The Housewives Archives: A Real Housewives Podcast

It's the season finale! Sort of. This week, we finish up our deep-dive of Season 12 - and RHONJ as a whole - by talking obstacle courses, Nashville, body-shaming, analogies, Teresa's love bubble, moving houses, the husbands, and Margaret's unspoken but ever-present devotion to Coffee Mate...

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This week, the name on everybody's lips is Luis Ruelas, aka the new beau of hopeless romantic Teresa Giudice. Is he a con artist, or is he just a harmless Jersey bro with an over-zealous penchant for self help and a vague affinity with cultism? You decide! We talk the video that got everyone's tongues wagging, Jennifer's new nose, Bill's affair, Dolores' relationship with her Old School roots, Traci and Tiki Barber, and the blow-up at the Jersey Shore.

RHOBH Recap: 10:30ish

RHONJ Discussion: 22:00ish

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This week, we take a break from our Jersey deep-dive to discuss the breaking news that is Teresa's wedding: specifically, the sentient mass of hair pieces sitting atop her head. We also recap this week's episode of Beverly Hills, wherein we discuss the problem with Lisa Rinna, her business endeavors, Erika's sexuality, and the treatment of Crystal's eating disorder. Finally, we give our first impressions from the premier episode of Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex-Wives Club!

Teresa's Wedding: 9:00ish

RHOBH Recap: 17:00ish

UGT Recap: 31:00ish

This week, we take a look at Season 11 of New Jersey, and how one little analogy almost led to Jackie's death by cunnilingus! We talk the passing of Teresa and Joe's father, Evan doing stuff at the gym, fighting with Teresa, the Jersey Shore blow-up, Melissa and Joe's marriage woes, Dolores and David, and Teresa's new boyfriend Luis...

RHOBH Recap: 6:30ish

RHONJ Discussion:  18:00ish

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Danielle's wearing something very expensive, she's soaking wet, Teresa's in her ear, and she just can't help herself... But first, we talk pineapple pizzas on Love Island and the hilarity that is Jamie Lee Curtis flogging wind chimes to Dorit on Beverly Hills. Then, we bid adieu to Danielle - for the second time - as we wrap up our RHONJ Season 10 breakdown. We talk iconic Housewives costumes, that hair pull, the ethics and treatment of violence in reality television, Danielle ratting-out Teresa, Danielle's swan song Reunion performance, and Teresa and Joe's ill-fated Italian reunion...

RHOBH Recap: 8:00ish

RHONJ Discussion: 18:30ish

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We're back from our mini-break and we've got a lot of catching up to do! We talk the latest Love Island drama and recap Diana v Sutton and Erika's drunken antics on RHOBH before discussing Season 10 of New Jersey. We analyze Jackie Goldschneider, debate the kids birthday party fiasco, talk money and how you spend it, and of course, Danielle's on-again-off-again relationship with Marty.

RHOBH Recap: 16:00ish

RHONJ Discussion: 25:00ish

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This week, we check in on Ekin-Su's latest shenanigans and recap the most recent Beverly Hills before concluding Season 9 of RHONJ! We watch Milania's illustrious singing career, Jackie's article, Old School v. New School, Mexico, sleeping in the pool-house, costume jewelry, and pushing Marty in the pool.

RHOBH Recap: 13:30ish

RHONJ Discussion: 20:30

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This week, Danielle throws away all her goodwill from last season by transforming into a complete Bridezilla during her ill-fated wedding to Marty, and we're here to cover it all! We discuss the new additions Jackie and Jennifer, the trip to Oklahoma, controlling your husbands, Old School versus New School, the bachelorette party, Bimini, and the dissolution of Margaret's friendship with Danielle.

RHOBH Recap: 8:00ish

RHONJ Discussion: 12:00ish

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This week we say goodbye to Siggy Flicker in the most on-brand way possible: by throwing herself down the stairs in a fit of mania! But before that, we talk the latest season of Love Island, recap Beverly Hills, and wrap up Season 8 of RHONJ. We discuss the trip to Milan, Hitler analogies, anti-semitism, Kim D as a madam and possible genocider, and we learn how to spell Posche courtesy of Teresa! 

RHOBH Recap: 12:00ish

RHONJ Discussion: 22:30ish

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This week, we discuss one of the biggest 180s on The Real Housewives as Siggy Flicker well and truly goes off the rails for her second and final season... and it's all because of a certain cake. We talk new housewife Margaret Josephs and her pigtails, the return of Danielle, "Welcome back, scumbag," Ellie's love of Dolores, "Soggy Flicker," the girls' trip to Boca, and a two/three-tier cake getting thrown across the restaurant. Plus, Ellie recounts her recent odyssey to the holy Mecca that is Envy by Melissa Gorga...

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