several episodes were recorded with a guest who wanted to be a co-host, then changed her mind after doing a few and now wants to stay anonymous. This is partly why they took ages to get out and why there are more weird cuts than expected. We didn't fall out or anything - we're really good friends. It's a shame, of course, as she is genuinely interesting and funny, but I understand and respect her decision.

30/09/2024

A solo episode. I fill in for things which were variously lost or went awry and add a few extras. Stories of drunkenness, anger, familial toxicity, physical aggression, deliberate humiliation, sexual perversion and the examples I had to aspire to, among other things. A classic recipe for a good time. Pretty standard HFNP.

The first several episodes were recorded with a guest who wanted to be a co-host, then changed her mind after doing a few and now wants to stay anonymous. This is partly why they took ages to get out and why there are more weird cuts than expected. We didn't fall out or anything - we're really good friends. It's a shame, of course, as she is genuinely interesting and funny, but I understand and respect her decision.

21/09/2024

We don't need drugs to have a good time.

The first several episodes were recorded with a guest who wanted to be a co-host, then changed her mind after doing a few and now wants to stay anonymous. This is partly why they took ages to get out and why there are more weird cuts than expected. We didn't fall out or anything - we're really good friends. It's a shame, of course, as she is genuinely interesting and funny, but I understand and respect her decision.

16/09/2024

A romantic thriller. Tales of, among other things, teenage onanism, innocence and creepy guys. My guest and I discuss some ways in which we are very different.

The first several episodes were recorded with a guest who wanted to be a co-host, then changed her mind after doing a few and now wants to stay anonymous. This is partly why they took ages to get out and why there are more weird cuts than expected. We didn't fall out or anything - we're really good friends. It's a shame, of course, as she is genuinely interesting and funny, but I understand and respect her decision.

01/08/2024

Shite comes out of both ends for the first while, then many smash-cuts on the way from rock-bottom to the bottoms of many a drinking vessel.

The first several episodes were recorded with a guest who wanted to be a co-host, then changed her mind after doing a few and now wants to stay anonymous. This is partly why they took ages to get out and why there are more weird cuts than expected. We didn't fall out or anything - we're really good friends. It's a shame, of course, as she is genuinely interesting and funny, but I understand and respect her decision.

29/07/2024

My guest wanted to talk about death and grief, which was cheerful. Getting to the point in typically direct fashion, we go via hamsters, cancers and other stuff to present things one might not expect. My guest asks a pertinent question.

The first several episodes were recorded with a guest who wanted to be a co-host, then changed her mind after doing a few and now wants to stay anonymous. This is partly why they took ages to get out and why there are more weird cuts than expected. We didn't fall out or anything - we're really good friends. It's a shame, of course, as she is genuinely interesting and funny, but I understand and respect her decision.

24/07/2024

The inaugural episode. This one includes topics of mental health, child abuse, racism and homophobia, as well as of me being poor and of how we met. We reckon it's bearable and dare you to find out.

Listening back, I realised not just how slowly I talk, but how strangely too. Not only have I caught the speech-disease of "like", but I spend a lot of time hanging out with various Europeans, Asians, Africans and South Americans - even the occasional scouser. I can barely string a fucking sentence together these days, but it's a good first episode - definitely worth a listen.

The NHS 111 number is a good starting point for getting help. Some stuff takes ages - starting actual therapy and such - but there is also immediate help available and they can pass callers on to other organisations. I don't know about many options, but Turning Point is a good one.

The first several episodes were recorded with a guest who wanted to be a co-host, then changed her mind after doing a few and now wants to stay anonymous. This is partly why they took ages to get out and why there are more weird cuts than expected. We didn't fall out or anything - we're really good friends. It's a shame, of course, as she is genuinely interesting and funny, but I understand and respect her decision.