We've come out of retirement to deconstruct the most recent season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. This week, we discuss Kyle and Mauricio, Morgan Wade, Dorit v Garcelle, Sutton's esophagus, and Kathy's mob boss appearance at the Reunion.

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Merry Christmas everyone! Dorinda's here to make it nice and she's even brought Santa (her sister, Melinda, in drag) with her! This week, we talk Bluestone Manor, Christmas, Gothicism, Richard, death and grieving, alcohol, anger, and John Mahdessian. Plus, we give some thoughts on Beverly Hills and UGT and briefly reminisce over our favorite Bravo Christmas moments.

UGT Recap: 1:30ish

Dorinda Discussion (I): 8:00ish

RHOBH: 35:45ish

Dorinda Discussion (II): 40:00ish

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This week, we're heading south of the equator to discuss another international spin-off from yesteryear: the truly batshit first season of Real Housewives of Sydney. We talk its trio of villains: Victoria, Lisa and Athena X, fighting, divorce, nearly drowning at sea, past life regression therapy, long-lost sisters, The Boar, flying economy, Captain Eyebrows, the Pot Plant in the Room, Chewbacca, and of course, Lizzie Buttrose.

RHOSydney Discussion: 12:00ish

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Crack open the champagne, because Heather's here to tell us all to stop being so silly! This week, we talk Heather's illustrious acting career, her home, being "the sensible one", Terry, pretentiousness, condescension, villainy, her Sushi dinner meltdown, and her feuds with Kelly, Shannon, Noella, and Tamra.

RHONY Discussion: 4:30ish

Heather Dubrow: 10:00ish

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This week, we discuss the new crop of Housewives replacing the mad Upper East Siders we came to know and love. We talk aspiration, fashion, trauma, cheese, flirting, Anguilla, and crying. Lots of it.

RHONY Discussion: 10:45ish

RHOBH Discussion: 46:00ish

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Forgotten to the annals of Housewives history, we blow away the dust and open up the chronicle to recount the story of Bravo's biggest blunder: The Real Housewives of DC. We talk politics, gay marriage, race relations, Michaele and Tareq Salahi, cheerleading, the Oasis Winery, crashing the White House State Dinner, and a farcical congressional hearing...

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Who is Yolanda Foster in this world? Well, we'll tell you. This week, we talk lemons, the Master Cleanse, David Foster, the glass fridge, the Dream Team <3, LVP, Lyme and Munchausen's.

Yolanda Discussion: 20:00ish

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Put nine lemons in a bowl and open the Casamigos, Shannon's in the house! This week, we talk all things Shannon Beador: "fun", wacky costumes, Spanglish, Tres Amigas, David, divorce, John Janssen, gaslighting, nervous breakdowns, and a certain DUI that happened over the weekend...

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Journalist, European royalty, marathon runner, adopter of Baby, Baby, and Baby, she's done it all. This week, we discuss New York's resident princess Carole Radziwill. We talk CoolCarole, fashion, talking heads, ageism, Bethenny, their friendship, their breakup, and how to argue.

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After a month's sabbatical and a major technical mishap, we're back! This week, we have the honor and the privilege of discussing the OG of the OC, patron saint of whooping it up: Vicki Steinmetz Gunvalson. We talk Vicki's humble beginnings, family vans, hypocrisy, mortality, pratfalls, injuries, illnesses, her dramatic fall from grace and her triumphant return.

Vicki Discussion: 15:00ish

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