The House of Forbidden Knowledge's own Research Professor of Radical Parabiological Intervention steps out of the lab to deliver an inspirational lecture to new students of Teratological Engineering.

Here's an introductory snippet from the required textbook for the first segment of the Art and Science of Smitings course at The House of Forbidden Knowledge taught by the Associate Professor of Ills.

The House of Forbidden Knowledge's Associate Professor of the Hidden, the Invisible, and the Undisclosed provides an introduction to how to be any of the above at will

The House of Forbidden Knowledge's Professor of Poisons and Venoms and Departmental Chair of the School of Destructive Interventions delivers an introductory lecture on her own area of specialty.

The House of Forbidden Knowledge's Senior Professor of Nothing introduces a batch of new students to Nothing.

The House of Forbidden Knowledge's Adjunct Professor of Anthropological Mythogeography gives a lecture to new students on the geographical layout the traditionally nonphysical realms.

A brief lecture on purity, basic biology, and basic ecology from The House of Forbidden Knowledge's Professor Emeritus of Undead Physiology, on brief loan from the University Library's archives

The House of Forbidden Knowledge’s Designated Greeter would like to congratulate you on completing your long journey down to the campus and help you find where you fit in. Don’t miss any of these absolutely vital tips for survival!

The House of Forbidden Knowledge’s Professor of Brontology presents a paper detailing and commenting on the surprising preliminary results of a study to formalize the interpretation of the voices in thunder.

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In this introductory lecture, The House of Forbidden Knowledge’s Senior Professor of Undead Physiology explains the physical and nonphysical anatomy of names and their relevance to identities and roles—and their use in influencing and compelling behavior.

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