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Another year over, gee what a relief. And what better way to move forward and seize the new day than meticulously harping over every beat to death non-issue of the last year. So get your plutonium and blast way way back to those long lost days of 2015.

In today’s class we cover Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Listen as we follow the same plot and make the same jokes from our original Star Wars episode from two weeks ago but this time re-imagined for a newer and hipper generation while still playing on nostalgia and not alienating our core fanbase. And trust me, everyone is gonna love it. SPOILERS AHEAD!

It’s time for the kids in the back of the class to discuss all things Christmas! From family Christmas cards to favorite songs and movies, it’s all here in the Christmas spectacular episode.

Our listeners look absolutely beautiful, you all truly belong with us among the clouds. So clear the way to make the jump for hyperspace as we fly across the star wars universe in under 12 parsecs..which equates to about 2 hours earth time.

Also, romance is in the air as the Kids In the Back of Class talk about their first kisses.

Load your vaporizer with a frog and head to jabba’s slumber party. Cuz the HGIC is wanted in over 12 systems.

What can be better than golf with a gator you ask? Letting the Hottest Girl In Class toy with your emotions of course! This week we stack nostalgia like Lincoln logs and survey some of the most memorable and enduring play things of our youth. We illuminate the imagination like a lite-brite and get as confusing and repetitive as a bop-it..so use your GI Joe’s Kung fu grip and hit play on Episode 20 of The Hottest Girl In Class!

The kids in the back of the class discuss their Thanksgiving weekend plans. From heavy drinking the night before to favorite foods at the dinner table, ending with the obsurdity that is Black Friday, it’s all here on this episode of the Hottest Girl In Class.

Coming at you not quite live, but ready for prime time it’s the Hottest Girl In Class…This week Nick rules our school and the HGIC is stepping up for an awkward hug from Summer Sanders and a head full of slime. So retreat to the closest orange couch at your disposal, grab some geographic cheese slices and brace yourselves because the secret slime action is hitting play on the conclusion of our two part Nickelodeon special!

On this weeks episode the boys in the back of the class discuss Nickelodeon animated shows. Relive your favorite shows and listen to our favorite store to shop at. Plus listener mail and more!

Feeling creepy? So are the kids in the back of the class! Join us as we talk Trick or Treating, Costumes, Candy and something scarier than any ghost, ghoul or hockey masked serial killer, our friends getting married!