This week, Danielle throws away all her goodwill from last season by transforming into a complete Bridezilla during her ill-fated wedding to Marty, and we're here to cover it all! We discuss the new additions Jackie and Jennifer, the trip to Oklahoma, controlling your husbands, Old School versus New School, the bachelorette party, Bimini, and the dissolution of Margaret's friendship with Danielle.

RHOBH Recap: 8:00ish

RHONJ Discussion: 12:00ish

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This week we say goodbye to Siggy Flicker in the most on-brand way possible: by throwing herself down the stairs in a fit of mania! But before that, we talk the latest season of Love Island, recap Beverly Hills, and wrap up Season 8 of RHONJ. We discuss the trip to Milan, Hitler analogies, anti-semitism, Kim D as a madam and possible genocider, and we learn how to spell Posche courtesy of Teresa! 

RHOBH Recap: 12:00ish

RHONJ Discussion: 22:30ish

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This week, we discuss one of the biggest 180s on The Real Housewives as Siggy Flicker well and truly goes off the rails for her second and final season... and it's all because of a certain cake. We talk new housewife Margaret Josephs and her pigtails, the return of Danielle, "Welcome back, scumbag," Ellie's love of Dolores, "Soggy Flicker," the girls' trip to Boca, and a two/three-tier cake getting thrown across the restaurant. Plus, Ellie recounts her recent odyssey to the holy Mecca that is Envy by Melissa Gorga...

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This week, we wrap up season 7 of RHONJ and say goodbye to Jacqueline as she speeds off in an Uber whilst laughing maniacally. We discuss the fallout of the Vermont trip, the Envy Fashion Show, Joe Giudice going "away," Jacqueline losing her voice (both literally and figuratively), and the re-writing of history at the Reunion. Plus, we get an illuminating, if disturbing, insight into the circumstances of Joe Gorga losing his virginity!

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It's a reboot of a reboot! This week, we briefly touch on the thrilling season premiere of RHOBH before taking an in-depth look at Season 7 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Teresa's freshly out of "camp," Joe's about to go into "camp," Teresa and Jacqueline have made up, then they've fallen out, it's hard to keep up! We talk Melissa's new boutique/money pit, the newbies Siggy and Dolores, Jacqueline and the "crazy ex-girlfriend" trope, cutting Kathy and Rosie out like cancer, and the ill-fated trip to Vermont where a certain ass is threatened to get raged on.

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This week, we welcome back friend of the podcast Macy Nyman to help us dissect the ill-fated RHONJ reboot that is Season Six. We discuss the return of Dina, the twins' shenanigans, the first responders' party, hair-pulling, Amber & Jim, "the cancer," the Kathy & Jacqueline sideshow, fighting like a girl, sleeping with your mother-in-law and, of course, Teresa going to jail...

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This week, we're taking a break from RHONJ to talk Bravo's newest literary venture, "Not All Diamonds and Rosé" by Dave Quinn. The “Paradise Lost” of our times, its undeniably epic in scope and scale. It’s sprawling, it’s ostentatious, it's candid, it’s funny, it's tragic, and it’s a legitimization of our longtime thesis that these shows are truly literary. We talk the origins of The Real Housewives, the importance of Tamra Judge, the Housewives that didn't take part in the book (we're looking at you, Bethenny), and those whose voices leapt off the page. 

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This week, we take a look at Season Five, where the seemingly endless Giudice-Gorga saga is put to bed (for now at least) as we all take a trip to Lake George for some healing group therapy. And a fist fight! We talk retreats, team-building, how Bravo treats physical fighting, apologies, Kim D's protégées: Penny, Jennifer, and Jan, the Arizona trip, Johnny the Greek, and miracle-worker-cum-fembot Dr. V. 

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This week, we're wrapping up the gargantuan Season Four by taking an in-depth look at "Strippergate" and its ensuing fallout at the Reunion. We talk Angelo and his "salon," Kim D's new hairdo, the Posche Fashion Show, the Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa, Rosie's Reunion meltdown, and much more. Enjoy!

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Hello from not-so-sunny LA! This week, we're together in person and we're talking all about Season Four's premier villain, Joe Giudice. We discuss the husbands' confessionals, the fall-out from the Teresa-Jacqueline fight, fambily therapy, Kathy's mother's pizzelles, the Napa Trip, Caroline versus Teresa, that phone call, and the c-word heard around the world...

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