A previous valedictorian and chair of the Curriculum Committee details the changes in the course catalog and briefly explains the reasoning behind the update. Curriculum changes do not apply to The House of Forbidden Knowledge’s School of Cosmetology.

The Dean of Students gives an orientation course to new students on their trek down to the campus of The House of Forbidden Knowledge.

The Professor of Aesthetology explains the core concepts behind the necro-aesthetic that is the identifying characteristic of the school uniforms at The House of Forbidden Knowledge.

An academic advisor at The House of Forbidden Knowledge reviews for his own personal amusement a student's application essay in which the prospective student begs not to be required to attend.