Accio podcast! Strap into your nimbus 2000s with us as we soar across the magical world of Harry Potter. Butterbeer in our bellies and horcruxes in our hands, we casually survey the sacred series and pick apart each and every part with parsel tounged precision. So put your name in the Goblet of Fire, sit back and see as the tri-wizard champions in the back of potions class wrestle nefarious nargles and hammer down Hungarian horn tails in this weeks hoggest wart in class. Also discussed: Fear & Loathing at New York Comic Con!

October is in full swing and the veil is thinning more and more every day as the kids in the back of class continue their march towards halloween. So for episode 14, we ask our listeners to suspend disbelief. Are we alone in the universe? Do our spirits stay behind as our bodies pass away? Is there something under the bed? Will the Hottest Girl In Class embrace you and whisper sweet nothings in your ear? Throw on the tin foil hats because the answer to the following will all become unraveled as the pseudo scientists in the back of class take you on a tour of the paranormal.

The hottest girl in class has a secret. Take her hand and prepare for a ride through the cosmos. Enter a world where time and space merge as you glide across the Astral plane discovering the many secrets of our world. Leave your skepticism and doubt behind and fall with her into oblivion unraveling the very fiber of all that you thought you knew. Also: men we would sleep with, and constant Back to the Future references!

Is your mom off the phone? Good. Then patiently log onto your browser and prepare to hang ten on the information super highway! Today the Kids in The Back of Class get nostalgic for a kinder gentler age of the internet, before the social media takeover when good clean fun such as dancing hamsters, murdering boy bands and gaping buttholes were the norm. So move the hottest girl in class into a special group on your buddy list, ask our a/s/l, and let’s get this chatroom fired up!

It’s time to talk about all those sports your parents made you play when you were small. Or what we like to say here on the podcast; Forced Youth Athleticism. Soccer, baseball, football and more on this weeks Hottest Girl In Class!

Summer has come and gone as disgruntled youth are begrudgingly echoing the battle cry of “five more minutes mom!” All across our great land. That’s right kids it’s time for those school day blues! But fear not, HGIC is here to give you a trapper keepers trove of knowledge, so that you can best navigate the academic world. So write us into your agenda boys and girls and make sure to have your index cards ready for first period with the Hottest Girl in Class!

Welcome to the Hottest Girl In Class, can we take your order? Get lost in this grueling hour and thirty-five minute shift as the kids in the back of the class say goodbye to summer with an ode to some part time peril from the past. Also we read your listener mail, discuss lockdowns of love, and debate if the lifestyle choice of a Pokemon trainer or Jedi is more fulfilling. So point your visors to the sky and don’t work too hard this week with the Hottest Girl In Class!

Boy, the world. Such a mysterious and terrifying place. Filthy with cults, placebo pills, continuity errors, cast changes, first dates, Russian hairdressers and perfectionist prude hippie girls with absurd names..unfortunately for us, we didn’t have a wise teacher living next door to shepherd us from 6th grade through college..but luckily for you, you have the kids in the back of the class to teach you everything you need to know and more about Boy Meets World!

It’s beautiful out and summer is coming to and end…So what better way to spend the last precious moments of the season than inside, on the couch with the kids in the back of the class gathered around the good old Nintendo 64?

Join us as we travel back to 1996 and discuss the revolutionary system along with it’s finest games! Along with more discussions about poop and puke, showering with dads, beach trips and of course the morality of roofie dealers, as Pat & Sean deliver the much anticipated roofie story.

And remember when life isn’t working out. Just take out the cartridge, blow in it, and stick it back in with the Hottest Girl In Class.

Sean & Pat talk about poop, pee & puke.